I love when millionaire politicians sell out millions of Americans who rely on ACA subsidies for their healthcare. Also, someone tell this asshole Angus King to stop cosplaying like Joshua Chamberlain and shave that look-a-like mustache. At least Chamberlain knew how to hold a fucking line.

@senangusking.bsky.social retire early old man. This spending deal YOU helped craft betrays all working class Mainers who rely on ACA tax credits to afford some semblance of healthcare. I have a small child. We’re barely getting by as is. Guess I’ll say goodbye to healthcare. Thanks, you fuck.

Took the kiddo for a morning walk and felt compelled to take advantage of the creepy season.

Loving the idea of the fire department calling the paper and being like, “well hold up, we did save SOME …”

No other video podcast gives you hard hitting analysis like @yourkickstartersucks.com. The hosts come prepared with serious, well thought out arguments on film and consumerism every time.

There is a perfect movie. It’s called Sneakers. It is perfect for any occasion. Sneakers is perfect.

Got cocky and joined a pickup soccer league made up of mostly 20-somethings. I am in my late 30’s. Second match in I pull my quad early on and try to play it off like I’m cool. I wasn’t, and after 10 more minutes I had to announce I’m going home because I’m hurt. Don’t get old, kids

Pretty sure I’m more psyched about my cat’s new water fountain than she is. I keep pointing to it saying “pretty nice, right?” But she doesn’t seem to care at all.

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Being kicked out of a Big Apple because I described a liquor as “autumnal”

Riding my 1 yr old across the kitchen like she’s a worm in Dune.

Scene: a county fair. My fiancé is emerging from the porta-potty to find me and our baby somehow both covered in mustard. The soundtrack:

My partner noticed a city worker measuring our tree in the front yard and sent me out to ask whats up. So I opened the door and said “hey big dog! Are we losing our tree?” Apparently it’s just a survey. But my partner recommended that maybe I shouldn’t call strangers “big dog” any more.

You don’t need training to become a martial arts master. You just need a one year old tumbling toward the edge of a bed to unleash your powers.

Was talking barber shops with my buddies and realized that possibly the best haircut I ever got was at this small home front business in Vietnam where the guy spoke no English and sort of just guessed. We need more barbers guessing.

Okay hear me out. It’s me captaining a small skiff. I have four to five tourists onboard and they’re all happy. I’m bringing them out to a beautiful cliff called vagina rock. We get there and I take my cap off, smiling. “There she is. Vagina rock.” Everyone claps and loves it.

Why would you watch shitty MAGA Jack Ryan when you can watch stupid, just dumb as shit, Reacher?

No wonder the GOP is going HAM on gerrymandering. They wouldn’t stand a chance in a fair fight, bro.

Why your photographer gotta do them like that?

This is a Ho Chi appreciation post. She’s fine, and it isn’t her birthday. But she rocks, so here’s to one of the coolest cats I’ve ever known. She doesn’t attack our kid, she minds her p’s & q’s, and is occasionally playful. Who needs a dog when you have Ho Chi.

Realizing that my kid’s equivalent to Rick Charette will be Ms. Rachel

Oscillating fans are such a tease

Definitely not a dictator figure akin to Erdogan or Putin.

Got my first Father’s Day gift as a dad, and my partner has me trapped. She knows I hate dad shirts, but I’m a sucker for black hoodies. Touché.

Sunday is the only day I have this weekend to mow the lawn. But also, it’s my first Father’s Day as a dad and I’d much rather not mow. We all know I’m still going to mow. But I want it noted that I’ll be doing it under protest.

Saw a little spider in my car today, which usually I’d ignore. But this one had a black body and white legs. So immediately I said, “nah fuck that.” Pulled over and flicked it out. Don’t trust that shit.

Happy fan day! It’s the day in Maine when we celebrate weather being sunny and over 80°F. It’s when everyone pulls out their fans. Whether it’s the living room or bedroom, Youre welcome to celebrate fan day! 🪭💨

Showing the kid (7 months) Time Cop.

Righteous Gemstones fight to stop sale that would help community.

Laughing when a pitcher looks to the catcher for a ball, but he and the ump don’t have one, so he’s forced to look off to a dugout and ask for one. Like bro, lol, they don’t give a fuck about you. Youre a piece of shit to them.

Paying my health insurance bill and a day later getting a notice I owe more. God bless the USA.

Was pumped for springing the clocks forward thinking my baby would sleep until 7am, not her usual 6am. But in what can only be described as a genius stroke of psychological war, she still woke up at 6am. This is some Sun Tzu shit.

Happy International Women’s Day! ✊🚩 From its roots in 1908 when women in NYC struck for better working conditions and the right to vote, to socialist women making it a global holiday, and this holiday’s role in sparking the Russian Revolution, we forever stand together demanding liberation for all!

Standing outside my haters house blasting @yourkickstartersucks.com until they come out crying tears of joy and we hug tighter than we’ve ever hugged.

Diving into artisanal craft by putting dried poop in a coffee can so my baby can use it as a rattle.

When I can’t sleep late at night, bakkooonn is my USA Up All Night + MTV 2 + Animal Planet all balled up into one full experience.

There’s no colder, more serial-killer-energy McDonalds character than Mac Tonight. The moment he stepped on my block it would have been on sight. Go back to whatever hell spawned you, freak.

Hey it’s 2025, if you’re a socialist and still feel like your politics rely on liking or not liking some dead revolutionary, shut the fuck up. You’re either cosplaying or completely missing the entire point of dialectical materialism.

It’s like Langoliers, but instead of an entire airplane of people disappearing, it’s everyone at the party disappearing when I blow up the bathroom.

Shuddering as I remember little kid me loved eating cold Chef Boyardee right out of the can. “Can I warm that up for you?” No thanks! Just open the can and give me a fork! I was a disgusting little pig.

It’s piss

I’m pretty sure that’s @thelukeman.bsky.social

Me: you ever see the light go out in a man’s eyes? My child, a baby: hagahahagah

“She would be wise to stay right where she is ideologically.” 😂 I love when anti-Trump conservatives like Jennifer Rubin crawl out from a basement to reveal once again how completely untethered they are from reality. Like the last of a species that just doesn’t know it.

A universal law, no matter who you are or where you come from, is that your keys will never be in the first pocket you check.

Hi-tech baby swing: engage

Bluesky is entering a proto-weird twitter phase, which is great to see. Now, I’m no stageist, but if we keep on this trajectory we should have another 10-12 years before a billionaire buys this platform and ruins it.

An article just came out saying the Thanksgiving Day Parade is the most watched TV event in America since 2021. Let me tell you, that parade meant shit to my family. This damn dog show was everything to my mom, aside from preparing the meal. This was on our two TVs and my mom fucking loved it.

When you make a dope lobster & bacon Mac for Thanksgiving, but only three people at the party try it.