getting a cold...my wife is sick....i'm at work all night instead of playing stardew valley with her.....sigh

the kind of energy i'm inviting on my work messaging platform

beloved robot PeePee 2.0 is slain by a car in the new star wars movie—And no; they cant make another one because its soul would be different

I was and continue to be totally mystified by my own actions

this text exchange is cracking me up

had to fire someone today at work and then i had to pass on some hey girly-ass texts to my coworker about her fuckass boyfriend. and now i'm fielding this poor girl's texts as she spirals about her fuckass boyfriend

i did it 😌

i cant stop thinking about this picture of park jimin...that is literally my wife

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

i think i'm gonna shave my head tomorrow :)

i recently cut my bangs, and dyed my hair TWICE to different colors hoping this would soothe my malaise but i am NOT SOOTHED!!

every day there is a demon whispering in my ear to shave my head

met a beautiful ancient special needs cat in my dream who hated everyone else but loved me & then i woke up with my real cat standing next to me purring so i thought dream cat was real 😔

the other day a customer at my job got the attention of the baristas to settle a debate with his girlfriend (/lh), which is already an incredible premise. but then he proceeded to ask a bunch of gay people a question about interior design and was so surprised when we immediately sided with his gf 😭

most sylvain song of all time perchance open.spotify.com/track/6TN7D8...

idk why but this is where i'm at today

and the fucked up thing is that i KNOW i'm gonna have to roll my sleeves up and do this job myself. but i'm resisting the new document button for now

looked at too many pictures of p*rk j*m*n today and now i want that tw*nk obliterated

playlist went from i'm not okay by mcr to crank it by slayyyter

honestly bro im kind of straight up not doing ok

had a customer ask me to remake their iced latte made with whole milk & sweetened with condensed milk because it was "too milky" 🫩

keep customizing my avatar lately

going thru something

I could spend a lifetime watching you🌊✨️ #JIMIN #BTS_ARIRANG #btsarmy #BTS_SWIM #btsfanart #BTSLiveOnNetflix #kpop

btw it was unbelievably fucked up for someone to put this song over a bunch of footage of bts laughing together in that n/etflix doc open.spotify.com/track/4S5kWa...

every time my nail tech asks to take pictures of my nails once she finishes i feel like a little queen. also today she texted it to me afterward 🥰

slayyyter "what is it like, to be liked?" ilya rozanov edit. now 👇

hii

expected to have a day bc i have a cold, but actually i'm having a "i need to make a vet appointment and also i need to find a new therapist" type of bad day (disclaimer the cat is fine)

type of shit i've been on open.spotify.com/playlist/6nj...

i have formed an emotional alliance and spiritual dependence on cherry spindrift

i've been low on sleep for days so i went to bed at literally 9pm last night so i could get a good night's sleep without sleeping in super late...and then i slept for 14 hours and woke up at 11am. ok

i truly can't believe images of park jimin still hold such power over me. ive been reawakened fr

oops ! oopsie . whoops a daisy

feeling so strongly about park jimin at this time

i thought i was going to be so normal about the bts comeback, like it's been years since i was in the depths of loving them in a fandom way. but it turns out i've still got that dog in me

having a terribly chaotic day at work but did have time to listen to the front half of the new bangtan on my break. i know you all crave my first listen notes.

had to dnf project hail mary because it was so boring & pissed me off so bad. there are dozens of us

spent the weekend surrounded by my oldest and newest friends and i'm feeling so emotionally hungover now that the parade of people who love me is over....rip...

one of my favorite regulars got me a birthday card & a gift ?? 😭😭😭 im emo!!!

angel playing the lute

im halfway into project hail mary now and it has grown on me, and i do really enjoy the current day portions in space. but icb how many times I've seen this book on a list of books to recommend to everyone as a universally loved book.

decided i needed an alternate audiobook as a palette cleanser from dracula (which i do Like but it's very ye olde fuckass men sometimes) and started project hail mary.....only to be met with a first person narrator who reads like a male genx redditor