@eliotetc.bsky.social hilarious weird news in Toronto today: ‘Stop sending butt plugs to Bahrain’: Toronto sex store receives letters from U.S. Department of War www.cp24.com/local/toront...

lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

If doctors were really empathetic they would wear backless gowns too

TBT: My squirrelly girlie! Painted in Clip Studio Paint. Background elements and textures added in Photoshop. From November 4, 2020.

If you Donkey Kong Country, you might Donkey Kong Counfail. But if you don’t Donkey Kong Country at all, you’ll never Donkey Kong Counsucceed.

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

canva is the microsoft paint of the 2020s

my kid turned 18 weeks old today. if you’re a parent, you know that’s flying week. so tonight instead of putting him to bed i took him outside and sure enough, off he went. won’t be back for hours. it’s gonna mess with his sleep cycle so bad. thank god we all forget how to fly at 19 weeks

I've never personally cared much for valentine's day, but this month does seem the appropriate time to share this cute design! <3

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FTFY

"No Space for Hate" - a motto that feels more important now than ever. Live with responsibility, integrity, and love - this is our great strength. ❤

First design of 2025! A reminder to all you cool crustaceans out there. ❤ Feel free to send him to your clawsomest friends!