Mayhem - It's Murder in the year 2026

lesbian monad as a monocule in the category of yurifunctors.

Mochie insists on looting every single corpse in Red Dead Redemption 2

The memory foam pillows from SamsClub stink so much I left them near a fan in my room to air out and like my entire room smells horrifically chemically and I cannot breathe.

I feel like the frequency of how often me and my girlfriend are talking and then she's like, "Im bweeting about this" is like far too much, but then I remember some people like post to this platform like eight times a day.

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She was a hyprland girl, she was a niri girl, can I make it any more obvious~

"sub-woofer" under my desk

in a world where subscriptions for stuff that used to be free or local are becoming the norm and we are treated like we HAVE to pay rent to some fuckass company to run shit on “the cloud” instead of owning our hardware or media or whatever my resolution for 2026 is to not do that as much as possible

happy new year now kiss your puppy

These dog cookies from the Petco dog treat bar thing taste exactly like golden oreos according to my dog @mochienya.bsky.social Get them for your puppygirl today!

I can't believe how dirty @mochienya.bsky.social let her keyboard get

tomla harris json biden richard nixon barack ocaml

nixos is like linux for women

the expedition 33 awards

did the game awards guy pork miss piggy?

Google messages' spam filter has gotten worse recently, it used to be that it caught 80% of spam texts Only 7 of the 16 spam texts I've gotten in the past 3 days have been caught by the filter

announcement tomorrow its definitely not cope

I am so hyped for this controller Its everything I've ever wanted

the sweat I emit when I am gaming has a similar smell to weed 🚀

I really think we should luigi the board of directors + ceo of flock The Mayor of Denver continues to give them money despite the overwhelmingly loud voices against the cameras Nothing is ever going to change with peaceful action

@mochie.being.dog is quitting a ts project over having to do ```ts let regex try { regex = ... } catch { regex = fallback } ``` She will come back to the language within the next week after realizing ts is the best language for nearly every application nowadays

fun fact: html actually has native support for inline event handlers like most frontend frameworks do. they really don't want you to use it for some reason even though they're pretty much the same thing. developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/W...

someone shared this meme about % of programmers identifying as LGBTQ by language, but it had no citations (gasp!), so I wanted to collect my own data. reposts are appreciated, esp from non-queer programmers cause my circle is pretty damn queer ^-^; forms.gle/AcwKK1qg2dZk... #programming

future => young people => gaming => steam => steamOS => linux linux is the future

I find it frankly disgusting that @cloudflare.social sponsored Omarchy now

show this to anyone else you know who also assumed DHH was just a normal conservative dude rather than a raging white supremacist lunatic

```ts const out = new Bun.Glob('src/docs/*').scanSync() |> Iterator.from(#) .map(async path => ({ name: /\/(\w+)\.md/.exec(path)![1]!, text: await Bun.file(path).text(), })) |> Promise.all(#).await() .reduce((acc, { name, text }) => Object.assign(acc, { [name]: text }), {}) ``` yup

I cant wait meta+c/meta+e to become the new "hey if you presh ctrl+alt+win+shift+l it opens linkedin haha wtf" when omarchy becomes the worlds most popular linux desktop why the hell would cloudflare sponsor a dhh project...

"don't treat LLMs like humans" "ok, got it! *treats the LLM like a minority group*" "that's NOT what i meant!!!!"

"I'd rather get chopped to pieces than break up" - mochie

forcing kids to apologize to eachother when they dont fucking mean it is the worst thing parents could possibly do it encourages saying sorry when you're not it completely devalues the concept of an apology all it does it make kids think sorry means fucking nothing

the entire note on the wall is subtitles I love .ass

how does eqiuvilant spell check to antediluvian and not equivalent why is pasting into google more reliable than spell check, shouldn't they be equal

the two things I miss most are petting her and holding her in my arms

Marking her insides as mine the way a wolf marks its territory

I love my NFP (non fungible puppy)

mogging or whatever it was called (the point at jawline and shush thing) but it's me flexing my bite marks to other puppygirls

I love having a dog beneath my desk

it worked...

I get hard every time she barks

"There's a little bit of cat in me and most of it is your cum." - @mochie.being.dog

She really needs to stop posting high, doesn't she?

Me & @mochie.being.dog have a safeword, but after she said she literally couldn't remember a thing from what I told her while I was fucking her and the complete brainless expression she had on her face while it was happening, (1/2)

Fucked @mochie.being.dog so hard that she's just shaking and can't even speak.

Giving Mochie a taste of her own medicine here: She is repeatedly pawing at me, begging me to call her a "dumb fucking pit sniffer", and as I'm writing this bweet she is angrily trying to grab my arm and bite me because I am delaying calling her one

/y(?:ur|ao)i/g

quote, thing, unquote -> "thing" quote unquote, thing -> ""thing why the fuck to they say it like that??