*chugs an entire fucking cocktail of rum and ginger ale* i’m LITERALLY neurodivergent and a minor.

jetpack cat vs beatboxing puppy death battle

do you think accordionistsists’ nipples ever get caught in the bellows

my GRANDMA had a bunch of spoons from fuckin’ places!

another sweet n’ sour has hit the towers

i’m sorry is this not a nose cum safe space all the sudden

whose CUM is YELKOS

i was just cumming to his feet the other day

or is a boydyke just the twink of the he/him lesbian world?

shit bitch is a dude life

fucking dumbass can’t even hold a triangle.

metroid more like men

it’s like the undertale souls but polyamorous furries

billie eilish by trent reznor. aka , deltarune

Spider-man but just your dick is Powers?

“there’s a trash can right THERE why are you littering?” “I Want Microplastics In Babies.”

another truck has hit the Fudge

i would never say no to touching ANY erection. especially not yours

yeah i “let” you “accidentally” fist my wife

there’s a comment in the comment section because that’s where the comments are

your window is really dirty and your ham is frozen :/

KANGAROO JACK GASLIT ME!!!!

i don’t think grown men should be blonde. it’s like life jackets. women and children only

lesbians are. food

i think our dogs follow eachother on instagram actually??

dude a trans girl fucked a hot potato last night

i pet a dog at the orgy last night!

yeah so my safeword used to be “among us” but—

my lesbian daughter heroin

“is he gay in real life?” “…NELSON MANDELA??”

O, Sacred Art Thou, who choketh thine chicken,

mommy issues aside that’s a legitimate narritive insult

GAY MAN MCGEE SUCKED A TORTOISE

UGH i forgot to order the fucking chaos emeralds -_-

speaking of growing a baby in your foreskin i learned some horrifying news about starfish the other night

the universe craves chaos and i deliver

ok you were trying to tell me something before you made our cat jewish

mouth stim on my cummy pubes you fizzbitch

BING BING WAHOO CUNT!

go walk sideways off a cock

im with you in the dark and we’re DEFINITELY not having gay buttsex

The One Where Gunther Gets Pegged

i can’t believe thwomp is woke. thwoke

so feel free to fuck a frog

juicy and the coochie cats

i’m making fun of you as if MY rectum was the normal one here

oh fuck yeah lemme see your little bitch baby 1” diameter beatboxing puppy ass knot dildo

why did he undergo facial feminization surgery to become an interdimensional terrorist