justaguy
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This stuff takes a lifetime.
one more pitch for joining Omni: we need a round number so all the leagues are the same size, and currently we do not have that, so if you sign up right now and your picks don't do well, you can say "well I wasn't really trying, I just joined to help my buddy get a round number."
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about 21 hours ago
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idk man I just keep thinking about that kid in the Pokemon hat
1 day ago
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If I can't figure out how to get rid of this I'm out.
3 days ago
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There's this commercial about how it's not a coin toss it's a coin flip because the coin has to flip. But just because it's a flip doesn't mean it's not a toss. I'm boycotting whatever product that commercial was about.
5 days ago
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Imagining a guy who doesn't understand layovers. He's just like "but I'm not trying to go to Dallas?" Eventually he concludes that they just randomly assign you flights until you end up where you want to go. He considers himself lucky to only have needed at most 1 or 2 wrong assignments.
5 days ago
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Curse of Stroud is this anything
6 days ago
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I'm making the final season of a popular TV show. Here are my rules: - no flashbacks to previous seasons - no new bad guys - no making bit characters into main characters - no rehashing previously resolved drama - give the Tumblr people their favorite ship but not their 2nd favorite ship
8 days ago
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I am tired of the helicopters.
8 days ago
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Hey bro can you just chill for a minute? Can you cool your jets? Can you lighten up? Can you reach deep into the core of your being and calm the tumultuous storm that rages inside? Can you know what it means to simply exist? Can you find peace? Can you calm down? Can you just vibe?
9 days ago
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yeah I'll admit it I'm excited for the new Scrubs season
9 days ago
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Chris 𓅨
13 days ago
Bumper sticker that says "If you're not mindful, you're not paying attention"
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I think murder is bad.
16 days ago
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Apparently that was written on the walls of a locked basement containing a neglected and miserable child upon whose misery our society's happiness relies. Yeah, so I can't stay.
18 days ago
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So don't go dark on me It's all alright If I'm gonna get back to you, someday I'll need you light
18 days ago
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This is just nonsense words. It doesn't mean anything.
19 days ago
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DerBaylorBaer
21 days ago
The mild option is immediate impeachment.
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Marisa Kabas
21 days ago
contact your reps
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Randall Munroe
22 days ago
Anyone Else Here
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Hannah Gokie
22 days ago
Mulder called a skullhead white supremacist a Nazi to his face and then punched him lights out in the episode we watched last night. Need that energy in 2026
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lines from songs that mean something to you in 2025 or you hope will mean something in 2026
23 days ago
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
23 days ago
I am gonna make it through this year if it kills Smee
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one thing that just doesn't add up about 2025 is that in the middle of EVERYTHING we also got a Superman movie that was Good and Wholesome in a way I haven't seen any movie be ever.
24 days ago
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not italian ❄️🎄
24 days ago
you gotta laugh at stuff or you’ll cry
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i dunno. something amazing, i guess.
24 days ago
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to an office worker, "thanks for the flag" is actually the greatest possible words of appreciation.
24 days ago
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[I ask the guy at the store to recommend me a beer and he talks to me for 23 minutes before he realizes i think beer is wine]
add a skeleton here at some point
25 days ago
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This year was too hard and too sad.
26 days ago
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I don't really want to think of my wife as being like a fruitful vine in the recesses of my home.
27 days ago
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Tarja Porkka-Kontturi
28 days ago
Here’s to 2026
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dido, lamenting 🥀🔥💀🪦💔
28 days ago
When everyone who lived it died The files were declassified The slobs still called it suicide I hope you let it go
youtu.be/keKluVOD_WE?...
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Vampire Weekend - Hope (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by VampireWeekendVEVO
https://youtu.be/keKluVOD_WE?si=cP369wa4_LVs0csD
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This would be an awful time to be a computer that actually developed consciousness.
28 days ago
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This is the best The Killers content I have ever posted and I just want to make sure you all appreciate it.
add a skeleton here at some point
29 days ago
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Aaron Morey
30 days ago
Got kicked out of the Christmas party for fighting with Burl Ives again. Just don't like the way he says "Kiss her once for me"
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We had some fun that day, but it wasn't the same We met a cop at a traffic stop, hurried away He was so jolly, but he had somewhere to go He couldn't melt while I held him close I swore l'd never let him go
30 days ago
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Got the brother in law in Secret Santa. "Hey do you know the radios on your wishlist require a gmrs license?" "I did not know that" "Well look into it and get back to me" Radio silence. Pun intended. "Hey did you figure out what you want?" "Not yet but I will" My brother in law it is Christmas Eve.
about 1 month ago
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youtu.be/cglLJJ0Czo8?...
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The Killers - Don't Shoot Me Santa
YouTube video by TheKillersVEVO
https://youtu.be/cglLJJ0Czo8?si=DKrs1Hgvk3O-WFrp
about 1 month ago
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science fact: physicists actually can't explain how scissors do the sliding wrapping paper thing
about 1 month ago
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The Disney merchandising just never ends
about 1 month ago
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3yo: I have an opportunity to do something with this glue stick.
about 1 month ago
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Join Omnifantasy! We give our bot Christmas off.
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about 1 month ago
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something something Joe Biden idk
about 1 month ago
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Wifes love to say they'll be up in five minutes just before they fall back to sleep.
about 1 month ago
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Every once in a while the kids ask for me to read something to them "the silly way with made up words and silly voices" and I unleash the best gosh damn improv storytelling they'll ever see.
about 1 month ago
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
about 1 month ago
If the Grinch tried to pull any of that shit around me I would shoot him in the fucking face
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Jon Bois
about 1 month ago
the most cursed nfl franchise is pretty obviously the diamondbacks, who in 1998 were transformed into an arizona baseball team by an evil wizard. i'm surprised this is ever debated
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A Christmas graphic played during the Commanders game and the 3yo said "is it Christmas in there? Like it is in our world?"
about 1 month ago
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My odds of getting pneumonia in the next six months have tripled after being exposed to a sentimental song with the lyrics, "I want to bike in the rain," making me yearn for a more youthful and foolhardy version of myself.
about 1 month ago
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John Herreid
about 1 month ago
The main thing I have had hammered home by the past ten years in politics is that we really need pretty much every government office to be run by boring and anonymous nerds who you will never once hear about in the news
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From now on if you approach me in public I'm going to assume it's because you want a hug and act accordingly.
about 1 month ago
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Hannah Gokie
about 1 month ago
I will never stop sharing X Files memes
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