I ... *Pop* ...think *Pop* ...he likes it *Pop* ...squeezed. (Piece for // AanubisWolf!!)

Top line "Alphas" like Kevin need love too, you know. Now worship your cardboard king.

It's an awfully messy ritual--but it feels great & keeps the rent low. (Churning ropes is its own reward, yum yum!) (Piece for @glichimp.bsky.social)

Saw a dude today with a big kiss mark tattooed the left cheek of his fat hairy ass. I don't think life will ever be quite the same for old Whimsybuck here.

The grief of buying a sex toy and being too big to fit in it. The smug satisfaction of buying a sex toy and being too big to fit in it. Like Rose to a thorn 🥀

4 Flavors ☆︎ Which is your favorite?

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steamed hams

Scratches both my nuts with both hands at the same time *sniff*

It's my birthday and the other unobjectively worse website didn't even give me balloons this year SMH

Mr. Peanutbutter is getting too old to be subtle. Bojack is getting too old to care.

This one's for @bajableat.bsky.social

Would you, Could you? 💛

Give him enough well-placed smooches and he might let you ride him-- no saddle required.

Sweaty Goatbutt or PoochGooch? Mutt or Mutton? Nuts or butts?? Take your pick. You'll smell like both for a week anyways. (A freaky little birdy told me indulgence builds character) Feat // @bogtrom.bsky.social

Everything this dude touches turns to gold follow him or suffer my curse

Finished up an old animation I never posted based off an amazing piece made by /@brae.gay‬

smiles at your foreskin and waves

I'm stuck at work draw something cool or play with my goat or ask me some questions or or or **scurries into the woods**

Poor little thing can barely keep his composure with all that sweaty ottpop between his legs...

funney bobcat

Mmm .. . Steaming sloth hole. . . *drools*

Wait you guys actually jack off to my art I thought it was a bit this is awesome which one is your favorite **pulls out my comically large notepad and spectacles and stares at you earnestly**

Free Koopa Rides ‼️

*Sniff* yeah

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Lanky, goofy, kindhearted men 🍌💫 Large, broodish, miserable men. Men who cry during sex. 💖 RELUCTANT MEN WITH SAD EYES. SHY MEN. BROKEN MEN. 🗣️ 🗣️ Men with shame ❤️‍🩹 Men with **NO** shame. 🎉 men with hopes and dreams man with c anes combo (stomach growls)

doh screw it have another

fuck it (x2) quickdraw mcgraw, but ..

Just a swampy Dino

I want you

He's lookin' for a salt lick & you look like just enough sodium.

Opening a few Experimental B&W single character sketch slots for 80$ HMU if interested!!

They dance for tips. (Oh, and money, too.) a Colored Piece for @rimeywoo.bsky.social

🐐👅🌼 @bajableat.bsky.social

Oohh. . . Vehicle won't start. Got overheated, engine no longer starting. Not good. Not fun. EEK!!

'Isn't it ironic?', Alanis Morissette sang nearly a decade ago. However, for young people trying to find their way in the new millennium, the new trend may be one of radical sincerity.

Stuck in a hot car with No A/C smelling myself during a heat wave. Is this heaven or hell.

no comment: the 2rd

You ever just wanna post yourself doing something scandalous online but the tiny little angel on your shoulder manifests a comically large sign says "no" in big red text and the little demon is in your pants trying to control you like ratatouille

Which came first, the Otter or the Goat? Left em' alone together for 5 minutes and they're already gettin' handsy. How sweet! feat. @thealfieinc.bsky.social

Thirsty Lil' Mountain Goat

Thirsty Lil' Mountain Goat

First batch of orders, outbound!! Keep em' coming, folks!! I could do this all day!! 🌻 💛

Roughin' it! (...Tastily)

If a stoat sniffs a goat in the middle of the wilderness, and nobody is around to hear it. . . uh. . . . . .Wait, how's that saying go again? 🐐💦☁️

"You can take a Billy Goat to the backroads--but you can't teach him traffic laws!" Just wanderin' off as any good Buck should! Straight from my dainty little hooves to yours--A new 3x3 sticker available at my brand new Buckshack Shop! Come now-- won't you frolic with me? (Shop in bio!!)

"how did that get back there?"

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