100% #BookSky

They lied Darth They lied

🎯🎯🎯

“Let them eat cake. I’m eating lobster” -GOP, 2026

They want to rule the smoking ashes of democracy

We've reached the point where Four Supreme Court Justices can comfortably declare with a straight face that they don't believe a 150 year old Constitutional Amendment is Constitutional. Orwellian shit.

More rules for thee but not for me from the hypocrites of the GOP

File it again…file it again!

Grotesque

Ugly little creep went full Lex Luthor instead

F@ck those nazis

There are dozens of us! 😬

Orange Shitler is radioactive ☢️

“Of course, she knows this. She’s just a liar.” 🔥

True. #BookSky

The World cup is literally the US having a gigantic sleepover with all the cousins we never see because our parents hate each other.

Grotesque

antifa with a knife in the reflecting pool

Honestly, Albanians seem fucking awesome. 👏

Agreed! 👍 Legendary king shit 👑

A senile Republican narcissist surrounded by grifters and drunks just led our nation to the greatest diplomatic humiliation in its history. Here’s why my next five Atlantic pieces will be about the dangers of woke.

Exactly! 🙌🏼

This week’s three big winners. The Knicks, Iran, and Algae.

Good times

But is it working tho?

Just whole ass bribes out loud

Obama’s Presidential Center Opening is the American celebration we needed after the shit show at the White House.

This image, and Mamdani's speech on the Knicks means a lot right now

We used to be a country with presidents with a brain (not you GW) who knew how to act (also not you GW) 😭

No bracing necessary Meaghan. Nobody hates that 🍊 tub more than non-maga Americans and there are more of us than you can possibly imagine. We are a big ass country. 🇺🇸

Snot sobbing 😭 My people 🥳

You see someone stealing food, no you fucking didn’t. You see someone stealing diapers, no you fucking didn’t. It’s not that hard.

The pool is smarter

There’s nobody left at the DOJ except a bunch of Maga fucknuts and regular fuckups who don’t know how to practice law, generate everything by generative AI and don’t read anything before they sign it or file it. 🙄

Ladies and gentlemen… The GenX MickeyD fried pies have arrived and the crispy bubbled apple-y goodness is 100% on point. They are not hot enough however. Please place the pie in the airfryer for 10 minutes at 400 degrees for the most authentic experience.

Can somebody explain to me why the rule is "if you can't make rent, cut out the streaming apps, lattes, and avocado toasts" but it's never "if you can't afford your workers a living wage, cut out the mega-yachts, rockets, and spaceships."

Remember when we had a President who loved his dog

More grotesques from the 🍊 🤡

Just another fucking moron taking up space in our government

Yup 👍

Trump says, "I don't think about Americans' financial situation" and "I love the inflation." Mike Johnson says Republicans "have a plan" to cut Medicaid, Medicare, and Social Security. The politicians running the show in DC are openly admitting how much they're selling us out.

My daily reminder to move to Ted’s district. 🥰

And yet magas believe it.