How the hell is she still a freak in a goddamn simulation game?!

That implies he willingly talked to you!!!

Yeah, loosey goosey!

I know YOU'RE not talking!

GOT YOU! GOT YOUUUU!

WHY'D THEY HAVE TO TAKE POCKET MORTYS? IT SHOULD'VE BEEN OVERWATCH!!!

NOTHING MUCH BRÖ HOW 'BOUT YOU HAHAHAHA

Huh... Smells like total UPDOG in here!

Nᴏʀᴛʜᴇʀɴ Iʀᴇʟᴀɴᴅ HᴇᴛᴀRP RL ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛs & ᴍɪɴᴏʀs DNI

What is that.

(That's the only hot thing anyone's sent me on this app... Maybe I should message him back!) 💭

WHY DO ALL THESE MEN KEEP MESSAGING ME GROSS THINGS EW.

Really? Right now?... [Gives her a Handy. Discreetly.]

Good call. Who knows what else Happy Appy would do to you.

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I do not want my nonbinary sonaughter watching Happy Appy.

I was straight sloppin' on your nerve ending babe, don't even.

Peter Griffin calms the doggies down.

Us Germans do not have any exposed nerve endings as we are impervious to cheap shot attacks.

Ii camn't feel my. myy uh hhh

You should get checked...

You don't get it, you old coot! Slenderman STALKS you and can teleport and can impale you with his big black tentacles and his presence literally makes you paranoid and sick and he draws like he's a toddler and litters woods with his trash art!!!

|| THEY ADDED DRAFTS LET'S GO

Word on the street is that Americans are eating horse treats. CUT IT OUT!

|| @ staff add drafts, threads, and longer replies pleaseeee 😁😄😁

JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BOTH HOT DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE RELATED! BIGOT.

ENOUGH WITH THE COUSIN ALLEGATIONS

I don't feel good. I'm going to drive aimlessly for hours listening to Everywhere at the End of Time on repeat until I feel better.

Airachnid is way hotter!

Sex is something sacred that should only occur between two trucks.

THE RIM REAPER.

How are things out there? I've been hiding from the rim reaper.

They're too cute to eat!!!!

Who brought the damn marzipan pigs back into our house?! I can't.. I can't do this....

Where the FUCK are you from⁉️

[devouring truffles in front of her] Wow that's crazy.

PROTEIN!!!

MORE!

More.

Actual ants would have more protein!

Oh *those* people are talking about *that* again. Take another shot.

She will be when she finds out I tried SO hard to bond with you, only to get rejected! Brat.

You will live to regret this.

That's it! I'm replacing you with Alfred!

MIKAH! We're watching Dragon Ball Z: Cooler's Revenge and you're going to LIKE IT!

Cooler...

We got another room for you to stay in here, Toni. And so much bier!