Nobody: Your girl when you look at her lovingly:

Cheating on a pregnant woman is the lowest of the low scumbag, fucking loser behavior.

Facts

Currently sitting on the patio smoking in my oversized night gown letting miss kitty breathe

Just knew I was gona be knocked out by now 🙄

I’m suppose to be working but I’m on here with yall procrastinating like a mofo 😂

But I’ve sent man in action so I ain’t worried

Certified Hoochie Committee

Me: *reaches in purse* FAH!💥FAH!💥FAH!💥

I have a braid appointment today and still haven’t chosen what color I want 😩

My dumbass took medicine on an empty stomach 😭

My fav! 😋

Where are the braiders in Dallas that actually care for your hair? And include a wash and dry beforehand? Cause sitting for 8 hours to get my hair braided when I also have to wash, dry, detangle my hair, purchase braiding hair and possibly gel is crazy. And after that, they still charge 400 😑

God will forever provide everything I need. 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I’m so ready to get back in the gym

Heyy sluts and whores !!

Oh, and I’m done betting on basketball. Football me PLEASE!

Babe stepped up these past couple of days. I can’t wait until im healed enough to thank him 🥹😈😋

A rose fresh off the charger will send your ass to space

To the people who got all four wisdom teeth removed at the same time, when were you able to eat solids again? I am STARVING! 😩

I hit a weed pen wayyyyyy to hard (it was my first time) I was coughing and gagging so much I almost threw up. Oh and I forgot how to drink water 😅

When you realize you were partially the problem the whole time 🤦🏽‍♀️

Nemesis on Netflix is a must watch!

When you have a night of fun on the patio with your boyfriend and remember you have an outdoor camera 🤭😈

Getting my wisdom teeth removed tomorrow and I wana eat EVERYTHING tonight

I see now what Ellis Grey meant by “The carousel never stops turning”

I just wana go back to bed.

I feel sick , but I’m not sick

My problem is that I need my therapist to be on call 24/7 😅

My bad, I’m lit 😅

Yall ever thought about how many people it’s gona take to carry Shaq’s casket when he passes away?

What yall heathens up to today?

Ari Lennox is in town tonight. I’m fina go lay down and cry 😭

Black women. Disrespected and still clocking in at work and giving our best despite the pain. Y’all don’t deserve us

I really have eaten all day forreal. But ima tear that bbq up tomorrow tho 😩

Just saw a post on FB saying “yall tryna get healthy and fit just to die” and you know what.. 😭

I really want to go to my friends wedding but over 400 for a plane ticket?? Then if I drive it’s 7.5 hours 🥴

Man forget gas prices have yall seen these AIRLINE prices???

Don’t forget to take care of yourself. Don’t forget to rest. Don’t forget to read banned books. Don’t forget to dream. Don’t forget to become a terrifying legend that timid townsfolk whisper about in the dark.

Yall celebrating 4/20 or nah?

There’s a lot going on here today I see..

I’m terrible at setting my out-of-office

9:27 ♎️

I’m cool with my dude playing the game nshii cause I do the same. But ya homies calling and blowing up ya phone about the game at 8am is absurd!

I still haven’t caught up on my sleep from Easter weekend 😩

It’s been a minute.. but I felt cute today ☺️

Sometimes you just have to go for a drive with the car blasting the soundtrack to The Cheetah Girls 2

I feel like I’ve mentally checked out

Like I hate even feeling like this right now