It Finally Friday, and @eddiepence.bsky.social is back from the dead and stumbling straight into #TheRalphReport with the Garmy Game Show, Video Vault, and fresh chaos with @ralphgarman.bsky.social & Queen J. #Garmy: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Eddie skipped out on #TheRalphReport again, so Queen J steps up to play the patented Eddie Jackpot Slot Machine while @ralphgarman.bsky.social pulls the lever to keep the laughs paying out. Join the #Garmy Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

No Eddie today on #TheRalphReport, but @ralphgarman.bsky.social & Queen J turn up the midweek mayhem, and hold the fort down in the week hole. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Listen on #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

It’s Tuesday on #TheRalphReport, and @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J tackle Tongue Twister Tuesday and more! #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

It’s Munchin’ Monday on #TheRalphReport: Tuna Mac & Cheese… with ketchup? Comfort food or condimental felony? Well, ketchup while you tune a in with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

We finally escaped the week hole! Head straight into Friday fun on #TheRalphReport! @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J bring the Garmy Game Show, The Video Vault, and more. Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Sorpotel & Sanna spice up today’s #TheRalphReport, and @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J are Goan places with these laughs. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Listen on #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl #Comedy #Podcast

Today on #TheRalphReport: @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J turn grim into grins with “Hello, Death.” Join the #Garmy on @Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Listen on @Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl #Comedy #HelloDeath #Podcast

Tee up your Tuesday! Today’s #TheRalphReport is an Arnold Palmer, half tee, half lemonade, all laughs. @ralphgarman.bsky.social @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J swing away! Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Listen on #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

The @thecomedyreviewers were so kind to feature in season 3 episode 1 of @behindthecomedian. You can check it out on Tubi here: link.tubi.tv/959Y8HNT0Wb #comedy #standup #standupcomedy

Today’s Munchin’ Monday on #TheRalphReport is tackling Nixon’s favorite snack. Guilty pleasure or impeachable offense? @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social dig in. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Listen on #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Friday’s #TheRalphReport opens the Video Vault: Jack Palance Edition. Believe it… or not. @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J revisit Curly’s finest growls (no one armed push ups required). Patreon.com/TheRalphReport open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

The #Walk2EndAlz is in 9 days! I'm walking to honor my father who died from this disease. If you can't donate, please share this fundraiser OR come down on Saturday, October 4, 2025, and join #TeamPapa at Eisenhower Park, East Meadow, NY 11554 act.alz.org/site/TR?fr_i...

#Garmy, a family needs us. Jennifer needs urgent car repairs to keep working & keep a roof over their heads. If you can, please donate or share her @gofundme.com: gofund.me/99eb5327c #MutualAid #GoFundMe #CommunitySupport #KeepFamiliesHoused #DoGood #CrowdFunding

Thursday on #TheRalphReport is cooler than an Edy’s Pie. A crisp chocolate shell, a stick, and sweet laughs inside. Join @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J for nonsense. #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

It’s a Wonderful Wednesday on #TheRalphReport! @ralphgarman.bsky.social dusts off his Jimmy Stewart, @eddiepence.bsky.social questions the savings & loan, and Queen J makes the bells ring. #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

It’s Tongue Twister Tuesday on #TheRalphReport and things are getting shark-ingly tricky for @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Listen on #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Happy Munchin’ Monday! Exotic Jerky Edition: the Chew-quel. @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J brave the mystery meats again so you don’t have to. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: patreon.com/theralphreport #Spotify: spoti.fi/3wYyK5V

It’s Friday, and the #Garmy Game Show is ready to pluck your funny bone & strum up laughs! Quizmaster @ralphgarman.bsky.social tests @eddiepence.bsky.social for a lucky listener while Queen J keeps the harmony Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

No need to harp on it, today’s #TheRalphReport hits all the right notes! @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J strum and pluck up laughs that’ll keep the whole #Garmy in tune. Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

On today’s #TheRalphReport, @ralphgarman.bsky.social proves even the simplest slip up can spiral into laughs. With @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J keeping him honest, no mistake goes unmocked. #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

It’s Tongue Twister Tuesday on #TheRalphReport, and @eddiepence.bsky.social might need a hug after today’s verbal gymnastics. Luckily @ralphgarman.bsky.social & Queen J are there to untwist the laughs. #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

It’s Munchin’ Monday on #TheRalphReport, and this week, @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J go on a flavor safari! Proof that laughter (and maybe shark) is always on the menu. #Garmy #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

On October 4th I'll be participating in the #walk2endalz at Eisenhower Pk, NY, in honor of my father who died on October 1, 2024, from this horrible disease. Please support #teampapa by donating, walking, or sharing this post. Every little bit of effort helps. alzm.org/6b6x9

On today’s #TheRalphReport, Quizmaster @eddiepence.bsky.social boldly goes where no trivia has gone before, while @ralphgarman.bsky.social plays for a lucky #Garmy member, & Queen J is at the helm holding it all together.🖖 👉 Patreon.com/TheRalphReport 👉 open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Thursday’s #TheRalphReport goes deep. Real deep. Like Ipomoea batata deep. @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J prove even a sweet potato’s Latin name can sprout into comedy gold. #Garmy #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFX...

