This is the face of someone with an absolutely radioactive hard drive.

Cartoonist: Daniel Goris

I have earned another merit badge! I’d tell you to suck it, @antiantiai.bsky.social, but you probably can’t do that without AI either.

Got a new Dell Laptop at work & it comes with a COPILOT KEY next to the right Alt button. I thought OK, I can surely disable this key or remap it to Ctrl. Oh my friends, no. I was foolish. Searching for help came across this, Dell agents aren't even allowed to discuss remapping the copilot key.

First they came for the algae. Then Miller came for the fish.

Ah, see, looking more and more like the incompetence of an unqualified contractor who is the neighbor and friend of 47.

A man made Depression, Economy, Starvation, Sickness, unemployment, tariffs. Any more?

There are people saying you are better than this, @jimmyfallon.bsky.social. You’re not.

They think they can’t be touched.

The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.

Best portrait of Trump I've seen yet.

😅😅

#TransRights

Dave Granlund instagram.com/davegranlundcartoons

Happy Father's Dad! www.smbc-comics.com/comic/number...

Very evolved algae. 😉😁

I disagree. I’d blame the homeowner (or renter) for hosting a cage match in the front yard, allowing the house to be partially demolished, and not maintaining the pool properly.

I am honored to accept this merit badge LMAO

REKT

The NYT has been in the bag for MAGA for years, but they still have the ability to disappoint me.

😉😉😉

America is ☠️ This is bullshit. Everyone should be standing up against this. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

God I love those yacht sinking Orca #sheshed

Ever notice that every time The Shoveler springs into action to dispense justice, William H. Macy is nowhere to be found? Suspicious.

Corporation: We made $5 billion but spent $4.9 billion to keep going, so our net taxable income is $100 million. Gov’t: That’s right. Worker: I made $50,000 but spent $45,000 to keep going, so my net taxable income is $5,000. Gov’t: That’s wrong.

Michael de Adder deserves a Pulitzer Prize for his work....

Thomas Paine meets Snoopy in this Peanuts cartoon by Charles Schulz from August 01, 1999. See more at thomaspaine.org

You can’t capture cloud photos like this out in nature, they only occur over dingy strip malls.

Wednesday

Your daily reminder this should be the biggest scandal in American politics right now but nobody seems to care. Ken Paxton freed a man who raped a boy for 3 years. He also doesnt have to register as a sex offender. www.texastribune.org/2026/05/19/k...

Outtake from ‘Predator 2’ (1990) where the Predators dance on the ship with Danny Glover.

Ozzy, along with every other cretin in this regime, needs to choose his words more carefully.

I don't know if people realize how valuable retweeting indie developers is. It can accumulate to make the difference between going back to a 9-5 job or not. Just want to say a huge thank you to all 20K gamers who wishlisted Maseylia. We appreciate you and can't wait for you to try it on the 19th!

. The Narcissist's Prayer That didn't happen. And if it did, it wasn't that bad. And if it was, that's not a big deal. And if it is, that's not my fault. And if it was, I didn't mean it. And if I did, you deserved it. ~~~~ Dayna Craig ~~~~ .

I’ve had it.

2026: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East 2003: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East 1991: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East 1982: I am struggling in a

Outrageous.

There is no word in the English language to adequately describe the anger and frustration and disbelief that Americans are feeling….