I mean… good. I’m glad they’re dumb enough to say this out loud. Nobody likes either so them being ride-or-die to one another really makes it obvious who the baddies are.

The only good thing about Covid was that I got married in it, and due to restrictions, could invite no more than 20 people. Which sounds terrible at first, but I wanted a small wedding and Covid became the perfect excuse. Feel bad not inviting you spouse’s cousin’s cunt wife? Sorry not sorry.

Between yesterday and this morning, all the right people are crying, shitting their pants. Meanwhile I’m here like

Wait Orban lost?!… BAAAAHHHHAAAAAA EAT SHIT VANCE, YOU DORK ASS LOSER

I need young folks to know: this is really cool. Let them have this. You can keep your mouth shut for two weeks. It's ok. Two weeks won't kill you, and it could show the general public that indie animation has a place, and that these things can exist somewhere other than YouTube.

If you woulda told me 5 years ago that me, a satanist, would be cheering for the Catholic Church in 2026, i’d say you were a fucking window licker. Yet, here we are.

Hey non Americans who see Americans asking for stuff like this: We mean global leaders should sanction the US or cut us off economically. Don’t think so highly of yourself that we’re asking for you, reader, to do anything.

This is precisely why I’ve become more obnoxious in wearing satanic stuff in public. The more pentagrams and inverted crosses, the better.

ok, now we're good. any time now, really.

NASA isn't why the US doesn't have universal healthcare, or a social safety net. The US doesn't have those things because politicians with the power to provide them choose specifically not to (with varying levels of support from voters). Enthusiasm for human spaceflight doesn't drive that choice.

Hear me out…

Ok… I actually DON’T want it to happen tomorrow. I’m spending Easter with the in-laws and they don’t drink. I can’t be sober the day It Happens™️!

getting kick out of the artemis II rocket for continually pressing my ass against the window and asking the captain if he sees the moon yet

Right now, we’re basically fighting a war to make sure Trump isn’t too embarrassed at losing one.

Just saw multiple TikTok’s about how Catholics are JUST NOW realizing evangelicals don’t like them and that the infighting is starting. “Starting” Yanno, as if Christianity having 45,000 denominations wasn’t a big enough fucking clue.

So we’re gonna hit em hard in the next 2-3 weeks, and also, we did it in 32 days?

I wonder what the stocks would do if the “big funny” happened broadcasted live on all stations. 🤞🏼🤞🏼

These people are just modern day Nazis. There is nothing that distinguishes them from what the Germans did 90 years ago. If you can’t see that… man, Idk what to tell you.

“much larger, and harder muscles” **gets blown over by a fart**

Maybe if less people were religious in this country, we wouldn’t be fighting yet *another* holy war for Israel. One can dream, right? Happy International Atheist Day y’all!

All I want for my birthday is for Trump to die. But no, I wake up to more market manipulation instead. *Le sigh*

Sleep? Never hearda her.

I don't want to hear shit about Israel being a feminist paradise

Chuck Norris didn’t die. He defeated life.

Asking himself: “Is it just a fart?”

"i'm on the struggle bus today" bro i am driving the struggle bus. and if it goes slower than 55 mph it's going to explode

LOOK AT THIS GRAPH

Literally dying rn to find out I’m on an “anti-democrat activist” blocklist that is an absolute hodgepodge of everyone from communists, to normie lib “vote blue no matter who” types. Even literal dems like Kat Abu and Ro Khanna are on it. Like, what? Who is this list even for??

We deserve whatever happens to us

chat, is this good? ngl this is fun, but I'm a sucker for color tests. www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/

Idk man, sounds like a skill issue to me

His brain is soup

Dude, we’re gonna start rationing gas by last name again, aren’t we? Cool cool.

Even my dog is a cat

Turning the clocks forward to a time when he's finally dead

lol. Lmfao even.

the pattern is they both ran a bad campaign. Crockett had 0 policies aside from "trump bad" & took AIPAC money. Harris did amazing for about 2 weeks when she picked Walz for VP, then immediately squandered it by running around with Cheney & refusing to separate herself from Biden on Gaza.

its always "vote blue no matter who" until its a progressive. funny how that works.

Inshallah

Talarico: "No more forever wars." Crockett: "Why isn't it MY job, EXCLUSIVELY, to decide whether or not we do more war? It's not Trump's job, it's MINE. I'm less mad that he chose to bomb innocent people than I am that I didn't get to be apart of the decision! This isn't fair to ME." jfc.

lol, two things that will never get old: 1) Charlie Kirk jokes 2) Charlie Kirk

I knew it. There is no god.

Damn how funny would it be if Trump stroked out and died during the state of the union? I honestly might start believing in God if it happens. I swear to… well… *God*

FYI they’re still going forward with ID verification. Just not with Persona atm. Discord says they’re “cutting ties” *for now* Give it a few months. They’ll do it again, only this time, more quietly

Hell fucking yes. It’s been too long. Iykyk

You are almost certainly not aware of the full extent of what the government is doing in Minneapolis, and what it portends for all of us if they succeed. lnk.thebulwark.com/46kVMuT

Something not really talked about on the hypothetical Gavin v JD matchup, is that if Trump dies before ‘28, we’ll get a JD presidency early. And what if he’s so terrible and uncharismatic, the GOP won’t wanna run him in ‘28? That means a republican primary. And that will be delicious to watch.

Seriously why is it that nearly every creator I like gets bullied offline/out of their own fandom by children or media illiterate people. Honestly the more this happens, the more I’m FOR the internet banning anyone under 16.

Inject it straight into my veins

Will today be *the day*?🤞🏼