Farting in Home Depot sounds lovely. 🩷

The vibe I bring to the function

Because these people are racist and we are thriving diverse community who stands up for itself

💫 dreaming of more liberals/leftists owning guns 💫

Who wanna come over for a gun cleaning sesh l8r

Oh! Get a gun.

Fuck ICE. Fuck cops. Fuck the right.

im gonna frow up an shid my pants

I’m a beamer boi now

no new car today :( but TOMORROW is THE DAY!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR I HOPE YOU ALL FLOURISH BEAUTIFULLY ❤️

2 more days until new car I’m so excited

im so glad nicki minaj is getting the hate she deserves

Jammies? On.

Carless until Friday wish me luck

💫 a winter wonderland 💫

Selling my car on Monday WOOHOOOO

Pointillism pieces i did for xmas presents! Name scribbled out for obvious reasons<3 #art#artist#traditionalart#pointillism ⟲ appreciated♡

Merry Christmas and happy holidays!! I luv u all

Meeting up with a lady that wants to buy my Jeep 🤞🏼🤞🏼

Drunk me means watching The Naked Gun

drunk & vulnerable

Oh my god

My body is a machine that converts family sized portions into individual servings

dam

Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank https://theonion.com/ragu-unveils-sensory-deprivation-marinara-tank/

I haven’t played a game in like 2 months what’s wrong with me

Minneapolis ✊💚 Way to stand strong against ICE!

why is selling your car so hard

Bazinga

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Anyways i did a thing…

Smiling Friends

Plate carrier isn’t gonna SHIP until JANUARY 28TH TF UP WIT DAT

SPARKLING WATER IS TOO GOOD

I think my garage fridge/freezer is dying 🥺🥺

So where are we on the “hotdog is a sandwich” debate?

Jk my ps5 didn’t feel like connecting to my WiFi

WHY IS NETFLIX NOT WORKING

mozzarella sticks

Been bumpin a lot of GWAR lately so that’s pretty fun

(Obviously you do you and what makes you happy ❤️)