Man, BlueSky is way more normal than Threads. Lmao.

I benched 3 reps of 100lbs today. That is all.

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So some guy Lucas Miles wrote the most ridiculous book I've read in 2025 so far, and worse, he mentioned me by name for my "bold apostasy." (AKA: using tarot cards as a Christian lmao.) What did I do in response? What I do best, of course: roasting tf out of him. youtu.be/Lpqt7_TS9Oo

I fight the urge to take my fuckhead pigeon and disappear into the Slovenian alps every day omg

Today's art practice: drawing my profile picture (headshot version bc hands scare me) #art #drawing #selfportrait

me learning to draw bc I gotta show yall the shit in my brain and just writing doesn't really capture the exact image I see sometimes

I had a good time out at Providence RI's #NoKings protest, repping the #dualcitizen 🇸🇮🇺🇲 flair, and a great time seeing videos of everyone else's protests after. Our country will survive and (hopefully) become better than it ever was. Lots of hope seeing so many good people.

from "Classical Studies memes for Hellenistic teens" on FB

Made this meme years ago and thought I'd share it here for Wrath Month. 🏳️‍🌈🗝

I leave for TWO WEEKS and I come back to a re-arranged grocery store???¿?¿?¿?¿ WHY

"Sara, you're going to Austria in like 2 days! How are you practicing your German? Flash cards? Duolingo?" Nah. Radagast the Brown is telling me about Fasching lmao youtu.be/L_EDNuQ_vjY?...

I do not understand how people with fruit trees near me are letting their fruit rot on the ground. Bitch! Thems is FREE APPLES. PICK THEM??¿??¿?¿¿??

An anniversary worth marking. I'm sure we're going to see the very people who have trashed its legacy seek to appropriate WW2 today - so let's remember what was really fought for: peace, a more united Europe, a land fit for heroes (mark 2) and the defeat of fascism.

A reminder that every small bit of good you do - whether it be putting art into the world, helping a friend or stranger, donating to a good cause, or just listening to someone who needs to vent - offsets all the evil in the world just a little bit. And sometimes that's just what the world needs.

Dear god let this man cook.

This is how I realize that Catholicism is just Jesus: For the Crows™ lmaoo (same tho. i also like shiny thing and bone)

Playing story-based video games is as good as reading or watching movies. You will not change my mind.

Happy Easter! Remember: even when all felt lost and the world seemed left in darkness, our God was never really gone. No one could've dreamed of the triumph, the light, that was to come--but it did come, and because of that, we are free. Alleluia ✨️

How dare all of you celebrate Christ's resurrection when every year, you foam and shout to have Him put on that very cross? Hypocrites. Murderers. Thieves and liars. You never knew or loved Jesus; if you did, you wouldn't have killed Him again and again and again. #GoodFriday #KAG

I grew up on a diet of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark... I swear these vines covering a lamppost in Wroclaw, Poland are straight out of my childhood nightmares.

Kevin Rudolph's 2008 song "Let it Rock" being a Biblically inspired song (by artist admission!) yet still requiring a sex-themed rap segment to be commercially viable/in line with industry standards is an allegory for how God's message is tempered to be palatable to the world. In this essay, I will—

Lmfao. Not to be a 💩head but... a lot of Americans are not gonna like returning to the roots of their rural ancestors. My 🇸🇮 mom grew up this way. She always said "there'll be a day where you'll be lucky to have slop." Here we are. Hope everyone likes milk rice.

Yall gonna love today's topic. Head over to YouTube to watch me take the fattest dookie 💩 on this mess of a book lmao. (It's also on my blog if you prefer reading to listening): youtu.be/xpRPfSMCX8E #Christian #witchsky

"I respect that there are differences between Catholic & Protestant theology--" I don't. Once we move past denominations that tossed out the sacraments, we just get people fucking LARPing to the point acting like knowing the name Jesus makes them better than everyone else. Messy af.

I finished reading The Sin of Empathy: Compassion and Its Counterfeits by some Joe Whatever. Who could've guessed it would be trash? Lmao. #Booksky #evangelical #witchsky fable.co/review/6e99b...

Seeing some dog shit "Christian" book say that Christianity has a bad image from the underhanded efforts of PROGRESSIVE BILLIONAIRES has made me take some insane psychic damage lmao. "Progressive" and "billionaire" do not belong in the same sentence.

I wanna work with the libs, ok. Mostly because we need the numbers. But like… I’m REALLY gonna need you to do a few things for this to work out. 1) Stop thinking ANY of these rich people are going to save you. 2) Stop being surprised when they don’t. 3) Stop blaming us when they don’t.

There is no reason for Ring Fit Adventure to be this hard on my seasoned 5-year-gym-rat ass.

I have never been so delighted by a Bluesky thread lmao.

In 1942, the American President opposed censorship because books were weapons in the fight against tyranny.

I still can't believe how perfectly this one reading of Luke 4:1-13 was in the context of the next book I'm writing with @feralsouthernmama.bsky.social , and how I never thought to look at it this way before. Church has a lot of value when run by properly educated priests lol. #Witchsky

Holy fuck. Searching for all my tax info took me 3 hours and has wiped me OUT. That's what I get for being self employed i guess 💀

We need to be protesting the Democrats. Trump doesn't give a shit about us flooding the streets. He doesn't care about what we want. But Democrats, who are out here yelling at Al Green? Who have no coherent opposition to fascism? They need to know their lack of action is unacceptable.

My morning would be going 10000000x better if my past self hadn't bought an HP ink jet printer lmao

Every time someone says "you just don't like 🇷🇺 bc you're 🇺🇲!" to me, an angel dies. #Ukraine #Zelenskyy

I don't even believe hell is where people go, but I still hope Trump gets the hottest fucking seat in it. Rancid piece of shit.

You may think students are the most excited about spring break, but in fact, as Professor, I am CHOMPING AT THE BIT FOR IT (I'm so tired of waking up so early pls 😭)

It's time for a new eggplant dish. I love eggplants for power, wealth, abundance, expansion, all that—because to me, that purple color and that nightshade quality scream Jupiter and Fire. If you like eggplant, check this dish out! #Witchsky #cooking www.sararaztresen.com/post/greek-m...

Sure hope so. (art by Dave Tarnowski)

Meanwhile my entire yard and driveway is a sheet of pure ice 🥲 #newengland

By “pagan satanic cultist” they just mean “black”.

Current mood

Oh my God I'm finally (sort of) recovered. That was the stupidest flu on earth holy shit

Fucking UGUFHDHURU teaching is cute and fun until you get a sniffle from Being in Public During Flu Season (TM). At least I got some reading and editing done. As for grading... that's for tomorrow 🤡

Oh, yeah, I should mention: I run basically a little Ask a Christian Witch monthly column, and our January Q&A is now live! Read it here (and ask your own question for next time): www.sararaztresen.com/post/ask-a-c... #witchsky #christian