[He's sneaking up behind @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social before going up on his tiptoes and kissing his cheek]

hey @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social 67 right haha 67 67 uhhh fuck, tung tung tung sahur, right? see how not unc i am. i can be cool with the kids.

hola amigos sorry i have been MIA gilbert locked me in his sex dungeon again

I think the clothes make it sexy

pretty

Antonio can't help being loose.

you are so right and i agree with everything you say i miss you please come back

i spoke to roderich last night and he told me that you like to [ REDACTED ]

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you @mein-gott.bsky.social 😂😂😂

Are you having a heart attack?!

Uncomfortable with what? I can fix?

why :( you dislike my house?

leave.... me?

i think i wasnt invited to mine and abels marriage i dont remember it

jokes on you romano is so much better at hurting my feelings you could never be him

oh great another ginger

@eagletears.bsky.social look how many followers you have

📱: i see. 📱: why are we away from the bulls? my bulls love us! they are wanting us to play, no?

📱: why are you over the fence come to the other side 📱: do not be afraid

does that happen when you cant afford electricity???

why does my house smell like shit and fish 🫩

abel blew my back out for valentines day #old #hospital #needanewbedASAP #cananyonehookmeup

[He leans closer, his fingers teasing at his collar.] De vis zit in mijn kont. [He smirks] I got told it means something really naughty... [he was lied to.]

I know a singular dutch phrase and thats it.

I am surprised you didn't learn some Spanish while under my Empire! I always imagined you like... having this fantasy of finally besting me and saying your final words to me in Spanish like some badass. Or, wait, maybe that's not about my empire and more about the bedroom activities. I forget!

i can speak the language dutch people spoke from 1556 to 1714 does that count

i would probably fuck sean

I mean... If you want... If you don't like it i can stop it! Your comfort means more to me than silly nicknames!

you're my husband :( unofficial not by law husband :( yet to be husband :(

bitch.

miss my husband

did gilbert die again

just met a woman who said "oh! thats not..." like out loud 🫩🫩

romano didn't i teach you to not be a little bitch

went down to my basement oh my god i accidentally aged my jamon for 23 years

francis dont you eat snails

I did not know holding feet was a thing

exactly!!! my only criticism is laying in the fact that because they are holding their items they are neglecting to hold hands which is not us we hold hands all the time

the ghost because it has its little scarf like you do!!! and it has a sweet tooth!

me and @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social

abel should get me pregnant but like the virgin mary way

biblical levels of greed. they will be beaten for this.

my ass when its time to pluck the ripe tomatoes

detransitioning brb