A couple of #marmots (chubby #rodents, if you weren't sure), duking it out with the classic stylings of #ozzyman

The #bookburnings have begun.

Sigh. #memes #sexlife

#ozzyman reveals the true #silentkiller

#dreleanorjanega is my celebrity crush. Having her answer questions about #witches and #witchtrials just makes it even better. #historyhit

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Dear NYTimes: the #Convocation not electing a #newpope on the first day is not breaking news. It's par for the course. Just bury it in the back pages for now, m'kay?

#deepseafish #combjellies #animals

#memes #infrastructure #taxes

Did you know I have a favorite #medicalpaper? Mostly because I can relate to it, having found it when frantically googling my own potential #intestinalparasite. Favorite quote: "These contents are sometimes given directly to a reluctant primary care provider to determine the diagnosis."

#memes #geography

#memes #tardis #tealovers

#memes #selfcare #cuteanimals

#memes #rocknroll #greekmyths

#bears #alaskazoo #wherethebearsare

#memes #dnd

In this age of misinformation, a few fun facts about that country we keep vilifying. #mexico #burritos #thewaterisfine

#memes #riseup #creativity

YOU GUYS.

As a below average height person, the struggle is all too real. #memes #shortgirlproblems

You first, Petey.

A good way to use all those invasive ball pythons? #cookingadventures

Let's all unwind a bit. Although wtf #australianbustard ?? #birdcalls #naturesounds

No One Knows If Capitol Hill Block Party Lineup Good Except This Chick We Didn’t Feel Cool Enough to Ask: tinyurl.com/5e4hhszc

2784th verse, same as the first! #texas #midwives #abortionrights #prochoice

Just a reminder, the people calling themselves Christian really aren't.

Best burn I've see so far today: a picture of #mitchmcconnell flashed on the screen, with a voiceover saying "Insert cash or select payment type". #politics #moscowmitch

To all who celebrate:

Time to mark off "Repealing Women's Right To Vote" on your bingo cards. Heck, might as well mark off "Women In Traditional Unions The First To Experience Oppression" while you're at it.

I bet if they wrote #wordproblems like this, students would have an easier time solving them. #mathishard

I'm not a big fan of having cross stitch samplers around the house, but I may make an exception for this.

from today's post — I wouldn't put it past these fuckers to do a Saddam-has-WMDs-style gaslighting campaign to invent a pretext for invading Canada. thanks for reading! link to the whole post is here: bit.ly/4if7meN

"Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate."

Alrighty then.

Tragedy Strikes After RFK Jr. Vaccinated By Lone Doctor on Grassy Knoll: bit.ly/43pe4KX

Trump’s betting Canada will fold, but this is a country that spent 30 years fighting Denmark over a rock in the Arctic just for the principle of it.