nobody bother me i'm recreating all my place's politicians in tomodachi and making them fall in love

yeah . . . i don't know about sucking yoghurt from a tube out of another man's hand. seems intense. ( gurt time :) )

? ? ( he's not gonna . . . ) ( he tries to grab the packet from alfred's hands. )

it's yoghurt. so it's basically skyr.

oh , nice ! yes , i'd like some tube.

is it the strawberry one . . .

appreciate it

he's never going to stop doing that , is he . . .

my condolences.

i'm here ! ! i missed you too ! !

fascinating things happening on the mainland.

let me know if something awful happens at the meeting today.

ah -- oh , that's right , i'm helping dan with wedding planning. very important.

this friday -- ( shit , fuck , he hasn't prepared anything ! he was busy trying santiago's recipes ! ) right.

uh huh, right. my bad.

he doesn't do anything except play minecraft and throw fits . . . one of the southerners , i think.

in all fairness , it's easy to get into arguments with verner.

jola's pretty pissed about not catching any mice , but it's alright. she'll find something or someone else.

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it's still dangerous.

romeo's cat keeps killing mice and bringing them into the meeting building.

i feel like your cat should be inside from now on.

. . . should probably wait with the kötturinn until most nations are sleeping . . .

maybe you should keep your cat indoors. i'll go out to get her . . . it may take a while.

a second mouse ? where'd it come from ?

yeah , but she can get a little out of control sometimes . . . luckily it's not christmas anymore , so she wouldn't eat any humans. but still.

the big christmas cat ?

maybe i could get the jólakötturinn to look for it . . . though she might not fit into the building.

they've got better medicine and hygiene nowadays anyways , it'll be fine. don't kill the little thing.

those were rats ! who travelled on your ships !

mice are harmless , leave the poor thing alone.

a connection to nature ? hm . . . ( emil loves his nature and mythological beings , but with the pressures of being a nation , he doesn't have that much time to truly appreciate his place anymore ) . . . mm. maybe. ( he's thinking about it , now. that idea won't let him go for a bit )

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oh , i don't know . . . nor's tried to push the whole magic thing on me a few times , but he's never actually given me a lesson . . . i'd just set something on fire , probably. or worse.

ha , i'm not surprised. ( he doesn't like england. ) i never got much into nor's hexes and spells , but i can still see any mythological beings. i think they're drawn to us. maybe that's why they won't leave me alone.

i've heard they can get quite demanding indeed. yes , nor is good with warding spells. he uses them to keep unwanted visitors away. works very well , i've been told.

hmm , well . . . as long as you're careful , i suppose. and stay away from caves. nor would , surely. don't bother with dan , he doesn't remember his own mythology. and i'm never sure with sví.

the huldufólk are not trolls. they're much closer to elves. anyway , they're easily scared and wary of humans. they would not appreciate hunting. . . . i'd offer to help with the trolls , but i don't actually have them at my place. they're much more a scandinavian thing.

please don't hunt the wildlife , they'll get scared. and it'll upset the huldufólk.

i am not you. you would've been able to handle him , surely . . . it's okay. we're on good terms now. and i can shove it in his face that i am doing much better on my own than i ever was with him.

well , i don't really think anyone would want to ally with me to take over his place . . . hm , no. it's a bad idea. much too unrealistic.

oh , maybe . . . ( don't plant that seed in his mind ) . . . mm , i don't think he'd appreciate that. also , my army isn't really big enough for any serious attempt , anyway . . . ( <- doesn't even have an army )

ah , um . . . it was the volcanoes , yeah. scared him off.

oh , no no no ! i only just got my independence from dan -- i just got invited to celebrate chinese new year's with them. i quite enjoy my independence , thank you.

rightfully so.

something like that , i suppose ? there's magical beings around , of course , but they don't tend to fulfil wishes. i think it's symbolic. i don't usually get them , so it's nice to be welcomed ?

why would you assume -- well. it's a nice gesture , i think. it's given to guests and friends and family. the actual paper envelopes , that is.

WHY WOULD I BE TALKING ABOUT THAT

uh , the actual red envelopes ? with money in them ? yao and his people gift them around new year's and other holidays. what did you think i meant ?

huh ? ! that can't be right