"No son, Kirby represents gluttony one of the seven deadly sins."

I lost a really good friend to suicide last Tuesday. This is just a friendly reminder to check up on your people. You never know who needs a smile or a shoulder to cry on.

Are the Guardians going to have a repeat tonight? Because I can’t handle it rn.

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wake up babe the white house is a six flags

There are all sorts of pretty birds in our yard, but these absurd bowling pins with ridiculous feet are my absolute faves. #birds

My 10 yo is consumed with sadness because the kitten we got over a year ago is all grown up now. My wife and I are like, yeah, welcome to our world, person who is somehow already 10. 😭

Welp, I’m done with the Guardians game 😂🫠

Delly Knows…

This team always had the best photos.

So how about them Guardians?

Me watching the Cavs:

For more than a decade, Stephen Colbert has been one of the top voices of late night—making us laugh and, even more importantly, reminding us who we are and what America stands for. Michelle and I enjoyed being Stephen’s guests—even when the games were rigged—and we’re grateful to call him a friend.

lol, taking out Mike Brown. His stupid faces always pissed me off.

Hey so like, David Byrne is one of the coolest humans alive, you know that, right?

Anyone who has a problem with Eartha Kitt doing literally anything deserves to have the shit slapped out of them.

I continue to be in awe of the stupid

Not Shump posting this on his IG 😭😭😭

On my FB memories today.

“ We aren’t going to let the Cavs ruin our day.” Too late.

Incredible performance by David Byrne on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert! Dance, Stephen, Dance!

Good morning everyone but the Cavs.

😭😭😭😭I miss you so much😭😭😭😭

OMFG PEDRO

Alright Cavs, here we go.

LFG

CLEVELAND! Great day for sportsball!!!

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You’re trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you? Oh no

The Guardians DGAF today 😤😤😤

If you see this, post a tree

Letterman: "Good night, and good luck, mother @#$&ers."

We had a bad night at the Clippers game. They started to come back around the 5th inning, three home runs…but ultimately lost 8-5. We were watching the Cavs on one phone and Guardians on the other. Some guy told my kid “ fuck you” after he said “ Go Cavs” to another Cleveland fan. He’s 16. Sighs.

"There is a squirrel picking on the little birds!!"

Welcome to rivalry weekend

When I step into the Golden Corral

Forever my favorite ♥️

When the Saints mascot tells you he was born at St. Mary’s in Youngstown…

Anotha one

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Ohio people, remember back in the day when Giant Eagle gave you gas points and you could fill your tank for like $10? Good times.

Bobby disapproves.

“ The MLB has banned humping” is not a sentence id ever thought id read but alas, here we are.

Fuckin Becky….

I am DEAD

I just saw someone post that Stephen A Smith is the modern day Stuart Scott. I don’t know who the guy is that said it but I hate him.

GUYS. Look at my new kicks I got for Mother’s Day…