The UK should just be like f*ck it and make Larry the Cat the Prime Minister

The bisexuals are coming... and so are the prompts! #OFMDBisexualWeek (ish) will return on September 17-20!💙🩷💜🏴‍☠️

NOBODY TOLD ME ALISON BRIE WAS EVIL-LYN!!! 😍🥵🔥 #heman #motu

As far as I can tell, the most shocking revelation from Samba‘s Snax is that there were still people who thought Ed wasn’t bi?? 🤯😆 (For real though, I had to miss it, so thanks everyone for sharing the tea!) #ofmd

Bisexual Ed, my beloved. 💜

Happy Easter to everyone’s favourite bunny. 🐰💖 youtu.be/6dPSN9PcrY4?...

Nights in White Linen, one of the great #OFMD fanfics, is finally complete! #GentleBeard rock star Ed, music professor Stede, and a group of amazing OCs you’ll find yourself just as invested in as the main crew. Treat yourself. archiveofourown.org/works/427407...

if youre thinking about coming to the Salem meetup, please fill out the interest form I posted in the discord server! if you arent in the server & would like to be, you can DM here (or my main account: @orchid-explosion.bsky.social) for an invite or get one from anyone already in the server 🦇🖤🏴‍☠️

The real Oscars winner is Hype Woman Teyana Taylor.

happy four year anniversary to the premiere of ofmd 🏴‍☠️✨ #OurFlagMeansDeath #OurFlagTurns4

Is there a solid Jim/Archie ship name? Because if not I’m christening them #SnakeKnife. #ofmd

Breaking news: 16-year old grocery store bag boy who greeted Trump with “cool tie, bro” named new head of the Federal Reserve.

This is really just such a pretty little story. 🥹🧡

In gerrymandered Texas, the March primary IS the election in many races. Do NOT sit this out.

Early voting in Texas starts today. Get your ass out there and vote. I will not be accepting excuses at this time. #vote

And we are live!! Act of Grace has officially started~ Come check out our Artist Alley, Galleries, and more~ Our first panel starts at 10:15am EST! #AoGVC discord.gg/vjnz4sHJtC

Paul Giamatti as a Star Trek villain is everything I could’ve hoped for and more. 🏴‍☠️🪐#starfleetacademy

This is not a drill! Rhys and Steve are back in Austin next weekend!

Great! Now let’s do #OFMD

Finally watching The Sex Lives of College Girls and it’s so good. Plus bonus @vico-ortiz.bsky.social, of course. 😍

Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation. I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.

Hello #OFMD fic writers. Thinking of starting a new fic? I’ll read it. Have a three-year-old fic you’ve never finished and assume nobody cares at this point? Trust me, I am dying for the finale. I’m still here for every coffee/florist/tattoo/book store, fake boyfriend, #steddyhands, you name it. ❤️🏴‍☠️

If you want to host a party with me where we recreate the meal from A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, we should be dating.

The seats at the Paramount are uncomfortable as hell…but I’ll still turn up for crew. #moontower #ofmd #crewforlife

Happy Calypso’s Birthday to all who celebrate. 🍷💄🦄🌹

Ladies and gentlethems, the inestimable @david-jenkins.bsky.social

Curled up on the couch that night in the dark and watched them straight (ha) through. Then the next day started frantically creating a Jim S2 rope outfit for NYCC, which I was leaving for 5 days later. Managed to get in front of Vico with it on before it started falling apart. 😆

Pyaari is so decent 🥺

When goth Cate Blanchett says kneel, you kneel. #ragnarok

@david-jenkins.bsky.social Someday I'm gonna need a Waiting for God remake starring Dave & Anapela. #ofmd

Currently on a train full of Beyoncé concertgoers. The outfit game is on point. The vibe is cowboy meets the club. 🤩

There are currently more kids in Texas with measles than there are transgender collegiate athletes in all of America. Guess which one they want you to focus on.

Not gonna lie, pretty proud of the fingerloop braiding and bookbinding I learned at Sherwood Forest Faire’s adult summer camp!

Literally only went to see the #F1 movie because of #SamsonKayo, but it turned out to be a solid, enjoyable summer blockbuster.

Just found out one of our local aerial studios is doing an OFMD-themed show! www.tickettailor.com/events/skyca...

Somebody please write this: a thread. #ofmd

Izzy’s where he belongs, with his captain. Thanks @sirencalll.bsky.social and @adoptourcrew.bsky.social! #ofmd #ourflagmeanspride2025

Just imagining our King Princess as Princess Leigh-Cheri 😵😍 #tnuc #ofmd #RuiboQian

Take a listen and seriously consider it. While this is not an uncommon practice, I am glad people are beginning to speak up about it.

🌈happy pride month🌈

✨Queers, M'dears! 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️✨ HAPPY PRIDE!! 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

Condom companies really missed a trick not hiring Peter Stormare to say “wrap up your Johnson” in the Uli voice.

pride is next week pride wasn't brought to you by delta air lines, microsoft, coca-cola or even the democratic party. it was brought to you by trans women throwing bricks at cops and lesbians taking care of gay men dying of AIDS during reagan. do not forget where we came from. now more than ever.

Since the invention of television, there have only been five shows that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. Our Flag Means Death 💜🏴‍☠️🦄 #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD

Am I late to the party? Because I also love the hit show Our Flag Means Death.

*hank hill voice* our flag means death and our flag means death accessories

We’re folding stuff…and that’s okay. #OFMD #AO3 uquiz.com/quiz/vNQPkn/...

An actual thing that just happened #ofmd

Missed #BehindOurFlag and want to hear Alyssa Lane describe Izzy as a "depraved power bottom"? Or see @david-jenkins.bsky.social's impressions of Rhys, Taika, Pacino and Denzel? Want to know what Mer-Panties are, what's under Stede's bed & who has the wigs? Watch now! watch.castr.io/7cSFn5jSgXri...

Do not normalize children dying from measles. Measles was previously eliminated in the US, thanks to vaccines. When children die from measles, it means that adults have catastrophically failed to protect them because they have rejected basic science.