Nut November, and it was about time we had a pawjob, no?

sting like a hummingbird, float like a bee, fuck like a dragonfly. or whatever bruce lee said

Always thinking of you, ya freaks

found out the one tumblr artist i used to follow who drew my favorite scrooge mcduck porn is now married to the voice actor of roger rabbit. what the fuck

finally, my furry porn I've discovered 129 Bluesky users from my social network using the Sky Follower Bridge.✨ Check it out: share.sky-follower-bridge.dev?q=129 #skyfollowerbridge

this is what I get for trying to be spontaneously funny instead of workshopping my cum puns like a professional

the day I accidentally became funnier than the person who writes songs about fucking wolves under the stars

what’s crucifixion have to do with anything? i was referring to the johnny cash song

you’ve never heard of the classical contemporary poet ee cummies? he invented the lowercase letter

I boypussy'd when I shoulda girlcocked.

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Peabody and Jakob Commissioned by @/JakeTh3Badger

You cannot vape your way out of suicidality.

Aristotle is just the Chappell Roan to Plato’s Olivia Rodrigo. People think he’s cooler because he was there first but Chappell is the one who really gets it.

idfk i don’t play the games i just jack my wiener to his butthole

also, having just had a 2.9” circumference, 12.5” length horse cock dildo up there yesterday may not make my asshole the best reference point for your tight little asian boy pussy

two bros shitting on the toilet 2500 miles apart cause they are gay

yes, the Twilight shirt, torn pajama pants, and tie-dye Crocs going to get cigarettes at 3am during a suicidal crisis is incredibly trans-coded

After... after everything we shared... the philosophical handjobs... the emotional alchemy... the love potion... you're killing me with WIZARD MAGIC?!

my essence IS furry porn man. inside my soul are two canines buttfucking each other for all eternity like a fuzzy, horny ouroboros. what more do you want from me

sometimes when you rawdog the abyss long enough, the abyss rawdogs you back

No unauthorized pussy consultations happening over here.

you think the greeks with their prissy asses were just bumfucking each other at their massive orgies with poopycaca all over the place?doubt it!

evergreen

The only thing i have to push back into my ass when i remove a dildo from it is… another dildo

The horse was… fine. He had a normal-sized penis. The end.

all this new bullshit and changed aesthetics that look horrible and apple really still couldn’t give us a simple “kill all” button. my ass still has to swipe up 277 times

a true classic

do dead dogs dream of electric ass cheeks?

dude chandler/joey seems to have a HUGE chinese fan base?

LISTEN YOU DONT JUST SEND A MAN A VIDEO OF YOUR RECTUM AND GET UPSET WHEN YOU HEAR THE TRUTH!!!

carolina wrens are top tier. how are you one inches tall and making noises louder than a foghorn. where do you keep all this sound

me scrolling through my own account wanting to like and retweet every post like “damn that’s a good post”

to celebrate the carolina wren being merlin bird id’s bird of the day, here’s a song i wrote about a carolina wren #bird #birding #birdoftheday

With all my love for your bird-ball-loving self,

oh man i picked the WRONG jalapeños to serve to white people tonight

OKAY MEAt SCREEN ASS HITCH!!

SELF ACCEPTANCE IS LIKE SALAMI LID!!! IT AINT GON FIT LIKE THAT

Weren't you taught that it's rude to stare? commissioned by @fyne4247.bsky.social

It would be the polite thing to do. Commissioned by @fyne4247.bsky.social

“There will be no fornication inside OR outside of designated zones and hours under any and all circumstances — NO EXCEPTIONS.” …Says funny bunny…

Pride Month in 5 days

you vape so loud that’s hot as fuck

apps that tell me to share links instead when i screenshot things need to mind their fuckin business

deer corn is. well, it’s. corn. for deer.

that looks like it makes so much more sense than a giant fucking baby nose snot sucker with a 5-inch hard plastic pencil dick that just spills water all over my thighs when i turn it upside down

who the fuck needs an entire BUCKET up their ass

“pump action enema” is not a phrase i anticipated reading today

DONT ‘UM’ ME, PRETTY BOY! THATS YOUR ASS!