An opossum has better taste in podcasts than most people. So, don’t play dead, tune into #TheRalphReport with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J for Holiday or Holinay, Tongue Twister Tuesday & TV Tune Tuesday. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

Nobody likes Mondays, but @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J are trying to change that on #TheRalphReport. This Day in History, Mirthful Monday & Munching Monday will make your day better! Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

Oh, the pain… the pain of having to wait all week for Fridays! But fear not, @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J are here to rescue us on #TheRalphReport! what are you waiting for you bubble headed booby! Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

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It’s Thursday and #TheRalphReport is serving up TWO fresh cuts today. @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J celebrate those Born to Be Alive, then get educational on Sex U! Join the #Garmy on #Patreon for access to amazing perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

Today’s #TheRalphReport is sleek, classic, and built to cruise. Hello Death rides shotgun while One Hit Wonders hits the radio with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon for access to amazing perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

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This Tuesday on #TheRalphReport has big whiskers, bigger presence, and surprisingly sharp Tongue Twisters with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J! Join the #Garmy on #Patreon for access to amazing perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

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True believers, your origin story starts here on #TheRalphReport! This Day in History, Mirthful Monday, and Munchin’ Monday, #Garmy assemble! With @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J. Join the #Patreon for access to amazing perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

It’s Friday on #TheRalphReport and the TRR Citizen of the Week is crowned. Plus the #Garmy Game Show brings quick answers and big laughs with @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social! Join the #Garmy on #Patreon for access to amazing perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

This Thursday on #TheRalphReport, Born to Be Alive flies high, Sex U chases the tricky questions, and the laughs catch the Snitch. With @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J! Join the #Garmy on #Patreon for access to amazing perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

It’s Wednesday on #TheRalphReport! Where laughs hit harder, Hello Death strikes, and One Hit Wonders rolls in with @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social! Join the #Garmy on #Patreon for access to amazing perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

This Tuesday on #TheRalphReport, Tongue Twisters twist, Surprise Holidays, TV Tune Nostalgia, and laughs that land right on cue with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon for access to amazing perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

By the pricking of our thumbs, something funny this way comes! This Day in History, Mirthful Monday, and Munchin’ Monday await on #TheRalphReport with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

It’s Friday on #TheRalphReport, the Garmy Game Show takes center stage, the TRR Citizen of the Week gets their crown, and Chuck Norris visits the Video vault with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

For as little as 15¢ a day, you can learn something new on #TheRalphReport. This Thursday, Born to Be Alive brings the facts and Sex U brings the questions with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

It’s Wednesday, and #TheRalphReport is back with a brand new episode! Hello Death returns, One Hit Wonders hit again, and the fun picks up right where it left off with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J! Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

It’s Friday on #TheRalphReport, and the Mean Exit Surveys are in. Honest, hilarious, and just the right amount of “did they really say that?” with @ralphgarman.bsky.social , @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon for perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

This Thursday on #TheRalphReport… like Old Man River, it keeps rolling. Steady, soulful, and full of laughs that linger with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon for access to amazing perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

This Wednesday on #TheRalphReport is up with the laughs, down into Hello Death, and stopping at One Hit Wonders along the way with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon for access to amazing perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

Tuesday on #TheRalphReport is in ostrich mode. Head in the sand, moving fast, and somehow still hitting every Tongue Twister and TV Tune with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon for access to perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

Monday’s #TheRalphReport has loud opinions, righteous frustration, and somehow it’s all hilarious. This Day in History, Mirthful Monday, and Munchin’ Monday with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J. Join the #Patreon for perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

This Friday on #TheRalphReport, bow down to the Queen of Puns! Wordplay reigns, the Garmy Game Show delivers, and a first for the TRR Citizen of the Week with @ralphgarman.bsky.social & Queen J. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon for access to perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

Casanova would approve of this Thursday’s #TheRalphReport. Charm, wit, and just enough chaos to keep things interesting. Also, Born to Be Alive & Sex U with @ralphgarman.bsky.social & Queen J. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon for access to amazing perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

Good morning, #Garmy. Today on #TheRalphReport, Hello Death calls, One Hit Wonders take the spotlight, and the mission is simple… enjoy the show with @ralphgarman.bsky.social & Queen J. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon for access to amazing perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

This Tuesday on #TheRalphReport features a Tongue Twister that twists, a TV Tune for the ladies, and more! The laughs come easy with @ralphgarman.bsky.social & Queen J! Join the #Garmy on #Patreon for access to amazing perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

