Ready to paint my statues of Ninji and Ash!

We need to be a lot meaner to a lot of people. If you’re worried about being too mean to evil/dishonest/stupid people who are destroying our society, you’re complicit in that destruction. Be mean. Shame people back into the closet for their views. Make them feel uncomfortable in polite society.

100% this. I'm so tired of people demanding we have sympathy for these peoples' wretched beliefs. "But they didn't know, they were misled" "Their kid died, haven't they suffered enough?" NO. They absolutely have not... not nearly enough.

And soon Ash will also be ready to paint too!

Picture this: One day during a press conference, he falls asleep and *never wakes up* Just imagine… The scrambling. The chaos. It’ll be glorious, and easily the funniest fucking moment to ever get caught on live tv.

“Toilet” and “camera” are 2 words that should not be in the same sentence except to ask “WHY DOES A TOILET CAMERA EXIST?” What in the fresh late-stage capitalism hell is this shit?

every time I see a picture of Trump visibly decaying

Every single day, I open my fridge and see *that* bottle of champagne and I think to myself “every day is one day closer”

biiiiig stretch!

This spread makes the Sahara look like a gatdamn rainforest.

“The memo, obtained by The New York Times and not publicly released, did not provide details such as the ages of the children, whether they had any other health problems or how the agency determined the vaccine-death link. Nor did it disclose the maker of the vaccines involved.”

Aside from minor clean ups, Ninji is basically ready to paint

WIP sculptures for Xmas: My brother-in-law’s dog and Ninji for my sister-in-law who recently became obsessed with it.

Aliens in the context of other life that we haven’t discovered? Almost certainly. But in the little green men in flying saucers that abduct you? Absolutely not. The rest are all hard nos. And don’t even get me started on the “megalodon is still living in the Marianna’s trench” idiots.

So you’re telling me all of RW Twitter really is just one big Nigerian prince scam? *shocked pikachu*

It’s truly terrifying the amount of people on the left who hate Trump so much that they’re willing to accept/forgive anyone who is TO THE RIGHT of him simply for breaking with MAGA. I know ex-MAGAs who used to love Trump & now hate him. And I promise you, it’s not for the reasons you want.

Dude democrats fucked up so bad for not backing Mamdani. And the worst part is they’re too stupid to realize it. This meeting is phenomenal. Trump is completely subservient to Mamdani. Hoooolyyyy shiiiiit.

You say Mamdani is a socialist, then explain to me why he's flaunting his ownership of Donald Trump

Reddit atheist here who doesn’t believe in ghosts (obv) but will still tell my dog to stop staring at the demon in the corner cuz it’s rude to stare. I raised him better than that.

Elon thought he could make an ai that could never make him look bad… Then the internet said “hold my beer”

GIF that pops up when I type my name

Cocaine so white it pets all the “if not friend, why friend-shaped” animals.

The enemy of my enemy is NOT my friend. Just so we’re clear.

Whether or not Bubbagate is real is irrelevant. Bill Clinton still has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever, possibly saving America with just one tweet— “Monica did it better” Instant KO to Trump.

Completely apropos of nothing… Nothing at all…

Something being a type of thing… still *definitionally* makes it that thing. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

I feel like all the people who said releasing the EF won’t matter because it won’t fracture the base has *a lot* of apologizing to do.

So is this finally it? When he officially switches parties? I know he’s been functionally republican since he got in, and yet he’s still held on to that D after his name.

An eminently reasonable political take, if you ask me.

*Ahem* @aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov There’s literally no consequences for calling on Chuck Schumer to resign, and *a lot* to lose.

How is it, in the year of our dark lord 2025, that dems STILL believe republicans will “come to the table to work with us”? What are you smoking and can I have some?

Fuck, I missed 11:11.

Resist shit-libs who make it their entire personalities to attack the online left better get this thru their think skulls. We’re the ones with the fucking standards. Y’all should get some sometime.

What’s the point of “making a deal” if you don’t get anything out of it? 40 days of shutdown suffering for what? A dementia-laden moldy orange with one cankle in the grave, and the lowest approval rating ever? Dems had everything on their side. And they squandered it— cuz they fucking hate us.

Dude, I did not want to drink tonight but I might have to. Holy fucking shit. My expectations were low for dems but holy fuck. Why are they like this?!

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CAVING? YOU DICKLESS COWARD @schumer.senate.gov

Funniest *day*? Hoo boy funniest month at minimum. The world is gonna go absolutely insane and I’m so ready.

I’m about to become such a menace with this

Republicans would gladly roll in poo if they thought doing so would splash a black person in the mouth with it

⚠️WARNING: THIS USER MIGHT BITE⚠️

Glad I donated cash today. Probably will donate again soon if this continues l, to which, let’s be real, it probably will.

Y-yes... and? I don't see the problem here.

Jfc Hazbin Hotel season 2 is really not making Charlie likable at all. They made her fuck up in season 1 w/ Angel, but instead of using the opportunity for character growth, they just kept making her repeat her same mistakes, to the point that it’s frustrating how shitty of a friend she is.

i need this on a mug

Ohhh they’re upsetti spaghetti now

I wonder how @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov are feeling rn?

Libbing out rn. Sorry, not sorry.

Dude, we’re not getting an election in ‘26, are we? 😂😬