CAN SOMEONE COME AND REMOVE THE SPIDER FROM MY SPARE ROOM PLEASE. THATS WHERE MY COMPUTER IS, AND I WANT TO PLAY MINECRAFT.

happy immortality day everyone! give this a read www.sbnation.com/a/17776-foot...

happy birthday to me! yesterday i made all my friends do a quiz about me to see who would be crowned my BEST FRIEND, and seeing people sweat over the question "what was the title of my Bsc dissertation?" was the best present i could have asked for 💖

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #tdov #transart

At a certain point it became Unfashionable for poets to care about Meter. they just started writing Whatever they wanted Into a vaguely poem-like shape. Whatever happened to sonnets? Are rhyme-schemes trying too hard? Or did we forget to teach people how To read

project hail mary is my new fave movie and i can't think of any other movie that can beat it

the into the manosphere louis theroux documentary is really good so far, but i have to stop watching because the casual yet VIOLENTLY sexist stuff these people are saying is soul destroying!! it's wild to think people actually believe red pill stuff 😭

Eliminating the Impossible xkcd.com/3210/

one day i'm going to write poetry in the day time, instead of at 2am when i gotta be up in the morning

extremely annoyed to announce that Going Outside does indeed have significant benefits to your mental health

are you fucking kidding me? this is a joke right? this has to be a joke intelligence as a utility is probably the worst thing that I've heard as of late. like how can you FATHOM this future? we really don't hate billionaires enough

FOUR LEAF HAS ARRIVED!!!! I LITERALLY CRIED WHEN I OPENED THE PACKAGE AAAAAAAA!!!!! @lumaga.bsky.social thank you so so much for the extra SIGNED STICKER!!! I am so excited to reread this and then the entire comic!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

>leaves UK >becomes a human being checks out

can someone get me a flight to detroit cause i need to become human rq

had to cancel all my cool weekend plans cause i'm sick. im 99% sure it's covid, and 100% sure it is nothing to do with the fact i licked two of the pyramids of giza the week before because the pharaoh's curse doesn't exist and people should stop telling me i've been cursed thank u

no way is this power cut going to last 5 hours.....

drawing a hollow loaf every day until i get bored, today i give you sherma #hollowknight #silksong

Pokemon Centers are one of the few areas where SwSh absolutely clears. The little Victorian-era lamps and chimney are just awesome

The NYT style guide

ao3 was down last night and i actually went to bed early. i slept so well. i will learn nothing from this.

making picrews of my DnD character before they get killed by Count Strahd at the weekend

Well, I think we can safely say Labour have now well and truly outdone the Tories on this one. Well done, I guess. 🙄

one day i will unlock Rock-B on FTL 🥹

Periodic reminder that online store has books, and they actually ship! 🍀 shop.lumaga.net

We've been looking forward to sharing this news for a long time. We're making a graphic novel! The Owl House: The Long-Lived King Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social We're so excited to tell a brand new story.

just finished reading all the wikipedia lists of common misconceptions! this means i only have uncommon misconceptions now. like how some people think stardew valley isn't the best video game 🤔

ISLES OF THE EMBERDARK by @brandonsanderson.com out in the UK tomorrow! zenoagency.com/news/brandon... @awfulagent.bsky.social Published by @gollancz.bsky.social. #secretprojects #cosmere

Oh Lord, he's caving in already. I wonder if Starmer has ever stood up to anybody in his life www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

I am also wondering this.

My favorite so far is Four Leaf (currently up on webtoons) from @lumaga.bsky.social It's urban fantasy, Isekai-ish. I love the art, great world building, and great story with some clever (and completely fair) twists/reveals. This is completed and it concludes well.

back at it again, playing balatro and writing poetry at 4am… holy shit that rhymes, im a genius, omw to talk to a publisher

Very happy to announce the Mesian Awards 2025 will be taking place this Friday 8pm GMT! It's a celebration of my community and my time in 2025, and just how far we've come together! I'd love to see you all there as we start to make our 2026 memories together! 💜🎭

Trump Vs The World. www.youtube.com/watch?v=296-...

Keir "Human Rights Lawyer" Starmer has maybe the most microscopic, playdough-esque, ineffective backbone i've witnessed. Saying nothing of substance about USA in Venezuela aside from he'd "shed no tears". Disgusting. We can't keep crawling up America's arse and pretending we aren't covered in shit.

My circle is 97.7% LESS PICKLES MORE CHEESE neal.fun/perfect-circ...

the karaoke at this party is getting a bit too much, my guys

me: *loses at balatro* *checks time* me: just one more game me: *loses at balatro* *checks time* me: just one m

okay look i've written some decent poems, that means this depressive episode cAN STOP NOW!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!

i've been playing so much minecraft recently that even when my dreams aren't specifically mc related (rare) they still have everything made out of blocks

spent HOURS today looking for a specific rare biome in minecraft to get the perfect wooden planks for my house and it turns out thIS MOD PACK REMOVES THAT BIOME

"Magic in a bottle" I absolutely adored the Knights of Guinevere pilot. Give me princesses or give me death. #knightsofguineverefanart

HI NERDS recommend me a good TV show that will take me at least 3 weeks to binge watch so i have something low effort to do until this depressive episode is over!

me: damn, i'm never having real cheese again. i'll get some lactose free cheese for my pasta bake my pasta bake: MADE WITH REAL CREAM

TOO EARLY. SUN DOESN'T RISE FOR ANOTHER HOUR AND A HALF. WHO THOUGHT GETTING UP THIS EARLY WAS A GOOD IDEA.

was anyone gonna tell me that being proper excited for stuff wasn't just for kids, instead of me seeing this tumblr post at 01:40 and finding out the comments agreed 😭

the issue with not being at home is that every time i take my glasses off (to shower, to get my jumper off, etc) my glasses disappear. they just VANISH. it's like they evolved to camouflage against every conceivable backdrop. lizard DNA in my frames.

waiting for my pain killers to kick in like