On today’s #TheRalphReport, @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J go big with Jon Brower Minnoch sized laughs you won’t want to miss! Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Listen on #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

On today’s #TheRalphReport, a vintage Turkish brass tongue twister nearly melts @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J’s minds, but the laughs somehow come out polished. #Garmy #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Today’s #TheRalphReport with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J is purrfectly packed with laughs! Turns out, Ernest Hemingway’s six-toed cats might have inspired more than great literature… Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

#PumpkinSpice is BACK & taking over EVERYTHING! But fear not, only ONE man can save us, and he’s on today’s #TheRalphReport with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J! #Garmy #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

On today’s #TheRalphReport, @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J swing back to a galaxy far, far away for a jazzy good time! Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl #Podcast #StarWars #CantinaBand

On Sept 3, 1752, Britain adopted the Gregorian calendar, and 10 days vanished! Luckily, on today’s #TheRalphReport, @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J make sure you don’t miss a laugh Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

It’s Tuesday on #TheRalphReport, and this week’s tongue twister throws @ralphgarman.bsky.social for a loop! @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J can’t believe it. Don’t miss it! Your ear holes will thank you! #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Happy Labor Day, #Garmy! No new episode today, but @ralphgarman.bsky.social has served up a flashback episode perfect for your BBQ, beach day, or couch marathon. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Listen on #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

It’s The Garmy Game Show on today’s #TheRalphReport! @eddiepence.bsky.social is your Quizmaster, @ralphgarman.bsky.social is playing for one lucky #Garmy member, and Queen J is there to keep these two in line (or at least try). #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Also on #Spotify!

Turns out @eddiepence.bsky.social’s youth was full of more twists than today’s episode! A shocking revelation drops, and @ralphgarman.bsky.social & Queen J may never recover. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Listen on #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Ever wonder what happens when you mix @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, Queen J and video cameras? Tune in to today’s #TheRalphReport and find out! Upgrade today! 📺 #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

It’s the most anticipated Munchin’ Monday of them all… well, at least if you ask @ralphgarman.bsky.social. Join him, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J as they dive in on today’s #TheRalphReport. #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

On today’s #TheRalphReport, @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social reveal the BIGGEST TRR Citizen of the Week yet! You don’t want to miss this one. It’s HUGE. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Listen on #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

It’s Thursday on #TheRalphReport & @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social are breaking down the facts, myths, and laughs. You’ll laugh, you’ll learn, maybe both at the same time. #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

What can you learn for as little as 15¢ a day? On #TheRalphReport, @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social serve up laughs, surprises, and random knowledge you didn’t even know you needed! #Garmy #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Twist up your Tuesday with #TheRalphReport! @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social tackle tongue twisters while you enjoy all the laughs (without the slip-ups). Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Listen on #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

It’s Munchin’ Monday on #TheRalphReport! @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social are back to chew over laughs, news, and a tasty new treat. 📺 4-Star Generals get Garmy Vision! Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Today’s #TheRalphReport is hy-phonetically hilarious. @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social are sounding off with laughs, and maybe a few words you’ll never spell the same way again… #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Today’s #TheRalphReport is rapsing with nostalgia. Plus, Sex U welcomes back returning guest lecturer @drsprankle.bsky.social! Join @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social for laughs, learning, and a whole lotta fun. #Garmy #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Also on #Spotify

You never know what you’ll learn on #TheRalphReport for as little as 15¢ a day, you might just meet your new favorite poet… like I did today with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J! #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Please support me and #TeamPapa on October 4th at #EisenhowerPark for the #walk2endalz. Alzheimer's Disease sucks and any support you can give would be appreciated. If you can't donate, please share. Better yet, come and join us in October!💜💜 alzm.org/6b6x9

On today’s #TheRalphReport, @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J serve up a spleen-tingling tongue twister you won’t want to miss. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Listen on #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Mondays on #TheRalphReport: where @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J sling laughs with more pull than a black hole. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Listen on #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl

Friday’s here on #TheRalphReport and so is the return of @eddiepence.bsky.social & @ralphgarman.bsky.social Drunk Thoughts! Laugh along because the weekend lies ahead. Lays ahead? Lies ahead. #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport #Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4CskYFXHZW803olTotLpbl