Cory Booker just gave the longest speech in the history of Congress and concluded by apologizing to everyone who had to stay up all night keeping the chamber open and operating.

A true one-of-a-kind Hanklerfish here.

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am very, very weak, but they are two different things.

I’m going to post pictures of bad mushrooms now because mushrooms are ugly and I hate them haha APRIL FOOL

"when will my garbage return from the war"

i dont know what to do with this account

loser