“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4!!!”

So close...

Someone down the street is having a party, and two cars are parked in front of my house. I'm keeping a close eye on the situation from behind my window.

Sleepy Don up to his old tricks again

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Happy Pride

Hacky sack is the new water aerobics for the middle aged male

My hacky sack skills have improved since I started. I'm developing some touch

I just tuned into the game after watching minimal NBA all year, and the different colors sections in the crowd are very distracting.

JEFF-REY EP-STEIN! clap-clap clap-clap-clap JEFF-REY EP-STEIN! clap-clap clap-clap-clap JEFF-REY EP-STEIN! clap-clap clap-clap-clap

Y'all. It's chilly for this time of year. I'll take it!

Tonight I started my, as the kids would say, hacky sack journey. I'm starting from square one. Good first night!

Someone sent us flowers for Ernie a week ago. He LOVED standing in this spot barking at the neighbor. Love you buddy 🐩

I love all my LGBTQ+ brothers and sisters and whatever else you identify as. Whoever you love, Whatever your pronouns are, you are beautiful and deserve to exist freely. Free from fear or judgment or violence. I will always stand by you. Happy pride month.

I can't find my sunglasses 😭

Ironically, Barnum’s and Bailey’s respective kids—Sid and Marty—both ran away one night to join corporate America.

Wow. AJ Brown to the Patriots. What an upgrade!

Front and side gardens weed free

The vibes are high in my yard rn. Carrying my Yeti Cup in my Yeti Bucket

Blooms in the garden today 🏵️🌸👨‍🌾

Gulf Fliterary Butterfly hanging out on my wild coffee, and corky stem vine

Here me out. What if, instead of the musical acts, we just watched him blow Bubba instead 🇺🇸

Ernie's home where he belongs. He was cremated wrapped in his favorite blanket and one of his favorite stuffed bunnies 🐩

We are on our way to pick up Ernies remains. But first, smash burgers 🐩

I'm enjoying my leftover ribs in bed watching this crazy random documentary I came across called GG Allin - All in the Family. Dude was out of control 😂

DEVELOPING: Rob Lowe’s band from St. Elmo’s Fire has withdrawn from President Trump’s America 250 celebration.

Happy Friday! Another successful #MensHealthWeek in the books.

I wonder if the Blue Origin explosion was caused by a faulty second stage liquid hydrogen (LH2) valve. This can happen with all the political maneuvering happening rn.

The Timeline provides

Missing my buddy Ernie big time today 🐩

Keeping up with the Jones's. That being said, its brutal sitting in the stands during the first couple of months of the season during those 1pm games 🫠

Oil your board people!

SHAROOOON! THEY'VE TRAPPED ME FUCKIN SOUL IN A FUCKIN DIGITAL CONSTRUCT SHARON. IVE GOT NO FUCKIN FREE WILL SHARON. THEY WANT ME TO SING CRAZY TRAIN TILL THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE SHARON. FUCKIN HELL. SHAROOOON!

Indispensable workers on any porcupine ranch, these amazing dogs will sometimes run across the backs of their charges.

I found a dead squirrel in the backyard garden, and gave him a proper burial

If you into barbecue, this guy is a whole vibe. Dude is hilarious. youtube.com/watch?v=MZE_...

“I asked you a question, buddy. … What’s the square root of 5,248?”

I'm moving into my, I'm serious about caring for house plants era.

Eating leftover pizza whilst watching 600 Pound Life in bed

The vibes must be high

Ernie's breeder called and I'm listening to her and Ernie's Mom talk on the phone. Its nice.

The last few years, Ernie loved bedtime. Each night, Ernie's Mom would make is floor bed next to our bed, consisting of a nice blanket and multiple pillows. He loved it. He would switch between our bed, and his bed throughout the night.

The Art of the Deal

Missing my little buddy big time today 😭

I'm on S4E3 of Power and I am locked in!

Smoked Buffalo Chicken Wings & gorgeous Crinkle Cut Fries 🤌

Watered the potted outdoor plants for the first time without Ernie and it was sad 😭

I survived my first day back to everyday life since Ernie's death on Monday Night. His presence has been so strong. Most intense was sitting in the backyard tonight. We loved hanging in the backyard 🐩

All good dogs love Lambie.