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Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently

Study: Majority Of Billionaires Consider Selves  Middle Class — theonion.com/study-majori...

Use some common sense.

One of the biggest problems with the world is that fools are always so sure and certain about everything and intelligent people are so full of doubts and uncertainties.

Trump Orders His Face Added To The Pep Boys Logo — theonion.com/trump-orders...

No.

Study Finds Curative Power Of Prayer Limited To Genital Warts — theonion.com/study-finds-...

Exactly this!!!

Nope

Slightly Older Sources Report If You Think Body Feels Bad Now, Just Wait — theonion.com/slightly-old...

These didn't age well.

The United States never has enough money to keep people alive at home but always has enough money to kill people overseas.

Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice

I have sent a copy of ‘The Onion’ to every member of Congress. To spread its message to less powerful people, I have also taken out an ad in a lesser newspaper. Read my full letter here: theonion.com/why-im-sendi...

Word.

Why aren’t you standing up for state’s rights now skank?!

Not long before King Cheetos declares marshal law. Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think the republicans would go this far.

FEMA Chief Confused By Wind theonion.com/fema-ch...

#GVerse #TimeLineCleanse: I will pay anything to have him on my flight!

On Memorial Day, we remember the sacrifices that our men and women in uniform and their families have made to preserve our freedom. May we always strive to honor the strength and resolve they’ve shown our country.

Grifter TFG - once a crook, always a crook! #DonTheFelon #NeverMyPresident

Otter Rock low tide. #photography #blackandwhite #iphone #oregoncoast #landscape

Low tide #photography #iphone #oregoncoast

It seems like that 3/4 of businesses that advertise on television anymore are drug companies. It’s illegal in every other country except New Zealand and the United States. Our country is broken.

It’s an impeachable offense the President has committed. youtube.com/shorts/KYBAT...

This is beautiful.

Morning coffee in Venice. . #photography #streetphotography #venice #italy

Remember the outrage when Obama bowed to Saudi king? Outrage is missing from Trump prostrating to Arab leaders. No end to Fox News hypocrisy.

Sounds about right.

If God is so great, how come people outlive dogs?

Kids today will never know the pain of wasting a whole roll of film… only to realize the lens cap was on. One chance. No preview. Just tears. #PreDigitalProblems #FilmCameraFails #90sKidsKnow #PhotoFlashback #MemoryLane 📷😭📼

Yes!

The VA has abruptly ended the only low-interest, affordable loan modification option for thousands of vets who are behind on their mortgages. If you're a vet at risk of foreclosure, we want to hear your story.