Do you think the turkey had to donate some money towards Trump's ballroom before he pardoned it, or

ok ok i tried the infamous Frieren pose real quick but i refuse to clean it up and ruin it, I GOT IT CLOSE ENOUGH I'M DONE

"Mr Beast to open Beast Land, a theme park, to be built in Ridayh" The 2025 mad libs game the universe has been playing is going too far

We've got you 👍

A type of connection I've literally NEVER felt with anyone is "person I am willing to get into one of those two-person horse costumes with"

I love when a cat has a cat toy for, like, YEARS and they just totally ignore it and then one day out of nowhere it becomes their favorite toy ever, they can't get enough of it. Reminds me of me and my Steam library.

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

made a meme yesterday cause like--

Let's talk about this fucking guy. youtu.be/vlKDQ3fwI5w

It's funny having an anxiety disorder in the big ol' 2020s, like - is this my brain misfiring today? Or am I just observing the world in real time?

Wow, EA really asked themselves "how can we suck even more and tank our reputation with gamers so bad we never recover" and then answered with a bang, huh

Those fools. They'll enter Portland as soldiers, and leave as indie band members and wrapped up in two and a half polycules

Oh SO CLOSE Trump!, but it's actually spelled "EPSTEIN" not "EARHART" <3

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is - more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week) - more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages) - more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

September didn't slow down for a gd SECOND did it, damn

I'm autistic not because of tylenol, but because my parents met by making lightsaber noises at the same time at a social gathering

Hearing that Kamala Harris called Trump a dictator: I mean yeah Hearing that she specified a COMMUNIST dictator: gosh I wish Americans knew what words mean

video www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyU5...

Trump donor Larry Ellison’s Oracle will oversee TikTok’s algorithm. His media company owns CBS News and is plotting a bid for Warner Bros., which owns CNN. When billionaires take control of communication platforms, it’s not a win for free speech. It’s a win for oligarchy.

[watching Disney fall from grace] this was actually such a funny week for Knights of Guinevere to premiere

I'm valiantly trying SO HARD to focus on other things today but I watched the pilot episode of Knights of Guinevere last night and it's all I've been thinking about for 15 hours

I wish I'd kept track of the names of friends and loved ones I cut off in 2015 after they said we were all "overreacting" to Trump. I'm JUST petty enough to unblock after a decade to be like "still think I'm just being dramatic?", but I didn't care enough to remember names so I'll just imagine it

Youtube has a bug sometimes where sometimes a video I'm watching loads the comments from the LAST video I watched which led to a very confusing few seconds of me reading comments on a political video wondering why they were ALL about Warhammer

Kash Patel always looks and sounds like he just got caught with his hand in the cookie jar but instead of cookies in there it's stuff like "legally targeting political enemies of the president"

not to be 40 on main but more video games with NPC dating options need to let me fuck the older hot characters, let me climb that silver fox gdi we probably listen to the same music

You cannot understand politics in the United States in 2025 without understanding Gamergate. It is the Rosetta Stone for our current nightmare.

does anyone remember how a guy broke into pelosi's home and tried to murder her husband? just me? ok, how about this one, it took place in january about 5 years ago

Remember: there's no audience for AI-produced content. Nobody in the AI ecosystem is there to read or listen - only to publish their own slop.

a sketch titled "how it felt when my cat saved her wettest sneeze yet for my hand"

when you say “duhh ai writing is good actually” you’re the yellow guy. this is u

One of my new hobbies is watching youtube videos roasting the ever-loving hell out of Amazon's War of the Worlds www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU3D...

Logged into social media to see what my friends are up to. See two dozen screenshots or just photos of peoples' PC monitors as they download Silksong.

The only thing at this point that could convince me Trump isn't dying is Trump himself saying "yes I am actively dying"

Links! Including the Hail Bristol trilogies - The Indranan War and the Farian War A tired, done with your shit, former gunrunner is dragged back home to take over her mother's empire. She's not happy to be here and is going to make it everyone's problem. bookshop.org/contributors...

Happy Labrador Day, I hope your day was filled with Canadians and dogs (listens to earpiece) Sorry, LABOR Day, I hope you passed a small human out of your body in a relatively non-punishing way (listens to earpiece again)

Wake up, log into Tumblr, open my notifications, see that people in the replies on one of my posts are having an ongoing debate about the definition and boundaries of "clowncore", close Tumblr, go back to bed.

Bluesky Democrats get REAL bitchy when you point out the reality that BOTH political parties fumbled covid and continue to pretend it's not real. No one should be shocked we're losing the CDC and vaccines. This is the version of the US you wanted - ignoring realities in favor of capitalist interest

TRANSPHOBES THINK TRANS PEOPLE TOUCH KIDS IN THE RESTROOM BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE TRANSPHOBE WOULD DO. It's not rocket science. Every accusation from a conservative is a confession. They all have Main Character Syndrome & think everyone lives in their head with them. REMEMBER THAT.

Hi. The free speech absolutists on the American Right really love banning books. They want you to think that people and history they don't like don't exist. youtu.be/jY4DwsKrCaI

the biggest thing i hope studios take away from the success of Sinners and K-Pop Demon Hunters is that, wow, audiences actually DO like and want original stories and don't need every goddamn movie to be a sequel or reboot

In light of that chatGPT tragedy, @caelan.bsky.social posted this video a while back. All of that shit should be taken out back and disposed of.

NextDoor makes a bunch of suburban white ladies act like they've been appointed as guards in the Stanford prison experiment

My new depressing mental hobby is wondering which famous speeches in history would sound 100x worse (or 100x more innocent, if the speech was evil shit) if there were tiny bits clipped out of context, since that's how EVERYTHING is interpreted now

here’s a comic about arguing on twitter

The "using AI to generate concept art early in the process to quickly iterate ideas" thing is so absurd to me because like. You don't know what concept art is. You don't know what concept art *does*.

✨MAKE SOME NOISE ANIMATED✨ Lots of fictional geese were harmed in the making of today's animation. But enough about that... "A Knight's Concerning Oath" goes live soon! ♥️🔗👇 youtu.be/_4um6bbWwT8

Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me. I'm the one who fed the radioactive shrimp to James Dobson

Anna Torv has this unique effect on me where I see her in something and I squint and go "she looks familiar" then look it up and go "OHGEEZ DAMMIT of COURSE it's Anna Torv it's SO OBVIOUS how did not SEE IT" and then I do not commit this to usable memory and I repeat this pattern of behavior forever

Y'all better get real fucking comfy with the freaks and degenerate art if you wanna survive in a fascist regime. Your sensitivity will be the death of you if you cannot learn to handle discomfort. We've seen this before. How many dystopia novels are y'all going to have to read before it sticks?