Gamers, I’m calling it right now. When the pokemon z-a dlc is released, people are going to make rayquaza X zygarde yaoi. Trust.

If they still want fairy to have that bug resist because they’re not going to undo u-turn distribution, at least make it a mutual resist.

#compsplatoon Excuse the corny language, but like it’s now or never to let the devs know about screen in the event it shows up during the na league.

A Star So Bad It's Gonna Take Up a Decent Chunk of a Video Essay Someday

i personally thought it was obvious to everyone that no player, no matter the offense, should return RIGHT after their ban. that's just common courtesy to give extra time afterwards, to show that you left to grow, and not just because you were banned. that's why i disagree-

I've said it before, but I sincerely think we need a mindset shift so that being part of the splat community is seen as a privilege, not a right. You don't get to play in tournaments run by volunteers for free if you're going to be a racist blowfly. Readmittance has to be truly earned, not assumed.

Separate your friends from the community/scene, and this stuff doesn't happen as much.

The amount of professionalism it takes for a black person to have to commentate a Jackpot set then a set with a racist player. Ill never get why dapple thinks its acceptable to never acknowledge problematic people in their tourneys and why were all just okay with platforming racists again.

niggas disappear for a year without much of word, come back and niggas be confused why youre on edge when your last impression of them was "#WhitePower" and "Free Israel" LOL! LOL! like whatever man

I need to start boosting black voices again in Splatoon comp, but I have to work on not being a coward and call out bigoted people having a token friend say they gotten better in dms/irl interactions I will never see to justify coming back instead of making a statement with humility. (1/2).

I think people discussing “super star bias” about Sakurai also should talk about the Gooey shaped elephant in the room and not just Magolor and Susie. His only involvement in the dark matter trilogy was voice acting DDD in 64.

When will bsky have polls? I want to ask if people want reef now or save it until S4.

Guys, wouldn’t it be cool if there’s a Splatoon comp out there with like a trick room mode? A set of weapons that can absolutely play the long game or just completely break through defenses, decided on what gives the other team the most brain damage.

the horses are consuming me. when i sleep i imagine taking a rest turn. when i ride my bike i imagine training speed. when i go out for something fun im doing recreation. horse is life.

I feel like Splatoon devs need to remember that you can sponges in places more in order to create more uninkable terrain that is at least great to swim through if they're so afraid of flanks with regular turf affecting the special economy. And as retreat options on so many drops of death.

Pinning to remind myself and others: arab.org/click-to-hel...

It should be illegal for advertisements on YouTube to have a subscribe button underneath. I fat finger subs to conservative channels I hate way too many times now.

Average Cybergrind wave past 50:

Next video comming out today (once I get out of bed)

Starfish zones Cjet to Chara is like the Incineroar to Wolfey.

"You're my guinea pig, remember?" #CiArt

I think if Splatlings get object damage buffs or some new universal mechanic, I think that will help ease off the "special spammer/paint spam" allegations that I don't think are warranted. I mean by their nature with partial charges, they will be lower skill floor backlines that output paint (1/2).

I'm glad I'm over here for most of the Splatoon Stuff. Some guy is over on Twitter saying a D1 S1 fan left the series because the community was gay and so S2 became gay to cater to gay people. Also, protect LGBTQ+ rights if you happen upon this.

P ranked P-2, I am a different person than I was 5 minutes ago.

I think the moment I know I’m ancient in Splatoon community is when people start calling the Squid Sisters hags (hopefully endearingly).

Evil and Twisted Idea: Make Ink Vac shoot out bubbles with the r button, each requiring 10% of the tank's capacity to make with a limit of three bubbles. And add in the early vac shot idea.

For anyone Splatoon people who play Ultrakill know how the whiplash affects hard damage, we should do that for all bombs except curling on the ink tank.

I am hoping the aerospray army might get screen fixed due to uptick usage of the special, though unfortunately as a result of their unawareness of what the special does to people.

Past wins - urchin underpass. Present wins - the reef. Future wins - reworks for all splatoon 3 stages. Funny idea of how Grandfest might have influenced things.

Fraud Layer looks so good. I think the bit at the end is teasing a pool rooms level, which would be funny.

I can't believe Tetris Effect is now becoming a sub-genre of puzzle games. Where's Puyo Puyo Effect while Dracos Centauros is yapping in my ear?

I think it's very funny that I want to get a job solely to move out to game again and Splatoon more. Props to people who moved on if the hobby's time investment got unhealthy, but I have to criticize some of you sounding like my "video games are for children/the lazy and unemployed" parents.

Thinking about F2P Splatoon and figuring that it would probably make sequels harder to make, which I want. Because with private servers, these sequels will still survive long after official support ends. I'd imagine hosting different patches of the same game would be harder. (1/2).

With Splatoon probably getting mouse mode in the near future, whether with S3 now or the next title, I wonder how the community turns out. Could new players from other shooters bring new life to comp or bring bad gamer culture? Shall the art scene flourish? Will queer awakenings follow?

Why is ability doubler not just ability tripler in S3?

Played more Ultrakill. So Splatoon needs core nukes using midair-only bombs (will explode in a neutral color [bumper] for risk) via chargers and stringers. Stringer nukes would uniquely release arrows that are in player color. Rollers should turn midair-only bombs into hitscan explosions. (1/2).

BOTW UI invaded Mario Kart, it's so joever.

Can Playstation and Xbox up their US console prices to end the console war and begin a new one of the gamer proletariat against the bourgeoise that is the current U.S. government and businesses keeping wages and quality of life low? Seeing it happen would be funny, and it working would be funnier.

the Nintendo Switch 2 price sucks

I feel like saying to the people who want ink armor back, I wish you a "Booyah tech" by any of the Splatanas or Big Swig.

video games aren't political! *your switch 2 costs a suspicious amount of money due to recent bizarre developments in international politics*

Ammending the post, $80 squid game could be real.

Teto Day!

People be wanting Splatoon 4 so soon that I've seen launch hopes, but that means you're immediately burning like $400 on Switch 2 at least and remember $70 squid game can be real. Let's all be broke together instead and hope for a content extension.

Thoughts on Miku, Rin, Teto splatfest? I think it would actually blow up the JP side of the community while there would be the usual discourse everywhere else.

Feels like toxic mist would be a greater area denial/trapping tool if it's impossible to be painted over in the opposing color. Would also have niche counterplay against instant paint on zone from specials and upon dying (instant paint on certain specials still needs to be toned back).