I’m mildly depressed that TACO’s children are going to make a fortune charging ppl for the pleasure of pissing on their father’s grave… But I’m still gonna pay the price of admission.

I would sorely love a reporter to ask Mike Johnson the following question: “In light of your regularly claims not to know about current events, what does the Party slogan “Ignorance is Strength,” from 1984 mean to you?”

I think this makes it clear that Americans who claim they need a firearm for self-defense, including cops, are full of shit & cowards.

More hated than Mussolini, Tito, Franco, Ghengis Khan, & Caligula.

Perhaps TACO would be pleased if he was nominated for the Darwin Awards?

Democrats need to campaign on joining the ICC.

How many of the shooting victims at Brown are now being held by ICE?

So, when Santa enters the U.S. this year, will he be: A. Targeted by Hegseth as a drug smuggler? B. Targeted by ICE for bringing in “illegals?” C. Targeted by CBP for failure to pay tariffs? D. Target of rage tweets from TACO who resents him stealing the spotlight?

If FIFA wants to do prizes, maybe the Nobel Committee could do their own World Cup? 😁

I feel like there are gonna be some awkward questions in MAGA homes this year.

I sincerely hope Kids Can Press sues the everliving shit out of Drunken Pete.

What do MAGA parents tell their children when they ask about whether Santa Claus is entering the U.S. legally or not?

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

I’m pretty sure today is known as Black Friday Eve in London.

Anyone posted this one yet?

He’s claiming that Congress is being seditious, an attempt to overthrow our government, which is Congress, not the president… No wonder he’s fine with being a called a despot.

It must be hard to be MAGA this weekend… in the last 48 hours TACO has openly praised both MBS & Mamdani.

If Bubba is Bubba Wallace, it does make that whole noose threat in 2020 seem a whole lot different… after all, the feds who concluded it wasn’t a threat also claimed Epstein hung himself.

Maybe they should try ordering a healthcare plan from DoorDash if that’s how they’re getting their reports delivered now.

Hard to believe I hit 1k followers. I’ve never concerned myself with attracting followers, but this does feel like a milestone. Thanks for those who feel my ventings, thoughts & wise-assery is worth paying attention to.

I accept that TACO has reformed the images of both Bush jr. & Nixon, but he’s now making Marie Antoinette look good.

I think we’re seeing why Cruz goes by Ted instead of his given name of Fidel. I think we need to see some paternity tests.

Fuck, yes! Paying attention @gavinnewsom.bsky.social?

So, CBS was destroyed by a nepo baby? I’m just learning Ellison is Larry Ellison’s kid… & that his sister has a far more impressive career than he. His “success” seems to be from making sequels & reboots, which demonstrates a certain lack of creativity. I guess he’s the Eric of the Ellison family?

So, what are the rules to the Mike Johnson Drinking Game?

YES.

I can see this becoming a thing…

It does occur to me that every pardoned Jan 6 terrorist can later be tried for treason, which has no statute of limitations.

How many sex offenders are currently employed by ICE?

To make him seem believably stupid, Forest Gump had an IQ score of 75.

While he’s still in Asia, a reporter should ask him what he thinks about euthanasia… Asking him real questions seems a waste these days.

This is insanity. His dishonesty & stupidity are irrelevant, the only thing Americans should focus on is that he’s mentally impaired & delusional.

This is worth the 5 minutes. I’ve never ever thought of Reagan as youthful during his presidency, esp. by 1987, but wow he seems so compared to TACO. He’s only 3 years younger than TACO here.

I’m curious about previous government shutdowns & how much of those times, previous congresses weren’t in session during the shut down. Congress has shut down the government but Mike Johnson alone has shut down Congress.

I want the names of all the fuckers in hardhats here. They should live their lives in infamy & scorn.

31,638 different protests this year & there have been over 12.8 million protest attendees, which is 3.7% of the U.S. population. We the People will be heard.

This

Did God come him, with tears in his eyes, & said, “Sir..”

MAGA claims that he’s more deserving of the Nobel Peace Prize than the founder of the Red Cross, Mother Teresa, the Dalai Lama, Nelson Mandela, & Martin Luther King Jr.

Yep. This is what he thinks.

I know it’s rather irrelevant but I’m a bit crushed that we’ll never see Diane Keaton on Only Murder in the Building now. I’d been hoping she’d make an appearance.

La-di-da. 😢