[He's waking up from being on the floor. The bunnies have licked his hair in every possible direction]

[After being awake for almost a full 24 hours, he conked out on the living room rug after the match. The bunnies are triangulating around his face]

I do too but they're trying.

Is that an insult or are you being genuine?

I don't have a sex playlist.

I was joking about you having a playlist. I didn't know it actually existed and I'd have rather been in the dark.

I don't think I need to know about the fujo throuple's sex playlist

[It's still hot but his bike threw a flat so he's out in his garden doing repairs]

No, there's at least a good breeze out here. [He gives Antonio the glass. He needs to replace the water and electrolytes he's losing sweating like that] Plus you seem to be enjoying yourself.

[He, on the other hand, is not built for this. He has a thin shirt on with all the buttons undone, with pink shoulders hiding underneath where the fabric does cover. His hair isn't up either, it's too much effort in this heat. He's got a glass of juice with him] How do you do this so easily...

[Texting @sunisbright.bsky.social a screenshot of their respective countries' FIFA scores side by side. Abel is currently winning] 📱: Good luck tomorrow

...she was busy getting corn?

She probably "had to go" because some strange man was hassling her.

So you were staring down some woman as she walked down the street and past you?

That's called "walking past".

It was probably just a regular, alive, woman who was on her way to something important. You're all blowing this way out of proportion.

It was mostly a joke. If I truly wanted to attempt it I think I'd have to have already not been confident in my orientation and certainly not currently be in a partnership with another man.

Thanks. However it's a loss I'm comfortable with.

Gilbert being shady as usual.

A benefit to being a country is that you can do yardwork without a shirt in the summer and not get burnt to death.

You insinuated it.

You act like I'm a ravenous animal. I can control myself.

For this pride month I will attempt to be straight to spite those that try to tell me it's a choice.

Send Leon a lukewarm vague text

Are you going to take the wax off first?

Why are you looking at me?

[Thinking deeply about if he's ready for great big booty bitches]

I've been getting really into martial arts lately...

[After embarrassing himself at @sunisbright.bsky.social 's house, he's mailing his boyfriend a cute letter. It's a little out of character, with his affection coming through more as he feels mushier than usual, so he doesn't sign it out of shyness. Hopefully he can recognize his handwriting]

Antonio can't help being loose.

I don't think so. Don't they hurt? I'm not in pain. It just feels weird.

I don't think you can. I just feel uncomfortable and my chest feels weird.

It's not that either. I'm just uncomfortable. [It's more that he's feeling overwhelmed by his emotions right now, even though they're mostly positive, and has an impulse to leave to get away from what's making him feel. However, he can't articulate this, so good luck Antonio]

It's not like that. I need to go home.

I don't need marriage advice. I'm not married.

...No. I need to leave.

[He's sitting in the living room of Antonio's house when a thought occurs to him. As he looks around, he takes stock of everything. He has a stash of wεεd in the bookcase, and a place for his shoes by the door a spot for Muffy's travel hutch that hasn't been traveling much.+

♠️🪨🌼🍇

Dank. I wanted to look nice ahead of the flower tourist season.

I did. Thank you for noticing.

I may not know much about women but I don't think they usually lay eggs

...Gilbert isn't very good at being queer is he?

Not a dog, but here's Muffy and her babies [Indeed, it's a picture of Muffy and her two daughters all chewing on a puzzle feeder]

📱: I can try to find a picture of Miffy with a bull 📱: Best I've got is this

📱: You're supposed to be on the same side as me. We're both looking at the bulls

[Texting @sunisbright.bsky.social ] 📱: When I visit you at home

(( LRP Muffy cuddling down on Abel after he gets home from work