Neener neener I live in an apartment so I *KNOW* someone is

Yeah but you wouldn't like it BUHAHAHAH

But it's temporary

Why are you making it sound like I'm coming out to you

This post was NOT meant to reach family oh my god

Getting my cooter waxed and temporarily tattooed to make it look like a baked potato that gets moldy as the hair grows back

YO YO @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social LAUFEY IS IN FORNITE

I think you mean gay HAHAHA! [He's gotten his own tube from somewhere] But don't worry about it dude. If the vibe's off I don't try to push people with dumb jokes...at least if I know they're kinda shy like you

You're not very committed to the bit are you? [He giggles and readily passes the yogurt to him now that the joke is over]

[He tears open the tube and pushes a little out before offering the fresh squeezings to Emil. He's not letting go of the tube itself]

I actually don't remember, lemme check- [He looks at the character printed on the front instead of the actual label] Yoooo it is

You want some tube to go with it? [He has a cold gogurt in his hand]

Putting wet food out for the albinos

I'm so glad I don't have to make Ivan a girl this time

Man I threw up riding the subway but at least I wasn't the only one. Be free my barf brother

Ugh...I ate too much chocolate...

HAHA WHAT'S BROWN AND STICKY

Man what I'd do for a wet burrito with some verde sauce rn 🤤🤤🤤

Making my boyfriend a diy kinder egg as a surprise except there's one of those cute bear boxcutters in the capsule instead of a toy

Bros I'm being so brave going to this meeting even though I don't wanna

Ghostface is a different dude, or dudes depending on the movie, Jason is the guy with the hockey mask who comes outta the lake like a scary swamp monster

Uh yeah? It's like crazy bad luck! It's also when Jason comes out and kills teenagers and adult side characters!

We're being gathered into one building on Friday the 13th???

(( All my chacters on here except Alfred have song based pinned quotes on complete accident but here's where they're all from for some fun facts

A cat Kaiju attacking the building would be awesome!!

Dude! Don't say that! You're one of the things that I've found joy in! Just like baseball and Fοrtnite and feeding ducks really good shit so they all come to me at the park and then I have like 50 ducks quacking around me [Sadly tearing into a bag of hot chips]

W-what? Oh my god...oh my god... [He crunches forward, elbows on his knees, cradling his head] No. No, that's gotta be a rumor right?

Wuh? What happened? Has a third plane been found? [He takes off his headphones and spins around in his gamer chair]

I ain't reading all of that but if you need a new bed you can borrow my spare until you can get a new one

Gilbert was not ready to gulp

If I play the timpani drums as I approach Ivan's house I can jumpscare him

Nahhhh, he's German, there's no way he wouldn't just command his dogs to go open the door if they knew how. I bet he's taught them how to fetch a beer from the fridge

Wouldn't a dog that wants out and knows how to get out would go ahead and get going? And vice versa of course

If he does then who has he been excusing himself to let in and out of his room during our voice calls

I'm gonna secretly teach Gilbert's dog how to use a doorknob, it'll be hilarious

How does Yao know what dog food tastes like

Dude I am so totally gonna own this creep! [He's pulling up his profile right now]

No but I can look for his profile and see if he's friends with someone sharing his last name that looks like an older lady and assume

Maybe I can go on Facebook and tell his mom

Does that matter? I don't think doctors should be flirting with patients

Dude I was joking about him flirting, do you think he's actually? Because yeah that's serious

Man I need to change my doctor he's always giving me weird compliments like saying he thinks I'm artistic or that I have the heartbeat of a racer and cloudlike pee. Like um I have a boyfriend 🙄🙄🙄

Haha silly Feliciano you're not supposed to take them all at once

Ligma?!... oh no, bruder. We will figure this out!

I think Gilbert might be infected with ligma

Pierogies 🤤

Yeah NYC NYE is iconic but nothing feels more 2026 than watching the smoking deaths billboard roll back to zero in LA

Keeping a hangnail on one of my toes so that I can scratch Ivan when we're having a nap

(( Just thinking of putting ice on your dick makes mine hurt Jesus Christ