How many state-ordered cognitive tests did Trump ace last year?

Eat a dick, 2025

Yikes

And if you supersize, it’s another $.85 per ball, but comes with a 64 oz beverage

Let me guess. MAGA Twitter is reacting to Trump’s rambling speech with: “We are SO back! LFG!!!”

Trump lost me in the first 10 seconds. On to Netflix.

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One of the biggest moments of my career: USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!

We are failing our kids

FIFA it should rescind Trump‘s fake peace prize. It’s the only way it could ever become real

He's just lost it. Now saying Rob and Michele Reiner caused their own murder because they didn't support him. So sick.

ICE pepper-sprayed this 1-year-old girl. Once at the hospital, the doctor had to call in a poison control specialist. They had never seen anyone that young pepper sprayed. Another horrific story. More details below.

Nature is unpredictable

If they are calling in a full team of memory care doctors to watch you take your third cognitive test in four months, you probably didn’t ace the first two. And thinking you did sounds like another symptom of dementia

Your boss is a ho ho ho

In the NFL, are challenges used to reverse the correct call made on the field?

My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.

I remember when I won the FIFA Peace Prize in 2018. It’s still on my bookcase

One more final thought before I fall asleep in my chair…

Personally, I don’t think Trump has the attention span to go to war with Venezuela

I can’t wait to never watch a single episode of Fox’s new small-town doctor situational comedy

Trumpflation

In addition to being a narco, JOH is also to blame for a wave of mass migration of Hondurans fleeing his violent regime. His legacy is pushing drugs and migrants towards the U.S.

Time to put the turkey in the microwave, med low for 2 hours. Perfect

Been tryna ask my doctor bout Skyrizi

An 18yo US citizen, surrounded by eight masked, armed agents of the state, taken into custody, not read his rights, not offered a chance to contact a lawyer, proof of citizenship ignored, handcuffed so tightly he later required medical attention. Profoundly, profoundly anti-American shit.

"Little pig, little pig, let me come in!" "Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!"

#GVerse #KingResist #Unite #FBaRmy Kristi Noem has told everyone that there are no U.S citizens being detained or deported & that’s a Blatant Lie like most of what comes out of her mouth. This is just a very short list of U.S. citizens that have been detained since January.

Trump is so angry about María Corina Machado winning the Nobel Peace Prize that he wants to bomb her country

ICE is calling this raid “ Charlotte‘s Web,” as if any of these illiterate bastards have ever read a book. Spoiler alert : the spider dies at the end of the book. Looking forward to that.

What an absolute mindless asshole NC Maga moron Matt Mercer is “We're grateful to see these brave men and women in federal law enforcement following through on President Trump's promise to remove violent criminal illegals from our country,” he said after yesterday’s ICE gestapo raids in Charlotte

The Wizard of Odd

As of today, North Carolina is the only state in the country without a budget. The General Assembly needs to come back to Raleigh next week to fully fund Medicaid and then pass a budget that meaningfully invests in our people and our state.

It was always projection

McGovern: Buried in this bill is a corrupt kickback for eight Republican senators, a million dollar payday funded by taxpayers, taken from the treasury and deposited directly into their pockets. What the hell is wrong with this place?

They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.

A modest proposal: eat the MAGAs

For those wondering where in the Bible it talks about hating thy neighbor and starving the poor, it’s all right there in the Book of Donald.

First, as a case study to see if this model works, Congress should defund ICE and give that money directly to immigrants and civil society groups working on community-building efforts

If America is not good or even decent, it has no chance of being great. Decadence and rot, yes. Greatness? That’s uphill, in the complete opposite direction.

Yeah you need to watch this. And then GO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

Wow, that’s below his floor of 38%

What a great World Series! The only way it would’ve been better is if it were Red Sox v Cubs, which Boston would’ve won in five games. But whatever.

Da fuk region does Prime think I live in where I’m ineligible to watch the World Series?

Retired couple (teacher & union carpenter) on ACA premiums skyrocketing — from $443/month to $2,224/month: “It's like buying another house and trying to pay for two houses at the same time… without the subsidy we honestly don’t know what we’re gonna do.” #TrumpShutdown

Mike AdJournson

He’s not building a ballroom. he’s building a mausoleum

If the National Guard is really in D.C. to protect federal property, they should probably have been at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. two days ago

“.. They are the asylum seekers, the rule followers. They go into the federal building holding papers .. hoping for a measure of due process. Some leave the courthouse with a hearing date set months or years from now. Others disappear into ICE’s prison system.” @nymag.com nymag.com/intelligence...

Soros must be calling 1-800-loans to pay for all the protesters who showed up today