And they were sent after the insurrection to investigate, not before it even happened. Sheesh.

I've decided that whenever a Republican tries to get into a bad faith debate with me now I'm gonna just comment as much of the Bee Movie script as I can before running out of characters.

I've had this idea floating around in my head for a while, and I decided to finally make it a reality! This is traced off of Captain America #1 by Jack Kirby, as well as the Marvel Masterworks redraw by Alex Ross!

Friendly reminder I would take a bullet for my dog and she would absolutely let me

AUctober Day 3: Dark Universe! 😈 🪞 Every sci-fi or supernatural show eventually needs an episode where characters meet evil versions of themselves. Is your character already evil and sees their hero versions? Can they survive the encounter? #AUctober #AngelHare

This is ALLEGED but also... NO BODY NO CRIME BABEYYYYYYYY!

Thinking about it (the fact that Xiran Jay Zhao set up a love triangle in her YA Dystopia and to resolve it answered the age old question of 'why not both?')

The most common error I see as a book editor is incorrectly punctuated dialogue. NO: “Nice to meet you.” She said. YES: “Nice to meet you,” she said. NO: “Likewise.” The editor said. YES: “Likewise,” the editor said. NO: She smiled, “Hi." YES: She smiled. “Hi.” Repost to save a life 😂 #writesky

Famous words of many Nobel Peace Prize winners.

When you got to a massive cliffhanger in your audiobook and Spotify tells you you're out of hours for the month

I hope @overlysarcastic.bsky.social knows it's been 2 years and I still use the vod of their Dracula livestream as my audiobook for my Yearly Dracula Reread

I literally spent 10 min translating Lula’s speech about Palestine to English. I just need every single one of my gringo friends to listen to this man in order to maybe restore their faith in politics. This right here is a politician. This is why we voted for him. And personally, I’ll do it again.

8 billion people on this planet and my sister had to date a Trumper who called Charlie Kirk 'instrumental in changing this nation for the better'.

My sister's Trumper boyfriend responded to my Snapchat story about getting vaxxed yesterday pray for me

I can't decide how i feel about Marvel Zombies,but I DO know that if I have to watch Zombie!Bucky die after already having to watch Human Bucky either fakeout die (CATFA and Infinity War) or real die (What If...? Zombies!) 3 separate times i will be flying to LA and fistfighting Feige in the streets

Man, end of November/early December has SO many movies that are gonna fuck so hard coming out in rapid succession Wicked, del Toro's Frankenstein, Wake Up Dead Man, FNAF 2 (which will not fuck so hard but you can guarantee it's gonna be a Time™️)

I find it slightly weird (and a little hilarious, in a Gallows Humor sorta way) that Snapchat's American Politics story is called "Gokd Luck, America" or in this case "Good Luck, L.A.". It feels so sarcastic

I know Flowers in the Attic is labeled as 'The Incest Book', but i think that's such a disservice. V.C. Andrews' prose is so beautiful

In the coming days, we expect to see what's playing out in LA and DC happen in Chicago. These efforts are not about fighting crime or making communities safer. This is about Donald Trump testing his power and producing political drama to cover up his own corruption.

Illinois Gov. Pritzker ahead of Trump National Guard deployment: "To Chicagoans... Look out for your communities and your neighbours. Know your rights. Film things that you see happening... Authoritarians thrive on your silence. Be loud for America."

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you're chronically ill, and you're having a flareup, you don't owe ANYONE an explanation about why you're having one except maybe your doctor.

happy labor day

I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org

It’s outrageous that Sec. Kennedy is trying to fire the CDC Director — after only a few weeks on the job — for her commitment to public health & vaccines. The Sen. HELP Committee must hold a hearing with Kennedy & the CDC Director as soon as possible. Vaccines save lives. Period.

Update: i emailed Hoopla support, not really expecting anything to come of it, but they did send a quick response. I'll add any further information they send to the thread if they do, but I wouldn't be shocked if my audiobook mysteriously goes missing some time soon

The fact I can't find an audio book of Sinclair Louis's It Can't Happen Here that isn't narrated by AI feels... Ironic, to say the least.

Artists, quote with your yellow art

Pritzker said 'fuck around AND find ojt your orange fuck' and I respect him for that

If one more Liberal on Threads tries to tell me I'm wrong for criticizing Gavin Newsom I just might lose it

Post a watch if you wish!

Ms. Rachel is this generation's response to Mr. Rogers i said what I said

New re-tweet game: what's your shitty horror/Thriller title!? Take your Gender Identity + "in/in the" + the thing to your left Mine is The Transmasc in the Pretzels, or the Nonbinary Person in the Pretzels, if you prefer

Putting in for a half day off and saying its a 'family emergency' when the family member in question is your dog 🤙🤙

Men suck but this is thenfunniest phone notification I've ever received

DC is making comics for me specifically

We've become so accustomed to lawbreaking that this probably won't ripple much, but it is important not to forget that firing the IRS Commissioner for refusing to break the law--if that's in fact what happened here--would and should prompt immediate articles of impeachment in any other presidency.

Sir this is a Wendy's

I am so tired of being rejected for jobs and feeling like none of my dreams are achievable

The thing about Mamdani is he’s making it obvious even for normies that the Democrats (with a few notable exceptions) are a capital-bound centre right political party looking to build a base of ~*~reasonable~*~ republicans at the expense of actual progressive voters. They hope to become the new GOP.

Follow me on Letterboxd if you're cool 👉👈

Bad stuff happens. Mostly to me, so don't worry.

For a second I got really excited thinking this was something about a Giggleland update and then I realized it spelled Eliot differently

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Look. I wasn't attracted to Pedro Pascal. I thought he was a lovely human being, I love that he's a vocal ally to the trans community, he seems like a sweetheart, I'd love to hang out with him, but I wasn't into him like.Biblically. Yknow? AND THEN, WHILE WATCHING FF, THE STRANGEST THING HAPPENED-

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Marco Rubio, Stephen Miller, Kirsti Noem, Joseph Mazzara, Emil Bove, Drew Sargent, and everyone else involved in planning, executing, and obstructing justice around the CECOT imprisonments are responsible for Andry's torture and rape. Each bears a share of the blame. Don't ever let them forget it.

Reading someone's 2.4/10 review of Fantastic Four and seeing they rated Thunderbolts and Superman as 1/10 and 1.9/10 🙄🙄

Watching Fantastic Four was kinda wild because every time Johnny Storm was onscreen my brain was like 'it's that guy that got hate crimed in Mark Millar's Civil War run'