dude when you get a colonoscopy they’re gonna find spamton in there

congrats, your prostate finally bloomed

you sound like a gay man instead of a tiktok. gay men aren’t allowed on tiktok it’s chinese

also, having just had a 2.9” circumference, 12.5” length horse cock dildo up there yesterday may not make my asshole the best reference point for your tight little asian boy pussy

take ur pizza. pity party elsewhere, you pizza BITCH

Drew Piccolo at a Drink and Draw

WILL TOLEDO HAS A PRINCESS WAVE THAT COULDVFUCK!!!!!

DICKS OUT FOR CHOICE W

get your CHEESY CLAMPS away from my NIPS >:(

WHY are you trying to dictate how i spend MY time on the INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY!!

sabrina carpenter is like. the CEO of puppy play

they can’t HANDLE he/him robot pussy!

imagine the opposite of 9/11

PREGNANT GOKU’s HAUNTED PENIS

She Broke His Ankles So He Could Write Mpreg?? 😱😱😱

get to the mpreg, bitch

you’re the best boy! even if you make dropped-on-your-head-ass-fox noises 🥰

what’s that saying? a broken clock always strikes thrice??

microsoft sam was the original vocaloid

boysenberry jerry

i am MOIST and im VULNERABLE, can i suck on your TIDDY??

dude chandler/joey seems to have a HUGE chinese fan base?

your butthole is about to lip sync darude sandstorm . except . your butthole doesn’t have lips. and sandstorm doesn’t have lyrics

what the fuck is the past tense of ski

wtf are snowshoes. are those real. someone was just like. let me put a tennis racket on my foot and just. defy gravity. fuck you

THE HOLY FLUFFY CHEEKS.

sorry if i disappoint you by not taking it in the asssss

what the FUCK do you MEAN “The Home Depot” on UBEREATS??

welcome to the throat cheese california

ß was a ewi

so like, the grinch is probably bisexual

they call it a “family restroom” cuz i’m boutta go in there and drop all my kids off at the pool

do dead dogs dream of electric ass cheeks?

actually eggs cost the cost of care for chickens if you have chickens

zOk hebrew ass arabic ass Kikamaki cHupusaki ass

and the good my drip

bitch be cringe we’re tranny furries in our thirties let’s have fun

i hope the pocket of joy you find in me is as deep as the bussy that brandishes it

STUPID FUCKING KOOPA PUSSY

GET your WIND UP COCK out of my CROTCH,

if you don’t want to feel like you’re peeing knives do this for no UTIs!

the skibidification.

“my name is blowjob billy!” “whaddya do for a living, billy?” “.r..realtor”

“Scratch your minge it’s Mingey Monday” #NoContext

i jumped in the ball pit at mcdonald’s and all i got was addicted to heroin. and also lice

they’re out here sluttifying the math blocks

don’t touch my clit while i’m drinking milk >:(

RIGHT WHERE THE FUCK DID TRANS ARNOLD PALMER COME FROM

billy idol is the most BITCHLESS creature on this EARTH

dude the times ARE hard, this boy IS rose colored, and i AM a little bit caught in the middle!!!