The @thecomedyreviewers were so kind to feature in season 3 episode 1 of @behindthecomedian. You can check it out on Tubi here: link.tubi.tv/959Y8HNT0Wb #comedy #standup #standupcomedy

Friday’s #TheRalphReport opens the Video Vault: Jack Palance Edition. Believe it… or not. @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J revisit Curly’s finest growls (no one armed push ups required). Patreon.com/TheRalphReport open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube. It would be a shame for you to share it www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...

It’s a Wonderful Wednesday on #TheRalphReport! @ralphgarman.bsky.social dusts off his Jimmy Stewart, @eddiepence.bsky.social questions the savings & loan, and Queen J makes the bells ring. #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

As I was saying…

It’s Friday, and the #Garmy Game Show is ready to pluck your funny bone & strum up laughs! Quizmaster @ralphgarman.bsky.social tests @eddiepence.bsky.social for a lucky listener while Queen J keeps the harmony Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

It’s Munchin’ Monday on #TheRalphReport, and this week, @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J go on a flavor safari! Proof that laughter (and maybe shark) is always on the menu. #Garmy #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Kash Patel is what you get when a right-wing conspiracy podcaster gets handed the keys to the FBI. Everyone knew he would be a train wreck, but they confirmed him anyway. PS: props to the foreign press for asking the questions our own reporters won’t.

On today’s #TheRalphReport, Quizmaster @eddiepence.bsky.social boldly goes where no trivia has gone before, while @ralphgarman.bsky.social plays for a lucky #Garmy member, & Queen J is at the helm holding it all together.🖖 👉 Patreon.com/TheRalphReport 👉 open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Thursday’s #TheRalphReport goes deep. Real deep. Like Ipomoea batata deep. @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J prove even a sweet potato’s Latin name can sprout into comedy gold. #Garmy #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFX...

HORRIBLE. SICKENING. UNACCEPTABLE. In a democracy we settle our differences with words, ideas & actions, not hatred, guns & violence. #ShameOnUS

On today’s #TheRalphReport, a vintage Turkish brass tongue twister nearly melts @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J’s minds, but the laughs somehow come out polished. #Garmy #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Today’s #TheRalphReport with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J is purrfectly packed with laughs! Turns out, Ernest Hemingway’s six-toed cats might have inspired more than great literature… Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Duh…

#PumpkinSpice is BACK & taking over EVERYTHING! But fear not, only ONE man can save us, and he’s on today’s #TheRalphReport with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J! #Garmy #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Giving a predator like Ghislain Maxwell a platform, moving her to a comfortable prison without receiving anything in return except to claim innocence and say you’re nice guy— when 100’s of children where victimized is a miscarriage of justice. Epstein survivor—“…She also participated in the abuse…”

On Sept 3, 1752, Britain adopted the Gregorian calendar, and 10 days vanished! Luckily, on today’s #TheRalphReport, @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J make sure you don’t miss a laugh Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

It’s Tuesday on #TheRalphReport, and this week’s tongue twister throws @ralphgarman.bsky.social for a loop! @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J can’t believe it. Don’t miss it! Your ear holes will thank you! #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Your choices. Your actions. That’s what makes you who you are. #superman

It’s The Garmy Game Show on today’s #TheRalphReport! @eddiepence.bsky.social is your Quizmaster, @ralphgarman.bsky.social is playing for one lucky #Garmy member, and Queen J is there to keep these two in line (or at least try). #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Also on #Spotify!

To Donald Trump and his administration: If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me — not time or political circumstance — from making sure you face justice under our constitutional rule of law.

Afraid of big cities? Then don’t come. ❤️ this video.

It’s the most anticipated Munchin’ Monday of them all… well, at least if you ask @ralphgarman.bsky.social. Join him, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J as they dive in on today’s #TheRalphReport. #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Here’s what was NOT released today: - the proffer agreement between Maxwell and the DoJ - the agreement transferring Maxwell to club fed - communications showing who waived Maxwell’s sex offender status allowing her transfer and possible work assignments outside prison - the Epstein files

when we talk about how the mainstream media is failing us, this is what we mean 👇

it’s fun that the “facts don’t care about your feelings” people make every single decision entirely based on how they feel

I’m part of a new podcast with three of my funny friends. Comedians and Writers telling Trump and MAGA to fuck off. We Ain’t RIght. Join in. youtube.com/@weaintright... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

Twist up your Tuesday with #TheRalphReport! @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social tackle tongue twisters while you enjoy all the laughs (without the slip-ups). Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Listen on #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

It’s Munchin’ Monday on #TheRalphReport! @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social are back to chew over laughs, news, and a tasty new treat. 📺 4-Star Generals get Garmy Vision! Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

A preview of what awaits you... #Batman #Bane

If you see a promotion for The Ramble while browsing the site this week, this is THE Geeks' Guide to Pop Culture and a hilarious podcast by comedians @eddiepence.bsky.social & @jerryrochacomedy.com. Click through to visit their YouTube page and subscribe in your favorite podcasting app.

Today’s #TheRalphReport is hy-phonetically hilarious. @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social are sounding off with laughs, and maybe a few words you’ll never spell the same way again… #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Setmayer: It really is something that I just cannot tolerate. When Trump supporters are trying act as though Trump supports and backs the blue. No he doesn't. He did not defend the constitution. And he violated his oath of office. You know who said that? You did after January 6th

I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’.

This push to class 14 year olds as adults, to hold them accountable for gun violence, is a means to class 14 yr olds as adults so if the Epstein files ever come out, sex with 14 & 15 yr old girls will no longer be statutory rape or pedophilia. It becomes his word vs her’s on consent.

This message is powerful.

Happy Munchin’ Monday, #Garmy! Today on #TheRalphReport: @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J take a Herrs-onally guided tour through potato chip heaven. Join the #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Definitely get into show business. If not for the residuals, then do it for the HUGE tax breaks.

Follow him and @eddiepence.bsky.social on youtube.com/@therambletu...

It’s TUESDAY on #TheRalphReport, and It’s all chicken legs and hot takes as @ralphgarman.bsky.social struts, @eddiepence.bsky.social wings it, and Queen J drumsticks to the facts. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Also on #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

It’s Monday on #TheRalphReport, and when life gives you Mondays @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, and Queen J give you a boost stronger than an elevator full of dad Jokes Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

The Ramble podcast goes to comic con! Check it out here on YouTube… enjoy! youtu.be/Ku6TtAS9ZaA?...

While Oklahoma just ranked 50th in education… 🚨 An executive session of the Oklahoma State Board of Education was interrupted when images of naked women popped up on a TV in the office of Superintendent Ryan “anti-porn” Walters—yes, that guy—during the meeting he was hosting.

It’s Friday on #TheRalphReport where luckily only the laughs are biting. Hear all the glorious chaos with @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social! 🎥 4-Star #Garmy Generals get the full video: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

It’s clobberin’ time! #fantasticfour