not my house but I know my way around

Bonding with timid cats: knowing when to challenge them, and knowing when it’s best to let them rest 🖤 I am so in love 🥹🥰

variegated yarns are overrated OKAY FINE I ADMIT IT 😩 they're so pretty when you get them but then the second you use it, it just turns into a version of stripes that looks like vomit

Skeletor! You made me do some coke!

Hot take: I don't care how much filler or work someone has had done. I'm never going to hold a celebrity accountable for trying to measure up to an impossible standard. Maybe we should stop making toxic comments about women's bodies? Just shut the fuck up and enjoy the show/movie/whatever.

i spent the last 12 minutes genuinely thinking that for the first time in over 10 years i'd finally lost my yarn scissors. i found them. they were right where they should have been, i just didn't see them. -_-

So excited to come off the DM bench and run two campaigns next year! Storytelling is a huge love of mine and I haven’t had the chance to do it collaboratively from the DM seat in years! What’s your favorite thing to stress about when writing a session? 🤣

50 cent should be given the nobel peace prize for Sean Combs: The Reckoning! And if he's in the next round, throw him an Emmy, too. Shit, let's make a feature film and bump him the Oscar!

Sunrises happen Hunger happens Being late happens Snow storms happen A Mass shooting doesn’t just “happen” and shouldn’t be normalized as an everyday occurrence. FU Trump, what a heartless piece of 💩

I love really cold water, but the true goat is drinking iceberg cold water right after you've brushed your teeth and rinsed with mouth wash. It's like a damned glacier.

If you're disappointed with #sadcloudswhite, don't worry. The 2026 Freddy Tone just dropped and IMHO it's a real banger😝 Looks like next year will be just as bright and chaotic in our studios as 2025! #clouddancer #ohcomeonpantone #welovecolors #freddygoatcrochet #amigurumiaddict #pleasedontsueus

I’m getting on my soap box for this one: y’all, there are so many other options for music streaming. Spotify is actively supporting 🧊 please use something else!

I really want to delete/purge my Instagram account since it's the last account that I have with Meta. However, as a crocheter it feels like this is still the best place for me to share my content. Are there any #crochet folks on BlueSky that have left Instagram and feel all-the-better for it?

I'll take better photos when it's done, but this is what I've been working on for the past 2 weeks. I'm done making multiples of things, but the amount of food this caterpillar eats is *really* out of hand.

Season 7 of Supernatural is easily the worst season if only because Baby isn't it it at all, poor girl.

Honestly my favorite thing about being a writer is complaining about it.

I write documentation pretty frequently for work, and the goal there is to relay instructions and information as succinctly as possible. That doesn’t help me when I sit down to write my FANTASY NOVEL. Technical Writing: 🤖🖥️🧠🧐 Fantasy Writing: 💐✨🦄🏴‍☠️🌈

You can have cell phone bans in schools when you can also guaran-fucking-tee that children won't be shot down while trying to get an education. The audacity of taking away their ability to call their parents is disgusting.

Yesterday I posted on Threads that we should have conversion therapy for n@zis, today my threads account is suspended. Never once posted anything sexual. The day before, I had my Facebook monetization removed for making a comic about the Young Republicans leaked chat. Meta is full-on fascist

Tattoos recently. These two pieces were designed and done by www.instagram.com/awesome.poss.... Next week it's back up to the arms for more work on my right arm and the witch sleeve I'm working on. Hopefully they'll both be done by this time next year!

Y’all the ✨design✨ on Lermin the Lizard Wizard is magical 💖

There are so many things that we can use to make fun of this administration. Fat jokes aren't necessary.

My biggest complaint about healing tattoos is how indescribably ITCHY it is. For ŵẽěķş 🫠

My spouse asked me to make him a storage pouch for some board game tiles, and while I was restocking some yarn tonight he picked this skein out for it. There was no yarn scrap. None. I wove in the ends completely and didn't have a single thread left! This is like winning the lottery!

Look. The Golden Girls theme did not have to be that good. But Cindy Fee gave us one of the best opening songs ever made!

Recently I’ve had a reason to take crocheting a little more seriously, and I started a spreadsheet to track my inventory of finished projects and available yarn. This makes my Capricorn brain buzz with happiness 🥰 I am so excited for my little project!

This crocheted opposum bag that I made for @awesomepossuminks.bsky.social is by far one of my most ambitious projects to date. Once again, sewing pieces together was a challenge, *especially* with this fuzzy yarn that I used for the body and head. Pattern by thechaoticstrawberry on Instagram!

Oath isn’t my first furry type character, but she is my first lioness and this commission made her look cooler and hotter than I could have imagined 😍 Thank you, @voxthedevil.bsky.social !

everynoise.com - and no, I won't explain any further. Go play. Thank you @everynoise.bsky.social 💙

I cat sat for my best friends while they were on vacation, and they brought me back a t-shirt (currently being washed) and a mug that just sums me up perfectly. They get me and I love them. 🥰

My first crochet bead lizard has found its forever home 🥰🥰

My Labubu was meant to be a mermaid 🧜🏻‍♀️ #crochet #labubuoutfit #handmade #dollclothing

These acorn pouches were so easy to make, and will be a great present for my adorable Fae Druid to gift to people 🧚🏻

I made this massive Sonic amigurumi for my best friend @phoenixsorceress.bsky.social! I really loved making it, and feel so much better about my sewing skills.

I feel like I need to sign up for Letterboxd just so I can keep track of the movies I've seen. I'll be 30 minutes into a movie I think is new to me before I realize it isn't. 😩

When making deviled eggs there is a non zero chance that the piping bag will burst, leaving you with a buried egg white and a plate full of filing. Be careful when snipping your tips! 🤣

I don't know how to tell my undiagnosed ADHD that I have to eat lunch. Because there are 50 other things that I would rather be doing than taking the time to prepare and eat something. Why do I even need it at all?!

This is the underwater level that gives me PTSD

I think Weapons is my movie of the year.

I’d watch Pam Anderson in just about anything. But she was incandescent in Naked Gun 😍

I don't miss being on Facebook in the least - but sometimes I do miss the drama of grown ass adults complaining like children about the consequences of their actions.

In case you weren't clear on whether they were saying the quiet part out loud yet...

I've tried alarms, reminders, and even calendar notifications - I just can't remember to eat lunch. What's it like to feel hunger like a normal person?

Korean corn dog heaven part two! 🤤

Heading out to the Lunar Faire tonight for my third trip this year! So excited to spend the night with friends. 💙 www.lunarfaire.com

Spent the last week in Emerald Isle, NC. Got some *much* needed beach time in, let my head empty completely, and then filled it up with frozen margaritas and crab dip. Did a lot of other shit too, but that's for another time. Also - I just don't wear makeup much anymore. And I'm okay with it.

Ozzy Osbourne, the influential singer who came to be known as the Prince of Darkness, has died at 76, according to a statement from his family.