It’s the start of a fresh week on #TheRalphReport! This Day in History, Mirthful Monday, and Munchin’ Monday all lined up with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J! Join the #Garmy on #Patreon for access to amazing perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

This Friday on #TheRalphReport, the TRR Citizen of the Week is crowned, and Garmy Game Show chaos with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J! Join the #Garmy on #Patreon for access to amazing perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

This Thursday on #TheRalphReport, Born to Be Alive brings the facts, Sex U brings the ?s, and somehow we all learn something about hippos with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J. Join the #Patreon for access to amazing perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

This Wednesday on #TheRalphReport… Hello Death checks in, One Hit Wonders has wings, and things get weird in the best way with @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon for access to amazing perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

This Tuesday on #TheRalphReport, Tongue Twisters tie tongue knots, TV Tunes stick in your head, and chaos does the rest with @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon for access to amazing perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

This Monday on #TheRalphReport… a little gentleman’s relish? Sounds classy, gets questionable fast. Plus Mirth and This Day in History with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon for access to perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

This Friday on #TheRalphReport, @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social bring the sunshine. Bloom into spring with fresh laughs, longer days, and the #Garmy Game Show in full swing. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon for access to amazing perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

This Thursday on #TheRalphReport… nature gets weird. Like beavers reusing their “leftovers,” but somehow it all works with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon for access to amazing perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

This Wednesday on #TheRalphReport, @ralphgarman.bsky.social @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J are planting seeds of weird facts like Johnny Appleseed, except these grow into Hello Death and One Hit Wonders. Join the #Patreon for access to amazing perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

Strike gold at the end of the rainbow with #TheRalphReport! 🍀 Tongue Twister Tuesday, TV Tunes, and more with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J! Join the #Garmy on #Patreon for access to amazing perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

If today’s news feels extra crispy, relax, I’ve got the perfect recipe. Join @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, and Queen J on #TheRalphReport! Join the #Garmy on #Patreon for access to amazing perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

It’s Friday on #TheRalphReport! So, it’s time for the #Garmy Game Show! @ralphgarman.bsky.social is Quizmaster while @eddiepence.bsky.social plays for a lucky Garmy member. Plus your voicemails, the newest TRR Citizen of the week, and the video vault! #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

This Thursday on #TheRalphReport, you gotta have faith… faith… FAITH that @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J will bring the laughs! Plus Born to Be Alive & Sex U. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon for access to amazing perks like #GarmyVision: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

This Wednesday on #TheRalphReport, turns out everything has a tongue, even this show when @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J get going! Plus Hello Death & One Hit Wonders. Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

This Tuesday on #TheRalphReport, the laughter is so contagious it should come with a warning label! Catch the giggles with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J! Plus Tongue Twister Tuesday and more! Join the #Garmy on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

Monday on #TheRalphReport is stacked with laughs, news, and enough flavor to make a fast food chain jealous. Step under the #BigArch with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J. Join the #Garmy on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

This Friday on #TheRalphReport… don’t forget Daylight Saving Time is coming! So spring forward… and laugh forward with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J! Join the #Garmy on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Become a 4 Star General to get Garmy Vision!

Thursday on #TheRalphReport goes full high adventure! Bold takes, unexpected turns, and zero safety rails. Strap in and laugh along with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J. Join the #Garmy on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Become a 4 Star General to get Garmy Vision!

Wednesday on #TheRalphReport brings Hello Death back to the mic where the jokes refuse to die. Tune in with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J. Become a 4 Star General to get Garmy Vision! #Podcast #Spotify #Comedy #Patreon

Tuesday on #TheRalphReport packs more into one episode than an elephant with a trunk full of snacks. Big laughs, bigger chaos. Unpack it all with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J. Join the #Garmy on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport 4 Star Generals get Garmy Vision!

Monday on #TheRalphReport is serving up To Serve Man… turns out it’s a cookbook, and we’re all on the menu. Classic twists, modern chaos with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J. Join the #Garmy on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport 4 Star Generals get Garmy Vision!

Friday on #TheRalphReport means Garmy Game Show! Where prizes are real and the announcer turns your name into a full theatrical event. Step up and hear what happens with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J. Join the #Garmy on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport

Thursday on #TheRalphReport is a real hoot with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J. #GasLeakShow Join the #Garmy on #Patreon: Patreon.com/TheRalphReport Become a 4 Star General to get Garmy Vision!