Alfred F. Jones
@eagletears.bsky.social
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β§*γβΞΞ΅rΞΏβ β§*γ APH America β Barely not a joke account β 18 or older, MDNI β Matches detail, crossover friendly
over 1 year ago
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Chug, chug, chug!
about 2 hours ago
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I can't believe my boyfriend isn't supportive of me and my neighbors π
about 6 hours ago
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I'm not sure if they'll make shirts long enough for him but I found CUM socks for Ivan
about 17 hours ago
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GO CUM!!
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1 day ago
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Dude we are the best hosts ever
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1 day ago
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Yes absolutely!! I dunno if Maddie'll wear it either but I sure as heck will!
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1 day ago
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Dude this is...AMAZING!! WHERE'D YOU GET IT
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2 days ago
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And if we somehow don't win I'm defaulting to Santiago
4 days ago
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We're DEFINITELY gonna win this time, pack it in boys
4 days ago
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(( I may not act like a traditional dude most of the time but when it comes to soccer, I suddenly become a sports bro
7 days ago
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S O C C E R T I M E
7 days ago
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HAHA GAYYYYY
11 days ago
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I am but I'm not gay
12 days ago
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HAHA YOU'RE GAY
12 days ago
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If only I had a big strong guy feed me ham
13 days ago
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That's good considering he's my boyfriend
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14 days ago
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Dude I don't owe anyone a "coming out". If they assume I was straight that's on them, not me. Besides, there's no heterosexual explanation for how I act with Ivan
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14 days ago
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Laufey has broken containment, she's now in God of War
15 days ago
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See? They want to put us in conversion camps
15 days ago
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The word for oppressed gamer is just gamer but my sexuality is "whoever will put up with me" which is usually dudes. Chicks don't really gel with my lifestyle and sense of humor
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15 days ago
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We need a month for the most oppressed identity: gamer
15 days ago
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16 days ago
I cannot relate.
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Yeah I know yogurt is already basically milk that can think but why is it purposely streptococcus flavored
about 1 month ago
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I knew people had to eat weird stuff to survive but bacteria flavored yogurt???
about 1 month ago
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You could always come over to my place and hang out too if you want. We can get street tacos and scream in my soundproofed gamer closet
about 1 month ago
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Chillax brojito I'm just tryna hang
about 2 months ago
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Squad up bro I'll help you get the XP up so you can get the most of the pass before it expires like next week
about 2 months ago
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Yeesh what a square
about 2 months ago
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Neener neener I live in an apartment so I *KNOW* someone is
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about 2 months ago
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Yeah but you wouldn't like it BUHAHAHAH
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about 2 months ago
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But it's temporary
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about 2 months ago
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Why are you making it sound like I'm coming out to you
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about 2 months ago
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This post was NOT meant to reach family oh my god
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about 2 months ago
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Getting my cooter waxed and temporarily tattooed to make it look like a baked potato that gets moldy as the hair grows back
about 2 months ago
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YO YO
@lakkrisaddict.bsky.social
LAUFEY IS IN FORNITE
about 2 months ago
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I think you mean gay HAHAHA! [He's gotten his own tube from somewhere] But don't worry about it dude. If the vibe's off I don't try to push people with dumb jokes...at least if I know they're kinda shy like you
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2 months ago
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You're not very committed to the bit are you? [He giggles and readily passes the yogurt to him now that the joke is over]
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2 months ago
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[He tears open the tube and pushes a little out before offering the fresh squeezings to Emil. He's not letting go of the tube itself]
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2 months ago
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I actually don't remember, lemme check- [He looks at the character printed on the front instead of the actual label] Yoooo it is
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2 months ago
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You want some tube to go with it? [He has a cold gogurt in his hand]
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2 months ago
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Putting wet food out for the albinos
2 months ago
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I'm so glad I don't have to make Ivan a girl this time
2 months ago
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Man I threw up riding the subway but at least I wasn't the only one. Be free my barf brother
2 months ago
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Ugh...I ate too much chocolate...
2 months ago
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HAHA WHAT'S BROWN AND STICKY
3 months ago
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Man what I'd do for a wet burrito with some verde sauce rn π€€π€€π€€
3 months ago
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Making my boyfriend a diy kinder egg as a surprise except there's one of those cute bear boxcutters in the capsule instead of a toy
3 months ago
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Bros I'm being so brave going to this meeting even though I don't wanna
3 months ago
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Ghostface is a different dude, or dudes depending on the movie, Jason is the guy with the hockey mask who comes outta the lake like a scary swamp monster
3 months ago
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Uh yeah? It's like crazy bad luck! It's also when Jason comes out and kills teenagers and adult side characters!
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3 months ago
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