Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday

WHAT KIND OF SOCIOPATH DOES A FIRE DRILL WHEN THERE'S FROST ON THE GROUND???

'Unexpectedly negative reaction'. Not to the slop - though people did complain - but to the fact that it looked like a political comment. Anyway, the nasty The Thing AI 'artwork' is coming down, and Kingston is safe once more.

Jeff Bezos calling his AI startup “Project Prometheus” feels like a detail that would feel too on the nose for a villain storyline in a scifi b-movie. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

You inspire me. #Cloudflare

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

A couple of years ago I mentioned to @hils.bsky.social that @neilkat.bsky.social was morbidly curious about Mills & Boon books. So we stayed up until past 1am trying to find the one with the most hilarious title. This was one of the runners up.

Name a comfort 90s film.

One of the most glorious things I have ever seen- what a 43 minute masterpiece of a shitpost youtu.be/pk-Oq8iYtVA?...

A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule

Jupiter says trans rights

I apologise for nothing!

He should call it And Another Thing

People always use "taking candy from a baby" as an example of something easy to do, but it's waaaaay simpler to GIVE candy TO a baby. And yes, it looks suspicious, but so does robbing a child.

And just to hammer home how torturous this will be...it's in meeting room 101 😐

Today I have a 2 hour workshop about how and why Cyber Awareness Month went wrong and how to apply those lessons learned to my festive campaign next month. Definitely a nightmare before Christmas.

This auction is now live on eBay. 1500 credit Orlock gang. 9 humans and 2 cyber-mastiffs (Scenery not included) www.ebay.co.uk/itm/39722454... Starting at £50. Oz will get the money, not me. DM me if you have any questions. #Nerdlings #Necromunda

Hate doing this, because everyone is skint, but Oz is the only important thing in my life and I'm too broke to cover his additional surgery. If you'd like to help, please use OZVET20 at checkout on fenrisgames.com/shop for a nice discount or ko-fi.com/fenrisgames if you don't need toys. Thankyou 💔

A movie you've seen more than seven times in a gif. (I wore out the VHS of this back in the day)

Trick or treaters have stopped for the night so we're watching Halloween III in our matching Nightmare Before Christmas PJs and indulging in the traditional celebratory yumpkin. #Halloween #SilverShamrock

Happy Halloween from me and @flickums.bsky.social and our babies

Getting the Aniteez involved in Halloween this year. Wooyonyang is being my witch's cat and Sandeoki is a reaped soul of The Death of Cats. #Halloween #Ateez #Aniteez #Sandeoki #Wooyonyang

Won a free Coke in the Halloween Movie quiz.

Asexuality in Fantasy book recs included: Claudie Arseneault Claire Kann Darcie Little Badger Every Heart a Doorway - Seanan McGuire Vicious; Vengeful - VE Schwab Perfect Assassin - KA Doore Not Your Backup - CB Lee Last Hour Between Worlds - Melissa Caruso 1/2 #WorldFantasyConvention2025

Webinar went well. Team Lead gave me some nice praise as it was my first time presenting and not just being a chat moderator. Hat got a special shout out. Pretty certain I was just doing a Tregard impression towards the end.

D&D webinar at 11am. Not sure about the hat but @hils.bsky.social insists it's fun.

Terrible movie I like anyway: THE SHADOW But it's not terrible, it's AWESOME

4 hours of mandatory corporate bollocks including 20 minutes of how AI is awesome because "it can make your emails easier for autistic people to read" You know what else does that? HIRING ACTUAL AUTISTIC PEOPLE TO WRITE THESE THINGS!!!

It's happening in movies too. Everybody is writing like Tyler Perry because y'all will NOT put your fucking phones down.

Clip from the podcast where I tackle the fun topic of how entitled gamers and right wing politics have created a dangerous feedback loop.

Post a witch

Made hog roast tonight and bullied @hils.bsky.social into staying for dinner. And I'd do it again given half the chance!

Had to borrow one of @flickums.bsky.social dresses because my jeans had blood on them but now we look like we match 😂 Bbyongming definitely helped

Remember in 1996 when destroying the White House was generally considered to be a bad thing

Yes. "Pain."

Me: How would you react if Bette Midler tried to turn you into a cat? Neil:

I made and lost a bet with @hils.bsky.social and as such have to declare that Wooyoung is my Ateez bias. Declaring this here because half of my followers don't know what I'm talking about and the other half just assumed he was. I can't imagine why.

A story in three parts

Pin delivery day. Consider this your final reminder that I'm not into kpop.

I have never played or seen Pokemon. I've seen Detective Pikachu but that's it.

FFS! We all said this would happen and lo and behold.

This headline 🤣🤣🤣

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

God, these people are insufferable. Horror Zine: Now with 87% Less Horror!

AMERICA FUCK YEAH 🇺🇸

Just heard that Tilly Norwood prefers Return of Jafar to Aladdin. ERMMMM, CANCELLED!

This year's theme for Cyber Awareness Month is games. I (foolishly) suggested a Dungeons & Dragons themed webinar. ...then got volunteered to run it. Well, I'm using it as an excuse to get a new hat!

Quote with your first anime.