Chug, chug, chug!

I can't believe my boyfriend isn't supportive of me and my neighbors 😞

I'm not sure if they'll make shirts long enough for him but I found CUM socks for Ivan

GO CUM!!

Dude we are the best hosts ever

Yes absolutely!! I dunno if Maddie'll wear it either but I sure as heck will!

Dude this is...AMAZING!! WHERE'D YOU GET IT

And if we somehow don't win I'm defaulting to Santiago

We're DEFINITELY gonna win this time, pack it in boys

(( I may not act like a traditional dude most of the time but when it comes to soccer, I suddenly become a sports bro

S O C C E R T I M E

HAHA GAYYYYY

I am but I'm not gay

HAHA YOU'RE GAY

If only I had a big strong guy feed me ham

That's good considering he's my boyfriend

Dude I don't owe anyone a "coming out". If they assume I was straight that's on them, not me. Besides, there's no heterosexual explanation for how I act with Ivan

Laufey has broken containment, she's now in God of War

See? They want to put us in conversion camps

The word for oppressed gamer is just gamer but my sexuality is "whoever will put up with me" which is usually dudes. Chicks don't really gel with my lifestyle and sense of humor

We need a month for the most oppressed identity: gamer

I cannot relate.

Yeah I know yogurt is already basically milk that can think but why is it purposely streptococcus flavored

I knew people had to eat weird stuff to survive but bacteria flavored yogurt???

You could always come over to my place and hang out too if you want. We can get street tacos and scream in my soundproofed gamer closet

Chillax brojito I'm just tryna hang

Squad up bro I'll help you get the XP up so you can get the most of the pass before it expires like next week

Yeesh what a square

Neener neener I live in an apartment so I *KNOW* someone is

Yeah but you wouldn't like it BUHAHAHAH

But it's temporary

Why are you making it sound like I'm coming out to you

This post was NOT meant to reach family oh my god

Getting my cooter waxed and temporarily tattooed to make it look like a baked potato that gets moldy as the hair grows back

YO YO @lakkrisaddict.bsky.social LAUFEY IS IN FORNITE

I think you mean gay HAHAHA! [He's gotten his own tube from somewhere] But don't worry about it dude. If the vibe's off I don't try to push people with dumb jokes...at least if I know they're kinda shy like you

You're not very committed to the bit are you? [He giggles and readily passes the yogurt to him now that the joke is over]

[He tears open the tube and pushes a little out before offering the fresh squeezings to Emil. He's not letting go of the tube itself]

I actually don't remember, lemme check- [He looks at the character printed on the front instead of the actual label] Yoooo it is

You want some tube to go with it? [He has a cold gogurt in his hand]

Putting wet food out for the albinos

I'm so glad I don't have to make Ivan a girl this time

Man I threw up riding the subway but at least I wasn't the only one. Be free my barf brother

Ugh...I ate too much chocolate...

HAHA WHAT'S BROWN AND STICKY

Man what I'd do for a wet burrito with some verde sauce rn 🤤🤤🤤

Making my boyfriend a diy kinder egg as a surprise except there's one of those cute bear boxcutters in the capsule instead of a toy

Bros I'm being so brave going to this meeting even though I don't wanna

Ghostface is a different dude, or dudes depending on the movie, Jason is the guy with the hockey mask who comes outta the lake like a scary swamp monster

Uh yeah? It's like crazy bad luck! It's also when Jason comes out and kills teenagers and adult side characters!