i can't stand dating apps i'm too dumb and awkward to hold a convo on bumble, i'm not into alcoholic cis women so tinder is out, and grindr??? i'm on there for ten fucking minutes before i see "👀🚽???" and like jesus man i just got here "meet someone irl" i'm too dumb and awkward for that too

I have a mighty need

my hours got cut and i'm not working on any big projects so the past three weeks have just been this and fallout fan fiction

Art vs. Artist 2025 I made some neat characters this year

recession hitting paper towel dispensers

MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content

'Nowhere Diner' (2025) First fully colored piece in over ten years.

I have officially made a piece of furry fan art for my friend's graphic novel idea

work in progress

was walking down hawthorne today and thought i saw matthew mercer but it was just some lesbian

some sketches from the last two days i hope y'all had a great halloween

do you have to invite a vampire in if they're also a police officer and have a search warrant

RIP to Drew Struzan, creator of some of the best poster art that film has ever seen.

all i want in life is a mod that turns astarion in baldur's gate 3 into a mitsubishi starion

i just bowled for the first time since 2015 feels weird unleashing the cannon on the lanes without being 27 beers deep

roleplay idea: i'm the new line cook and you're the head chef there's 67 tickets on the board and the dishwasher just walked out i burn the risotto and you call me a slur

would you rather have 1 bugatti tourbillon or 1,314 ford rangers

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rfk jr is an anthropomorphic marlboro red 100

my feet ruin foot fetishes for people

here is a recent moment from my life that i made into a meme to share with the people close to me but tbh i think it's funny enough to post without context

me when i'm about to get fired when my medical leave was denied three weeks into the leave while i've been addressing a disability that leaves me unable to work

I don't practice safe lifting for the sake of my back, I do it so my dummy thicc Latino ass doesn't knock over everything behind me if I bend over

What video game do you consider perfect?

It's 3:45AM and I have the intense urge to cut my hair but I know I'm gonna have to ask my partner to fix it tomorrow if I go through with it and he's gonna look at me like this

>5th grade >buy new game >"Paint it Black" by The Rolling Stones is in opening, instantly fall in love with the song >show it to friend >he says it's gay, mocks me >8th grade >same friend gets Guitar Hero 3 >invites me over to play >"You gotta check out this song, it's sick" >it's "Paint it Black"

i've been playing tale of two wastelands wild how all it took to get me to play fallout 3 for the first time in years is a mod that adds every single mechanic from new vegas into it it's pretty great tbh

i used to play gears of war against this guy

fucking wild when you receive nudes and a thing pops up that says "edit with ai"

I love Deimos' art more than anything in the world but I can't help but feel like his courier's scarf is progressively getting bigger and it just makes me think of this

I say "I'm okay" but what I really mean is "I miss my G.I. Joe Conquest of Cobra Mountain" playset

This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

I've been awake for thirty hours and I' spent sixteen of those installing Tale of Two Wastelands and an additional 300 mods Shit is cash

Touched up in GIMP Three antagonists from my project "To Live as a Shadow" I don't want to say much about this project as it's going to be incredibly long term, but I will keep sharing my character concepts for it Maybe some environment concepts too at some point

i found some of my old photography from when i wasn't sleeping for five years

i made a new instagram for my art and writing. instagram was then like, "here's some people you should follow!" the list consisted of: basically every ex i have past therapists past managers, including one who harrassed me someone who, last time i checked, is still stalking me okay meta

Drop a bad guy you actually love

Master Chief

every solid poop is a victory

Went to the ren faire Fought a dude (got my ass beat but I landed a chest jab on him twice) Tried flirting with a dothraki warrior but bro was too hot Ate a turkey leg Got a wood covered journal and pen AND a pipe and you better believe I'm gonna light it up and write down my thoughts and ponder

when the store got pibb

rip to my favorite new vegas character (i'm going to immediately remake him in ttw)

First Google tries telling me the movie "To Live and Die in LA" is lighthearted and whimsical, then Google tried telling me that sharks are mammals, today Google tried telling me that the Johnny Cash CD currently in my car's CD player doesn't exist Google doesn't get enough hate

RFK is the only person able to properly talk like that creepy text that y̵̲̹̲͌͜o̶̻͠ȗ̵͍̓ ̸̞̏ͅh̵̡̗͈̥̅a̷͇̍̊͝v̶̺͕̲͑̐ê̵̥̪ ̵̻̫̪̝̓̿ţ̵̂͋́̿ͅȯ̵͍͙̪ ̵̨̳̞̼͒g̴͚̰͆͝ǫ̴͖̫̼̇̇̆͠ ̶̡̡͓̩̾ẗ̸̛͉͌͝o̷̬̣̠̍̊̋ ̵̫̜̼̾̒͛a̸̤͒̿ͅ ̵̬̀̈́ẉ̸̦͙̀ḛ̵̲͇͓͗b̴̟̪͋̂ș̸͎̻͈͋̀i̴̛̟̞̽̀t̶̙̻̳͋ẹ̸̦̗̀͊͌ ̸̙̈́͠t̷̙̦͓̾ö̴̬̺́͒ ̶̨̰̜̋̽ṫ̵͚̝̖̎͜y̴̞̮͊̆p̴̖̫̚ě̸̢̻͍̈́ ̷̳̖͙̾̔͗ō̵̤̱ù̸̢̐͝t̴̰̻̦̎̃̅.̴̛̮͓̣̱̈́

"There is such a thing as too much Jon Bernthal."

Living with insomnia is crazy because you'll like tell someone about it and they're like "Yeah, I went to bed at 2AM the other night and didn't wake up until 11AM!" and I'm like "I've slept seven of the last sixty hours and keep seeing the ghost of my 4th grade hamster. He is unhappy with his fate."