I have never been so delighted to click a dead link. Whoever is doing the website renovation for Anglican Canada has the best sense of humour 😂

The Royal Ontario Museum is reportedly reconsidering whether it will label Palestinian artifacts as "Palestinian" amid pressure from pro-Israel groups. Please consider fighting this act of erasure by signing this letter to the ROM: share.nwmd.social/s/FhLIEJBB

my take is that I have never done cocaine but seeing “Vance’s twisted and wrongheaded view of Christianity has been repudiated by two popes” printed in one of the country’s largest Catholic publications hits like I imagine cocaine feels

He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.

Help, one of my student volunteers just regretfully told me that I'm "so unc." I'm guessing he called me old, but I'm so old that I'm not actually positive that that's what that means

Panicked a bit because I thought I was out of my ADHD medication, then I remembered that I picked up a new bottle 2 weeks ago and it's been rolling around on the floor of the backseat of my car ever since. I'd be embarrassed, but if I'd put it away properly at home, I'd be unmedicated at work today!

Ontario friends! Please submit feedback by midnight on Bill 40 to say NO to prioritization of data centres to our electricity grids ero.ontario.ca/notice/025-1...

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Once in a while, when I feel like hurting my own feelings, I'll ask my student volunteers what year they were born.

If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn't Dracula. Had to go with Dr. Acula!

Baseball organists like, "Let's do the Star Wars theme... Ready or Not by the Fugees... Seven Nation Army... some kind of sea chanty... bit of Bohemian Rhapsody... the first six notes of Sledgehammer... Star Wars theme again"

I'm not happy that Sportsnet is down and we've missed 3 runs already...but if it stays down and we keep scoring, I might not be THAT mad

I just got turned away from a walk-in clinic and told to try another clinic tomorrow where I can see a female doctor. Hot take: if you can't provide medical care for half the population, maybe you're bad at being a doctor.

For over 11 years, my dog has been my biggest comfort during hard times. Leia went over the rainbow bridge this morning, and now I don't know what to do without her.

Today I learned that crying on and off for 14 hours (and counting!) can make your jaw ache and teeth hurt

Been stuck at the emergency animal hospital for 5 hours and counting. Got bored enough that I bought a sweater pattern off Etsy and ordered yarn and a crochet hook on DoorDash

One of my student volunteers was chatting with me about an "older show from the last century". It came out in 1995, and while her description was TECHNICALLY CORRECT, it still hurt my soul.

I not-so-secretly love it when the stores put out their back to school displays. Something deep within my soul is soothed by an orderly aisle full of colorful notebooks, pens, and backpacks

The Halton Region's decision to “cease delivering heritage services” is reckless, irresponsible, and completely disheartening. Please consider signing the petition to reverse this decision! chng.it/RS26FHCXJy

I've discovered that my musical taste is very "bands that sound like they'd play at the Bronze in Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

I've been asked to be godmother to my niece and nephew when they're baptized next month so I'm looking for presents. I have two questions: 1) is a cross-shaped piggy bank a thing/inappropriate? 2) does it become inappropriate if I customize it with: "Jesus saves and so can you!"?

I just waited for the time to flip from 11:59 to noon so I could accurately hit "send" on an email starting with "Good afternoon". And yes, I'm incredibly fun at parties.

Designed and cross stitched some archives appreciation pieces for the @archivistsdotca.bsky.social silent auction that opens tomorrow

My niece asked me what my job is, so I had to try to explain what archives are to a four year old. My explanation was surprisingly not that different from the one I use for adults...

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

I rescind all my earlier excitement leading up to the announcement of the new Pope. I was (stupidly) hopeful that the Church would continue Pope Francis' legacy of progress, but I am disappointed and unsurprised that they've chosen to regress.

Doug Ford is trying to destroy the Endangered Species Act! Ontario residents have until May 17 to make our voices heard that we do not support Bill 5 by responding to this public consultation: ero.ontario.ca/notice/025-0...

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Watching the live feed from the Vatican at work and got an email from one of my student volunteers saying that they saw the news and were "thinking of me"

Alberta First Nations issue cease and desist order against Danielle Smith's attempt to create a national unity crisis. Alberta is on treaty lands. Those treaties were signed 30 years before Alberta became a province.

I'm a lapsed Catholic, but I have a BA in Religious Studies and work as an archivist for a Christian institution. The upcoming conclave is basically my superbowl.

There are certain things you just don’t let JD Vance near: - football trophies - couches - democracy - popes, apparently

My tattoo artist told me I was sitting like a rock and I was so excited like I was gonna get a good grade at getting tattooed

Pope sent Vance to the vice-principope’s office

Crocheting a cardigan while listening to an audiobook on the history of the Oxford English Dictionary. I am a living librarian stereotype.

I only threatened to jump out a window once during a work meeting today and I don't think my coworkers properly appreciate the level of professionalism I bring to the table

Oh, how am I today? I had to change the song that was playing in my car because I didn't have the emotional bandwidth for a Kelly Clarkson ballad. Thanks so much for asking!

My alma mater offers an alumni library card and I definitely signed up for the purpose of borrowing expensive academic books to research tattoo inspiration

inventing an algorithm that's a mashup of other algorithms, called an amalgorithm

I would rather give myself a lobotomy than live with another Conservative majority. Excuse me while I find an icepick #ontariopolitics

I work in an Anglican Church archives, and last year I secured us some grant funding for a digitization project. I've FINALLY thought of a name for our new scanner and would like to introduce the world to: Scanne Boleyn

Wow a team captained by a Leaf fails to win in Boston, what a new and exciting story

I had to book a massage because my back was sore from the position I was laying in when I got tattooed the other day. But I'm still punk, right???

Apologies that I didn't see this request sooner, but you may absolutely see photos of my dog!!

I got my bribe cheque from Doug Ford in the mail on the same day I decided to remind my dad that he forgot my birthday last week, and he sent me money as a present. Not to brag, but that makes two men this week trying to buy my love

I mused to my partner that he's very nice to me, and he responded with, "Well, someone has to be." The way that hit me RIGHT in the childhood trauma was honestly kind of rude.

Give her what she really wants this Valentine’s Day - Reproductive rights, an ancient tome of curses, the souls of her enemies, and pockets in every dress.

Almost everyone forgot my birthday yesterday, but I'm choosing to focus on how cute my outfit is today.

#ArchivistProblems #LoneArranger