Happy 3.18 Day! 🐊⚜️

I cannot find a red dress I like to wear to this shower 😩

I wish more men could see how their homeboys behave when there are no other men to observe them. It’s so much worse than you think.

Valets be driving cars like it’s they shit 🤨

I hate it when people from my hometown see a military convoy or trucks being transported cause they get on FB being all dramatic 🙄

Ass is honey bun, boobs/stomach is a toaster strudel

Telling some one you’ll “change their whole dental structure” is diabolical

It’s so boring without football 😪

I’ve been looking for a lash tech in Dallas and no luck 😩

Hey yall 😁

One of my best friends bridal shower 🤗

Judge ya baby daddy not me, but I am STILL grieving Eric Dane 😭

And I’m not gone ever get over it

Nerp

Urgent Care places are really the Five Below of medical facilities.

Who yall going for today? 👀

Been watching the anime Ghost Stories and this shit funny af 😂

I’m feeling much better today yall and my appetite is back. In conclusion, I deserve a seafood boil 😌

Anybody play Animal Crossing? No? Mmkay

iight, time for another nap

Need to be eating chicken soup but I want roasted chicken instead. Same difference right?

Nope! Already got my uber eats order waiting in the cart 🤭

Covid and the flu so I can’t be around my munchkin. I am DEVASTATED! 😭😭

9am and I want a seafood boil

Well, until I get on the game that is

iight I’m back

Most wanted/desired 🙄

I see so many fake relationships and marriages and I pray everyday that it doesn’t happen to me

Bout time for one of them removal prayers

A girl can only take so much..

It can get here real quick

Cause leave me tf alone 😂

Hear me out.. Chicken nuggets with sliced pickles, dipped in ranch 🙊

Boffum

If your birth year don’t begin with “19” unfollow me pls.

I THOUGHT WE WAS DONE WITH NEW ENGLAND AND SUPER BOWLS?!?!?!?!?!

Lemon peppered wings all flats with extra ranch is calling my name! 😭

Trash ass game

Wtf 🤦🏽‍♀️

I got crawfish on my miiiiiiiiinnnnnd!

Let me go ahead and write down this recipe 😋

I’m suppose to be cooking right now

Verizon better fix this shit and fix it now!

I’d like to be eaten for breakfast, actually

Oh and I got Animal Crossing for my switch and I lowkey don’t like it 🥴

I want more people to play Fortnite with

I bought it. I tried it. And I lowkey don’t like it 🙊