Apparently Trump is individually calling every theater that's airing the Melania doc, demanding they find 11,780 more ticket sales

now the crazed angry anti-"woke" Trekkies are cry-screaming that some Klingons have.. *sob*.. polyamory it must be hard, living such terrible scary lives, seeing a small handful of Klingons characters in a loving family unit for, like... two or three scenes. no one has suffered like these people 😩😩

You know what, it's time for us to admit what America really needs in order to heal rn... another Kylie Jenner Pepsi ad

Sadly, Gavin Newsom has Joe Rogan Disorder, a condition that makes you change your whole worldview the second you're on podcast cameras and the other guy presents one (1) differing opinion

just a comic about society-wide burnout, depression, and isolation

The lesson of history is that tyrants cannot be appeased. Appeasement only feeds their insatiable hunger for power. Tyrants prey on people who feel unsafe and vulnerable. But without mass submission, a tyrant is powerless. Remember this.

So, what's gonna be the new Vance kid's name: Charlie, Kirk, or both?

i have to wonder every time i use the rain spell in #FieldsofMistria... does the rain JUST cover my farm, or... does the whole town think some weird shit is goin on. and if so. are they mad @ me

This fucker is responsible for the background noise of several years of my life.

"THERE you are, baby, OOH how I missed you" -- me out loud just now, to a brush set on Clip Studio Paint I had forgotten to re-download

*long drag off of fake cigarette, staring out the window at nothing in particular* Americans don't hug each other enough

She wants nip and is upset I've not given any to her but won't move (that's the nip under her paws)

"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out pick up a pencil and a napkin

malevola from dispatch in a suit

"Ezra Miller is preparing a comeback" are we not going through enough rn

I notice we as a society rarely use the "ooo self-burn, those are rare" meme anymore, I think we started realizing they aren't actually that rare

The new Divinity trailer is disgusting in ways that make me really excited to play it. That was a GROSS-ass trailer. Nasty. No need for all of that shit. I WILL play 9485898 hours of it minimum

The regime wants us to dress up all nice in suits and such to be at the airport but NOW they're also adding pull-up bars to airports to encourage exercise. So get ready for a bunch of REALLY sweaty smelly dudes in suits sitting next to you for hours-long flights, should make travel really fun

Breaking: Sydney Sweeney offers apology for white supremacist coded ad, insisting she doesn't have those views, after realizing her astroturfed conservative bot fanbase can't actually spend money

gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire

So...Malevola is literally buff Cindy Crawford, I had to put her in this iconic look #dispatch #malevola #art

Do you think the turkey had to donate some money towards Trump's ballroom before he pardoned it, or

ok ok i tried the infamous Frieren pose real quick but i refuse to clean it up and ruin it, I GOT IT CLOSE ENOUGH I'M DONE

"Mr Beast to open Beast Land, a theme park, to be built in Ridayh" The 2025 mad libs game the universe has been playing is going too far

We've got you 👍

A type of connection I've literally NEVER felt with anyone is "person I am willing to get into one of those two-person horse costumes with"

I love when a cat has a cat toy for, like, YEARS and they just totally ignore it and then one day out of nowhere it becomes their favorite toy ever, they can't get enough of it. Reminds me of me and my Steam library.

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

made a meme yesterday cause like--

Let's talk about this fucking guy. youtu.be/vlKDQ3fwI5w

It's funny having an anxiety disorder in the big ol' 2020s, like - is this my brain misfiring today? Or am I just observing the world in real time?

Wow, EA really asked themselves "how can we suck even more and tank our reputation with gamers so bad we never recover" and then answered with a bang, huh

Those fools. They'll enter Portland as soldiers, and leave as indie band members and wrapped up in two and a half polycules

Oh SO CLOSE Trump!, but it's actually spelled "EPSTEIN" not "EARHART" <3

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is - more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week) - more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages) - more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

September didn't slow down for a gd SECOND did it, damn

I'm autistic not because of tylenol, but because my parents met by making lightsaber noises at the same time at a social gathering

Hearing that Kamala Harris called Trump a dictator: I mean yeah Hearing that she specified a COMMUNIST dictator: gosh I wish Americans knew what words mean

video www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyU5...

Trump donor Larry Ellison’s Oracle will oversee TikTok’s algorithm. His media company owns CBS News and is plotting a bid for Warner Bros., which owns CNN. When billionaires take control of communication platforms, it’s not a win for free speech. It’s a win for oligarchy.

[watching Disney fall from grace] this was actually such a funny week for Knights of Guinevere to premiere

I'm valiantly trying SO HARD to focus on other things today but I watched the pilot episode of Knights of Guinevere last night and it's all I've been thinking about for 15 hours

I wish I'd kept track of the names of friends and loved ones I cut off in 2015 after they said we were all "overreacting" to Trump. I'm JUST petty enough to unblock after a decade to be like "still think I'm just being dramatic?", but I didn't care enough to remember names so I'll just imagine it

Youtube has a bug sometimes where sometimes a video I'm watching loads the comments from the LAST video I watched which led to a very confusing few seconds of me reading comments on a political video wondering why they were ALL about Warhammer

Kash Patel always looks and sounds like he just got caught with his hand in the cookie jar but instead of cookies in there it's stuff like "legally targeting political enemies of the president"

not to be 40 on main but more video games with NPC dating options need to let me fuck the older hot characters, let me climb that silver fox gdi we probably listen to the same music

You cannot understand politics in the United States in 2025 without understanding Gamergate. It is the Rosetta Stone for our current nightmare.

does anyone remember how a guy broke into pelosi's home and tried to murder her husband? just me? ok, how about this one, it took place in january about 5 years ago

Remember: there's no audience for AI-produced content. Nobody in the AI ecosystem is there to read or listen - only to publish their own slop.