I've been getting really into martial arts lately...

[After embarrassing himself at @sunisbright.bsky.social 's house, he's mailing his boyfriend a cute letter. It's a little out of character, with his affection coming through more as he feels mushier than usual, so he doesn't sign it out of shyness. Hopefully he can recognize his handwriting]

Antonio can't help being loose.

I don't think so. Don't they hurt? I'm not in pain. It just feels weird.

I don't think you can. I just feel uncomfortable and my chest feels weird.

It's not that either. I'm just uncomfortable. [It's more that he's feeling overwhelmed by his emotions right now, even though they're mostly positive, and has an impulse to leave to get away from what's making him feel. However, he can't articulate this, so good luck Antonio]

It's not like that. I need to go home.

I don't need marriage advice. I'm not married.

...No. I need to leave.

[He's sitting in the living room of Antonio's house when a thought occurs to him. As he looks around, he takes stock of everything. He has a stash of wεεd in the bookcase, and a place for his shoes by the door a spot for Muffy's travel hutch that hasn't been traveling much.+

♠️🪨🌼🍇

Dank. I wanted to look nice ahead of the flower tourist season.

I did. Thank you for noticing.

I may not know much about women but I don't think they usually lay eggs

...Gilbert isn't very good at being queer is he?

Not a dog, but here's Muffy and her babies [Indeed, it's a picture of Muffy and her two daughters all chewing on a puzzle feeder]

📱: I can try to find a picture of Miffy with a bull 📱: Best I've got is this

📱: You're supposed to be on the same side as me. We're both looking at the bulls

[Texting @sunisbright.bsky.social ] 📱: When I visit you at home

(( LRP Muffy cuddling down on Abel after he gets home from work

[Antonio isn't around so he can go ahead and eat his salted herring and onions without worries]

[He sucks in his lips and tries not to laugh] It's definitely something you say in private. Though a better phrase would be- [He crouches down so he can whisper against the side of Antonio's head, right above his ear] -"Je mag het ijsje hebben dat ik bewaard heb."

And what would that be?

[His eyebrows raise at the second part but he tries not to show any other reaction] I did learn some. I'm better at reading it than speaking. But as far as taking you down, I don't think I wanted to say anything. It was a task. Not a conquest.

Makes sense. That's about when I stopped working on my Spanish. [Well at least if he wants to get away with being cheeky he can use the current Dutch]

I'm glad that Antonio can't speak Dutch.

︵︵︵︵︵︵︵ ( 　Husband...　 ) ︶︶︶υ︶︶︶ o (\___/) ° (⁠◍-ᴗ-◍⁠)⁠ ✧⁠*⁠。

No, it's fine. I was just confused because we aren't married yet. I'm glad it's me and not him.

Really? [With his monotone voice and stoic face, it's hard to tell, but he's very touched that Antonio considers them married. The only giveaway is that his eyes sparkle a little]

Bitch?!

Fuck. He's still not over Roderich

Figures that he'd be into inanimate objects like robots and trucks.

We should enjoy that it's quiet.

[Grumpily pouting because he hyper extended his ankle and now he can't do his gardening like he usually does on Mondays]

💭: Surely this is wrong...well there was a disclaimer before the test. It's also not a professional. Yes, it's probably wrong.

[Unlike most years where he doesn't necessarily care which order they go in, if any, to share gifts on Christmas, this year he insists on going first with @sunisbright.bsky.social 's gift. It's a very large box that he's handling as carefully as one would transport sugar glass]

Do I need to step in to handle someone bothering you?

🍋 :3 BRAZILLLLLLLLLLLL #hetalia #hetaliabrazil #aphbrazil #hwsbrazil

Maybe I'll surprise him with a ham...

They have no other options. Though I suppose it's more hooking their legs together.

They would have to make do with a leg wrapped around the other's and hold feet.

[🌼🌺🏵️🌸(⁠｡⁠・⁠/⁠//⁠/⁠・⁠｡⁠)🌸🏵️🌺🌼] I see. So you are the pumpkin man with your bottle of oil?

Which one am I?

I don't have a direct line to the angel Gabriel but I can see what I can do

Stop being creepy about my boyfriend's body. Fixating on that one part is bad. Trans men have to deal with enough sexual objectification as it is, I will not tolerate it being done by people he's supposed to trust.

You're an exception, schatje. You don't have to do that.