When your best friend wants to throw a PowerPoint presentation birthday party you pull out all the stops and do a comprehensive deep dive into the history of Mr. Darcy and compare the three best ones to find out who the best one is. Happy Birthday again, @phoenixsorceress.bsky.social !!!

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif.

I loved "WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!" by #Raye the moment I heard the first 8 bars. But goooood god damn, THIS MUSIC MAY CONTAIN HOPE is a ~~phenomenal~~ album. If you need proof, listen to the intensity, the drama, the passion of "I Know You're Hurting."

@n00bmama.bsky.social is such a good DM she can run a literal war-like combat scenario with 5 PCs and still manages bed time for her little n00blet like a pro. damn girl.

Ads/commercials for medications in the United States is already absolutely fucking ridiculous but the fact that I can’t even go to the movies without seeing them is ludicrous.

excited to see lee cronin's the mummy tonight, even though rick and evelyn won't be there to keep me safe.

i restarted peaky blinders since i never actually finished it and want to watch the movie. god damn. i love cillian murphy.

today after getting out of the shower i took a moment to inspect all of the tiny itty-bitty Maeve-sized puncture marks on my chest, shoulders, and arms from her nuzzling into me and constantly making biscuits. there's two right on my chest that look like they could have been vampire bites! <3

The Artemis II astronauts received a thunderous welcome home Saturday from hundreds who took part in NASA’s lunar comeback.

"Satanic Temple wins lawsuit against Arkansas over Ten Commandments statue" www.masslive.com/news/2026/04...

The older I get the more I realize I like people less and cats more. They’re bitches but at least they’re honest about it 🤣

convince me not to buy a switch 2. i've resisted this long because i'm angry at nintendo for upping the prices and having crappy policies...but mario kart is my drug of choice and i want to play knockout. ;___;

some days go by too quickly and even though i've been actively working on things the entire day it feels like i got nowhere, because i'm still not caught up. ;____;

Finally getting an alteration on a tattoo that’s ultimately brought me nothing but heartache. ❤️‍🩹

If you see this, quote post with your sexiest selfie

The day after I met my spouse I crocheted him a hat. He's worn it every day over the winter months for the last 8 years. Over the holiday break last year he finally lost it and was absolutely devastated. I told him it was just a hat - and easily replaceable. He adores his new one! #crochet #handmade

The chief of police of quakertown Pennsylvania choked a teen girl on camera and the footage is on the Pennsylvania subreddit.

Don’t support anyone who isn’t interested in justice and only “wants to unite.” There can be no harmony without justice.

Ladies, remember. you do NOT need a frog to buy you what you deserve

Old lady rant: it's beyond frustrating when you have *multiple* factory knots in a skein of yarn. is this a normal thing for Caron Simply Soft? 😩

If you see this, do it! -pronouns: she/her -height: 5’2" -zodiac: Cap☀️Aries🌙Gem🌟 -smoke: not anymore! -tattoos: ohhhh yeah ask me about the tour -piercings: not enough -fav color: teal -fav drink: iced coffee, Coke Zero, and your dad

Eric Dane, James Van der Beek, Catherine MFing O'Hara - someone needs to tell the TIME KEEPER that they're taking THE WRONG PERSON. IT'S THE ORANGE ONE.

Drop something green

pink ear hats, blue bracelets, and revitalized red hats do not take the place of servicable action. we don't need arts and crafts or thoughts and prayers. we need policy and change.

my cat genuinely loves laying OVER my arm. front paws on one side, back paws on the other. she's so weird and perfect and i love her

i miss how much i love playing sorcerers 😍 such unbridled chaos energy. it's so good

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Gregory Bovino https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-gregory-bovino/

I need a space heater that's like retro-fitted over my keyboard to keep my hands warm while I'm typing. Or maybe a heated keyboard? How many volts are safe to run through one? 🤣 #hypotheticals

When I'm getting directions I want a new feature. It should be: * Avoid Highways * Avoid Tolls * Avoid U-Turns Cause bitch - you're fucking with me. Stop that. I'm way too used to jughandles and round-abouts.

When TikTok licked Trump’s bruised hand and publicly thanked him for “saving” their app in the US I deleted my account and the app. That was the sign, folks. The shit they’re doing now is predictable. Despicable, but predictable.

open.substack.com/pub/erininth... Looking through the list of trans scouts to buy cookies from is just making me cry, but in a good way

not my house but I know my way around

Bonding with timid cats: knowing when to challenge them, and knowing when it’s best to let them rest 🖤 I am so in love 🥹🥰

variegated yarns are overrated OKAY FINE I ADMIT IT 😩 they're so pretty when you get them but then the second you use it, it just turns into a version of stripes that looks like vomit

Skeletor! You made me do some coke!

Hot take: I don't care how much filler or work someone has had done. I'm never going to hold a celebrity accountable for trying to measure up to an impossible standard. Maybe we should stop making toxic comments about women's bodies? Just shut the fuck up and enjoy the show/movie/whatever.

i spent the last 12 minutes genuinely thinking that for the first time in over 10 years i'd finally lost my yarn scissors. i found them. they were right where they should have been, i just didn't see them. -_-

So excited to come off the DM bench and run two campaigns next year! Storytelling is a huge love of mine and I haven’t had the chance to do it collaboratively from the DM seat in years! What’s your favorite thing to stress about when writing a session? 🤣

50 cent should be given the nobel peace prize for Sean Combs: The Reckoning! And if he's in the next round, throw him an Emmy, too. Shit, let's make a feature film and bump him the Oscar!

Sunrises happen Hunger happens Being late happens Snow storms happen A Mass shooting doesn’t just “happen” and shouldn’t be normalized as an everyday occurrence. FU Trump, what a heartless piece of 💩

I love really cold water, but the true goat is drinking iceberg cold water right after you've brushed your teeth and rinsed with mouth wash. It's like a damned glacier.

If you're disappointed with #sadcloudswhite, don't worry. The 2026 Freddy Tone just dropped and IMHO it's a real banger😝 Looks like next year will be just as bright and chaotic in our studios as 2025! #clouddancer #ohcomeonpantone #welovecolors #freddygoatcrochet #amigurumiaddict #pleasedontsueus

I’m getting on my soap box for this one: y’all, there are so many other options for music streaming. Spotify is actively supporting 🧊 please use something else!

I really want to delete/purge my Instagram account since it's the last account that I have with Meta. However, as a crocheter it feels like this is still the best place for me to share my content. Are there any #crochet folks on BlueSky that have left Instagram and feel all-the-better for it?

I'll take better photos when it's done, but this is what I've been working on for the past 2 weeks. I'm done making multiples of things, but the amount of food this caterpillar eats is *really* out of hand.

Season 7 of Supernatural is easily the worst season if only because Baby isn't it it at all, poor girl.

Honestly my favorite thing about being a writer is complaining about it.

I write documentation pretty frequently for work, and the goal there is to relay instructions and information as succinctly as possible. That doesn’t help me when I sit down to write my FANTASY NOVEL. Technical Writing: 🤖🖥️🧠🧐 Fantasy Writing: 💐✨🦄🏴‍☠️🌈