Kinda sorta not good for the NWS website to go down...

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AI failing once again!

Man Watching World Cup Thought He Would’ve Seen More Bicycle Kicks By Now https://theonion.com/man-watching-world-cup-thought-he-would-ve-seen-more-bi-1819576639/

The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao

You know how much it pained the Nazi York Times to write this.

This thread is giving me life.

Yes, thank you Walmart employee for telling me about the open registers. I am actually aware of them. I am standing with my 4 items in the self-checkout line because I only have 4 items, and I can wait 2 minutes because I don't need another person involved with my only 4 items thank you 🙂

I think the reason people are here is because Twitter is a Nazi bar making people go literally insane with endless porn and fake AI slop, and Bluesky is a place where I can get actual factual news along with my daily darth posts and they DON'T FUCKING DISAPPEAR when I click the mouse.

Visual proof of some guy named Tyler Austin Harper claiming to be a writer yet not knowing the difference between "anecdote" and "antidote." Dear lord.

Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have https://bit.ly/3RjdlH1

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Virginia Foxx is a yeast infection personified. www.wral.com/news/local/g...

WRAL meteorologist just called it the "Gulf of Mexico." Does that mean he gets deported?

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Saving this for eternity for all the idiots who voted for the obese orange orangutan.

Dear "Carolina's Greatest Hits" station doing a "Big '80s Weekend", Mariah Carey and Trey Lorenz covering a '70s song in the '90s is not that. Thanks.

Stranger Things sucked because much of its soundtrack was anachronistic. You can't play songs from 1985 if the setting is 1983!

Every American should have to pass the same civics test immigrants have to pass.

the NCAA uploaded raw footage of the UConn buzzer-beater from every camera CBS had in the building to youtube (will drop in the replies) and the best part has to be this hard pan to Dan Hurley's mom yelling HOLY FUCKING SHIT followed by a synchronized simultaneous HOLY SHIT by both Hurley parents

Truth is I'll never be this happy about college basketball again because my school fired a coach who won 70 percent of his games just so they can hire a washed-up NBA coach to have a .500 record next year and maybe make the Tourney in '28. It's baseball season now. CC: @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Love the Duke radio guy whining about a tech. It's only a technical foul if the guy coming off the bench impedes the play. There is no play because you called a timeout. Get out of here, whiny ass radio guy.

I got 3 of the Final Four. More importantly, my coworker who cheated and was able to make her picks the day after the first round started picked Duke to win it all. Holy cow, another ACC team blows a 19-point lead in the Tournament.

When the bag of 6 pre-sliced bagels has 7 pre-sliced bagels

hello what did i miss tell me every thing

Today would be a perfect day for @darthbluesky.bsky.social to wake up from hibernation.

I was sad about my school's basketball team for a day. Then, NC State told me to hold their beer.

UNC blasting my email begging for money like a homeless guy on Franklin Street, while their good ol' boy boosters are trying to fire a basketball coach winning 70 percent of his games in 5 years just to hire a random white guy who will go 16-15 next year? Yeah, I'll pass.

NEW: On Monday a judge said videos of recent depositions from DOGE members can be published online once again. The ruling is something of an about face for Judge Colleen McMahon, who originally ordered plaintiffs in the DOGE-related lawsuit “claw back” the videos they had published to YouTube.

The "NO HUGGEE NO KISSEE" part of "Keep Your Hands to Yourself" on endless loop.

Why is the news trying to claim 82 degrees in March is a good thing? IT'S NOT A GOOD THING. It's supposed to be 82 degrees in late May, not late March. Stop gaslighting about global warming and do your fucking job, WRAL meteorologists.

Today would be a perfect day for @darthbluesky.bsky.social to wake up from hibernation.

My face, after seeing the ending of the Dayton-St. Louis game

This time yesterday, it was 88 degrees. Today, it is 43 degrees. LOL. LMAO, even.

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

This is absolutely insane.

I typed the phrase, "I think he's mad at me" in Microsoft Word, and it's trying to tell me that "mad" is a verb and "madded" is a word. Good lord, AI is just utterly useless dogshit.

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

In Walmart today, I heard a song I didn't know and I said to myself, "I think that sounds like Sheena Easton." Then, at home, with the lyric I thought was "talk about lovin'," I went to Wikipedia, did a subsequent Google search, and found the song was, indeed, "The Lover in Me" by Sheena Easton.

The fact that the artist of the painting is also Brazilian... just, how?

I had no idea what happened in the basketball game until I woke up, and I've been doing that for years now because of how awful social media is. Mostly bots complaining about the refs or trying to asterisk every accomplishment. Man, Duke has won the exact same way before. It's just a game, relax.

J.D. Vance was booed so badly at the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony that even the announcers commented on it. “There is the Vice President J.D. Vance and his wife Usha—OOP, those are not… uh… those are a lot of boos for him. Whistling, jeering, some applause.”

I am well over a mile away from Millbrook Road, yet a car crash there knocked out my power for over an hour. How does that even work?

Are y'all happy we got a billion inches of snow now?

Meteorologist telling parents in Raleigh to go drive their kids 30 miles tomorrow to a place that got more snow? How about tough luck life lesson you can't always get what you want?

Unpopular opinion: I'm perfectly okay with getting only an inch of snow. Public schools were STILL on a 2-hr delay yesterday because of a little bit of ice left over from last weekend. We don't have the supplies to adequately treat a major snowstorm. If you want snow, move to Buffalo.

WRAL news anchor needs to learn how to pronounce "Rowan" County. roe-ANN