My diet plan to lose 50 pounds is 95% done. All that remains is losing the last 49 pounds.

You won’t hear a peep out of the “I’m not against immigration, I’m against illegal immigration” people.

Paging @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

Hahaha Honestly

I’m not saying every single tech ceo out there is an amoral sociopath. I am saying that every single tech ceo out there who I am aware of is an amoral sociopath.

If America is so racist, then how come a wealthy white man has been lavishing me with gifts ever since his company started having cases before the Supreme Court, on which I sit? by Clarence Thomas

First Deck Set of the Spring! To my neighbors, you’re welcome; and I’m sorry? (But they’ve never complained). Today’s set: Live Forever/Oasis Is It In My Head/The Who Feed The Tree/Belly Five Years/Bowie Fade Into You/Mazzy Star Brokedown Palace/Dead

www.newsweek.com/entertainmen... You were warned

He’s an idiot and a lunatic, and he’s surrounded by cowards. Bad for everyone

He means it this time.

I lost my job, oil is six dollars a gallon, my kids have measles, and secret police roam the streets, killing and imprisoning people at random. But at least now students at schools I've never heard of aren't heckling conservative speakers that I've never heard of.

Hah

JOHN OLIVER: “JD Vance is right — Trump definitely revealed corruption like nobody else… in the same way nobody taught us more about a Ponzi Scheme than Bernie Madoff.”

Thank you as always Tom Tomorrow

The data economy has made us dumber in ways that also make us vulnerable to authoritarian takover. We are have become both cynical and gullible in the sense we think we are too jaded be fooled and as a result are tricked more easily www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Hah! Also yup

You do realize that at some point in the future (tomorrow? Next year?) we’re going to hear about plans for the Trump Tower Tehran and the Persian Gulf Condos (a Kushner Family Property). Right? Right?

True, but you fell for it. And it’s interesting that you left that part out.

100%

Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."

www.thedailybeast.com/cbs-news-sta... Hahahahahaha! Ok I just needed to get that out of my sys…Hahahahahahaha! Ok I’m better now, I just needed to Hahahahahaha!!

Were Haitians eating pets in OH? In reality, no. But this dipshit podcaster says yes. Who’s right? You decide.

It was a new music explosion in my music library this year, with literally dozens of great discoveries. Four of my favorites this year: All Them Witches: Bluesy, hard rock band Ista: Psychedelic dance Rock band from Brooklyn King Buffalo: stoner metal band Nice Biscuit: Dream Rock band

(2/2) The big difference between the first and second Trump terms is that the assholes who head up our institutions decided that Trump's going to have his 1000 year reich and they have to just get in line. That idea is crumbling plus ppl realize he's going to fuck you anyway no matter what you do.

What a pathetic hack this guy’s turned into

every nyt politics reporter is the guy who says "I'm the most left wing person I know, HOWEVER..."

m.youtube.com/watch?v=cxA3... Not physically on-site today but there in spirit

Here’s last night’s story about Bari Weiss, CBS News, Paramount Skydance, and why the Upper West Side is a lot more than just “Seinfeld territory.” youtu.be/gieTx_P6INQ

www.axios.com/2025/09/26/e... Hahahahahahahahaha I’m sorry I just need to let it out. Hahahahahahahahaha

The loser energy that radiates off "it's illegal not to like me" shit like this is palpable bsky.app/profile/zack...

Nobody likes feeling targeted. Nobody.

No one likes feeling targeted. No one.

Welcome to CBS News with Bari Weiss; I’m Bari Weiss. The top story tonight is that my maverick opinions are being silenced by the woke left

Every time I read this headline it makes less sense.

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv... Every time I read this headline I fall deeper into despair at what’s happened to my country; and what lies ahead.

Whether it’s Michelle Obama suggesting kids exercise instead of watching tv or RFK Jr. telling kids to drink raw milk instead of taking vaccines, both figures took a controversial approach to children’s health.

“Sidesteps norms” wins this week’s Euphemism of the Week Award and it’s only Wednesday

So it wasn’t “just about fairness in women’s sports”

Charging the guy who threw a Subway sandwich at a cop with Felony Assault? Wow, masculinity really is in crisis.

no one uses the phrase “cathedral of liberalism” without being completely gone on yarvin/valley brainworms

Trump represents the greatest threat to free speech in the history of the United States. But I’ve had so much success financially complaining about woke censorship that I’m going to keep fucking that chicken.

I wanted to know whether Russia truly meddled in the 2016 election to aid Trump. So I asked Grok, and then kept asking Grok again and again because it wouldn't give me the answer I wanted. by Matt Taibbi

Hahahahahahahaha

lol Matt Taibbi is arguing with Grok now

The Republican party is full-on fascist. The Democratic party is run by 80-year-olds who are more worried about a few government-run grocery stores in New York than they are about the destruction of our democracy. I have never felt more politically homeless.

Opinion | Braindead MAGA voters flock to Donald Trump to tell them that minorities are inferior and unworthy of their achievements. As a center-right intellectual, I pay Bari Weiss thousands of dollars to tell me the same thing using fancier words.

It’s not as if we don’t know. You can play pretend if you want, but we all know.