Go full country this Thursday on #TheRalphReport with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J. Boots, belt buckles, Born to Be Alive & Sex U. Join the #Garmy on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

This Wednesday’s #TheRalphReport is a 6/7! Nah, this one’s a 10/10. Hello Death and One Hit Wonders with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J! 6 7! Join the #Garmy on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

This Tuesday on #TheRalphReport, @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J laugh in Death’s face with Holiday or Holinay, Tongue Twister Tuesday, and TV Tunes. Join the #Garmy on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Post Halloweekend hangover? Monday on #TheRalphReport brings you back to life with This Day in History and more leftover candy with @ralphgarman.bsky.social @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J! #Garmy on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Closing out my Halloween night with @eddiepence.bsky.social, @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @jenrenstewart.bsky.social on the #TheRalphReport Spooktacular Halloween episode!

#HappyHalloween, #Garmy! Friday on #TheRalphReport means a Spooky Garmy Game Show, a Spooky Video Vault, and the last Munchin Pumpkin with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J! Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

This Thursday on #TheRalphReport, Born to Be Alive & the spookiest Sex U of the year, Sex Horror Stories. @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J keep the laughs going all Spooky Week long! #Garmy Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

It’s Tuesday on #TheRalphReport so lock in & listen unlike Eddie. Holiday or Holinay, Tongue Twisters, TV Tunes, & Munchin Pumpkin Week rolls on with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J #Garmy Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

It’s Monday and the start of #Halloween Week on #TheRalphReport! @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J bring so many laughs, it’s scary! Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Listen on #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

You know what would be cool? Clicking that link below and telling me what city you want me to come perform In. beacons.ai/eddiepence

Get your laughs from the past/present/future on #TheRalphReport this Friday with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Listen on #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Sgt. Carter says fall in for Thursday on #TheRalphReport! Born to Be Alive, Sex U, Shazam! With your hosts @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J. Golly! Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Listen on #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

It’s Wednesday on #TheRalphReport and Hello Death goes Iberian with a poisoned king, but @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J bring the antidote… laughs. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Listen on #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

It’s Tongue Twister Tuesday on #TheRalphReport and @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J tackle pre brain damage dudes at full speed. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Listen on #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl #Comedy #Podcast

It’s Munchin’ Monday on #TheRalphReport & today’s food is straight outta Ezekiel 4:9 and the only prophet approved snack! Break bread & break jokes with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J! Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

New episode tomorrow!!!!! #Onthelanai #Goldengirls #goldengirlspodcast #onthelanaipod #newepisode #comingsoon #funwithfriends #comejoinus #havesomecheesecake @eddiepence.bsky.social

It’s Week Hole Wednesday on #TheRalphReport, and Dorcas Reilly may have invented the green bean casserole, but @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J are bringing the crispy laughs on top Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

It’s Tongue Twister Tuesday, and #TheRalphReport is in full Orson Welles meltdown mode. @ralphgarman.bsky.social directs, @eddiepence.bsky.social argues with the copy, and Queen J says, “keep rolling.” #Garmy Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

The only violence I’ve been seeing in Portland is from the so-called Feds!!! Keep sharing these videos; it’s evidence.

Had a great time doing this podcast with my good pals! Check it out!

The @thecomedyreviewers were so kind to feature in season 3 episode 1 of @behindthecomedian. You can check it out on Tubi here: link.tubi.tv/959Y8HNT0Wb #comedy #standup #standupcomedy

Friday’s #TheRalphReport opens the Video Vault: Jack Palance Edition. Believe it… or not. @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J revisit Curly’s finest growls (no one armed push ups required). Patreon.com/TheRalphReport open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube. It would be a shame for you to share it www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...

It’s a Wonderful Wednesday on #TheRalphReport! @ralphgarman.bsky.social dusts off his Jimmy Stewart, @eddiepence.bsky.social questions the savings & loan, and Queen J makes the bells ring. #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

As I was saying…

It’s Friday, and the #Garmy Game Show is ready to pluck your funny bone & strum up laughs! Quizmaster @ralphgarman.bsky.social tests @eddiepence.bsky.social for a lucky listener while Queen J keeps the harmony Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

It’s Munchin’ Monday on #TheRalphReport, and this week, @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J go on a flavor safari! Proof that laughter (and maybe shark) is always on the menu. #Garmy #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Kash Patel is what you get when a right-wing conspiracy podcaster gets handed the keys to the FBI. Everyone knew he would be a train wreck, but they confirmed him anyway. PS: props to the foreign press for asking the questions our own reporters won’t.

On today’s #TheRalphReport, Quizmaster @eddiepence.bsky.social boldly goes where no trivia has gone before, while @ralphgarman.bsky.social plays for a lucky #Garmy member, & Queen J is at the helm holding it all together.🖖 👉 Patreon.com/TheRalphReport 👉 open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Thursday’s #TheRalphReport goes deep. Real deep. Like Ipomoea batata deep. @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J prove even a sweet potato’s Latin name can sprout into comedy gold. #Garmy #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFX...

HORRIBLE. SICKENING. UNACCEPTABLE. In a democracy we settle our differences with words, ideas & actions, not hatred, guns & violence. #ShameOnUS

On today’s #TheRalphReport, a vintage Turkish brass tongue twister nearly melts @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J’s minds, but the laughs somehow come out polished. #Garmy #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Today’s #TheRalphReport with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J is purrfectly packed with laughs! Turns out, Ernest Hemingway’s six-toed cats might have inspired more than great literature… Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Duh…

#PumpkinSpice is BACK & taking over EVERYTHING! But fear not, only ONE man can save us, and he’s on today’s #TheRalphReport with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J! #Garmy #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Giving a predator like Ghislain Maxwell a platform, moving her to a comfortable prison without receiving anything in return except to claim innocence and say you’re nice guy— when 100’s of children where victimized is a miscarriage of justice. Epstein survivor—“…She also participated in the abuse…”

On Sept 3, 1752, Britain adopted the Gregorian calendar, and 10 days vanished! Luckily, on today’s #TheRalphReport, @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J make sure you don’t miss a laugh Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

It’s Tuesday on #TheRalphReport, and this week’s tongue twister throws @ralphgarman.bsky.social for a loop! @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J can’t believe it. Don’t miss it! Your ear holes will thank you! #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Your choices. Your actions. That’s what makes you who you are. #superman

It’s The Garmy Game Show on today’s #TheRalphReport! @eddiepence.bsky.social is your Quizmaster, @ralphgarman.bsky.social is playing for one lucky #Garmy member, and Queen J is there to keep these two in line (or at least try). #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Also on #Spotify!

To Donald Trump and his administration: If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me — not time or political circumstance — from making sure you face justice under our constitutional rule of law.

Afraid of big cities? Then don’t come. ❤️ this video.

It’s the most anticipated Munchin’ Monday of them all… well, at least if you ask @ralphgarman.bsky.social. Join him, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J as they dive in on today’s #TheRalphReport. #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Here’s what was NOT released today: - the proffer agreement between Maxwell and the DoJ - the agreement transferring Maxwell to club fed - communications showing who waived Maxwell’s sex offender status allowing her transfer and possible work assignments outside prison - the Epstein files

when we talk about how the mainstream media is failing us, this is what we mean 👇