TAPS THE SIGN: Just because a person comments on social ills doesn't mean they are just now becoming aware of them. Likewise, criticizing the actions of bad people does not mean they are surprised by them.

Cannot believe Atl captain just rubbed out the sprayed line for that free kick. Seems players have as little respect for Chris Penso as I do #Crew96

Please check the hashtag before you make the joke. #Crew96

#Crew96 this commentator is in love with his pronunciation of Hugo. The next time he just says "Picard" will be the first.

Someone remind me, because I forget. When is Bez due back? #Crew96

The only reason to counter/contradict a point in a reply is if you sincerely believe you have something to add the OP didn't consider. Unless you know them well, this instinct is likely wrong. Tread carefully & respectfully, unless you are trying to antagonize them. Better still: make your own post.

It sucks ass at everything but it sucks ass in a really peculiar way where it's tantalizingly close to *not* sucking ass at which point it would be amazing. bsky.app/profile/wwfr...

Hot damn, @morganhughes.bsky.social. The free sponsor replacement was already too kind, but those upgrades! Gorgeous work. Thanks a million! #Crew96

#Crew96 fam - can you go to Google Maps and search for "Supporter Supply Co" and tell me if something disturbing happens?

"That's all we got? One goddamn point?" #Crew96

Share a movie that no one else remembers but you regularly think about. "On the Right Track" with Gary Coleman as a shoeshine who lives in a train station locker and can magically guess horse races.

So, just to summarize 1. admits to trolling rival's subreddit 2. acknowledges demand for rival's tickets is through the roof (while opening day tickets for own team are $35) 3. implies this high demand will lead to low attendance (?) 4. tags #Crew96, so rival fans can see him voluntarily eat shit

Okay, fine: Caddyshack 2 is a pale imitation of the original. But "Nobody's Fool" is way better than "I'm Alright"

That movie you all said is good was trash. What's wrong with you people?

“Violence never solves anything” Of all possible statements, this is among the least true. There is a reason we construct moral rules around the use of violence – it’s super effective and anybody can do it interpersonally.

I think it's time to pour one out for the "Nancy is preventing Issa from bringing in guys" theory. RIP #Crew96

Any season that doesn't end with a trophy is going to be disappointing, but I've got nothing but love for the lads after that effort. #Crew96

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

I don't understand people who's outlook on #Crew96 changed so much with the CHI game. In the preceding 9 games, we had multi-goal losses to ORL & NSH, 2 ties w TOR, a scare against DC & a home loss to NE. Many of these involved players unavailable against Chicago.

When you see what Cucho and Morris are doing this year, you have to reassess how much credit Nancy gets for 23/early 24. He does not seem to have any answers this year on the field, and he bears some (perhaps most) responsibility for the roster issues.

I'd rather #Crew96 limp into the playoffs and surprise some people than come in as the greatest team of all time and get swept by the Three Stooges FC

Successful PK by Atlanta. The remaining fan goes wild! #Crew96

You know the body has a way of rejecting a bullet if it doesn't really want to be shot.

One of the rare joys of modern life is reading a post like this and having zero awareness of the thing we're doing too much of.

I'm choosing to skip to the part where we appreciate #Crew96 for being good enough to make it close.

Counting the days until this old bastard drops and we can stop saying "alleged. wink wink"

MLS360 team keeps confusing Nashville for #Crew96. Can't imagine why this is happening.

If you just listened to Twellman you'd think #Crew96 were down by three. Thinking of switching to the Seattle audio for more neutral coverage.

I've been told I look like Timberlake after he let himself go.

There seems to be a lot of leftists who believe 1. We are in the majority 2. We will eventually "regain" power. 3. We're going to put all the collaborators against the wall. All of these are wrong. We never had power & never will, and leftists who execute political enemies suck.

Taylor Twitman can't stop talking about how much #Crew96 is struggling tonight. Lemme just check the shots on target...

Important followup: still there, still $150.

Seriously, we need to give this guy a nickname that sticks. Every time he shows up on the timeline, I'm confused for 15 seconds.

Maybe don't play with the ball there. #Crew96

Let's make this simple: Leftists believe in civil rights. Their agenda is completely tied up in countering the agenda of the right to break off groups that they can "other" and deny them rights. The right does this because they believe life is zero sum, and dragging down others elevates them.

When I was a kid I thought I was Ernie, but I have only ever been Bert.

So far this commentator 1. Discussed a failed attack in detail without noticing a called offside 2. Said the #Crew96 had "leveled" when they scored the first goal 3. Said Charlotte was playing in their road blacks

I guess that answers my question "Isn't Charlotte also impacted by this shit surface?" #Crew96

I just realized that Michael J Fox's character in "The Secret of My Success" is Marty McFly. What is the titular "secret"? Night Ranger tells us in the theme song that "The secret of my success is that I'm living 25 hours a day." And HOW could someone possibly live 25 hours per day?!?!

#Crew96 remain undefeated at home.

Why would people be begging off the #crew96 game due to the weather?! Your slickers are yellow for a reason!

@eddiepence.bsky.social we're going to need a correction on Florida Man Friday: the cooking oil story was from a parody site. But I can't believe that not one of the three of you batted an eye at a guy drinking TWENTY FIVE GALLONS of oil?!

You are not obligated to act against every evil in society. It's too much, and it's not your responsibility. You should do some good, but you don't have to fight every battle. If you want to go see #Crew96 play in CLE, that's fine. If you want to stay home in protest, fine. Just don't be this guy.

PSA: You don't have to say, "I’m an abolitionist, but you should get the death penalty for ordering steak well done." You can just say, "I prefer my steak cooked medium rare." It means the exact same thing.

Apparently Brownie the Elf is tomorrow's #Crew96 match ignitor. I see your game, HSG.

Age yourself with a movie you saw in theaters

If I checked a bag I wouldn’t be able to look at my wife and shake my head because we are waiting for a bag

You don't have to do a Luigi, but you should at least have a guy in mind and put the means in place.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but have #Crew96 even spent the Aidan Morris money yet?

Respectable for a change