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i suppose my comm info should be posted here as well i thought i did that already
11 months ago
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windows 11 is fucking never beating the malware os allegations
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about 11 hours ago
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crime analysts thrown for a loop as millions of ultrakill fans excitedly spam FRAUD TODAY
about 17 hours ago
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fucking bullshit $99 for switch repairs. literal decades of iconically indestructible consoles and then the one guy who notably gave a shit about quality died and every dipshit in r&d breaths a sigh of relief like ahhh we can make dogshit that breaks now we can make an ipad that wont survive a child
about 17 hours ago
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y'all saw what happened to the last pope. clear self-preservation
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3 days ago
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every discord alternative ive seen everyone talk about is so deeply poob has it for you
4 days ago
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poopoo and peepee schedules desynced
#suboptimal
4 days ago
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do i have any daw freaks in my periphery who could tell me if and/or how it's possible to lift all of the stock instruments and their presets from mixcraft and use them in flstudio? they both have their distinct conveniences that i wish i could bang together into one superior program
4 days ago
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how people with blue eyes mystic look at you
7 days ago
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idk shit about legacy of kain defiance but i super super fuck with the remaster looking like a cleaned up 90s 3d rendered fmv of just being look at my hd graphics boy
8 days ago
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i need to get out of the house more. i don't even care that it's healthy i just wanna wear the missing texture shirt in public
8 days ago
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i been ignoring the laundry basket so long that i got shorts from autumn to fold. dire
8 days ago
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ΛΛΛ Big Blue ΛΛΛ
9 days ago
Brelly, corner pocket ππ’βοΈ
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The year is 2032. The Switch 3 has been announced. It costs $1000. Nintendo can remotely detonate the console any time it wants. The new joycon has a scroll wheel. The sticks are worse
9 days ago
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almost 2 years ago
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one dollar should be deposited into my bank account every time i google a single word seeking its definition and the result i get is instead a business or movie
9 days ago
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12 days ago
This is exactly what my songs Tag Walls, Punch Fascists and PULL UP are about. People think it's corny or performative in song form, but here's the irl sincerity and anger of a guy coming up and saying "I'm going to punch you in the face" when you're hateful "you're gonna get in trouble" "okay"
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all these updates introducing all sorts of new detailed art and terraria's steam trading cards still look like that
13 days ago
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god please don't let master collection mgs4 be abysmal dogshit that you're better off pirating like the first volume
13 days ago
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i have so many dreams that feel like my brain is seeing how easy it is to gaslight itself. like i'll see something i've never seen before right in front of my eyes and get this undeniable sense of like. yeah i remember this. this is how it's always been
13 days ago
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calling your it/its friends thing the same way you'd say king
13 days ago
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honestly can't say i'm all that excited for the new game by known poop developer edmund mcmillen
14 days ago
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I dont want them to change vyper's design to that full snake model. Her current outfit is underwhelming but I think it's important that she looks kind of fucked up and gangly
15 days ago
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i wish i could seize ownership of online platforms via ritual combat. i could fix roblox. i could fix discord
15 days ago
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i think its good that i never learned how to use famitracker bc i would operate it out of such immense spite any time i hear a slightly off cover of a song i like
18 days ago
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a cracked wooden man
19 days ago
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oceaned man
20 days ago
SCHEZO WEGEY WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF GARBAGE PUYOS
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pwyw sketches maximum 1 cent
21 days ago
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they dont make videos of reasonable length no more its either half an hour or 2 seconds
21 days ago
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kaim π«
22 days ago
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22 days ago
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zilch
22 days ago
Adobe is killing Animate! Oh no! It's a good thing I have this trial version of Adobe Master Collection CS4 that is totally legal to share to download that has absolutely nothing to do with this image, nor would typing in a certain number during install convert it into a full version, not at all.
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throwing everything away to become one of those youtubers whose main thing is soundfont covers
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Marvel Vs. Capcom Mock Track - Nathan Spencer's Theme
YouTube video by UltChimi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RBdLVdzKBM
23 days ago
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how effective would it be to just append "with no downsides" to the end of an evil genie wish
23 days ago
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i feel like im going insane. in mario 64 ukiki makes like 3 distinct sounds but in every sound effect collection i can find there's only the one. am i missing something or has nobody bothered to completely rip and archive every sound from this fucking fully decompiled game
24 days ago
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Somari ΞΈΞ
25 days ago
Everyone always talks about "Charmy Bee's friend in the comics who died from LSD glizzys" but never the fact that the fucking key art chosen for his character bio is his overdosed corpse
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every time i have trouble running a game and the solution is "just run it off an ssd" it drives me fucking insane. i don't have money. i have a good computer with an external hard drive and it used to run new games fine stop obsoleting my shit im gonna bite someone im gonna fucking bite someone
25 days ago
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furry hater
27 days ago
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thinking about the whole motif pirates have attributed to them with the hook hands and peg legs. i don't think there's any other type of person who is so stereotypically dismembered
28 days ago
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yuuup it's wonder boy
www.twitch.tv/ultchimi
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UltChimi - Twitch
I'm the gamer
https://www.twitch.tv/ultchimi
29 days ago
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the go live feature is kind of worthless tbh. i have to manually tell it how long im streaming for and it can't just detect when my twitch channel is live. discord can do that and discord sucks ass
29 days ago
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think im boutta say fuck it and stream wonder boy the dragons trap within the next hour. been too long
29 days ago
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"i wish i could reforge my items to improve their quality, if only someone provided such a service!" the reliable goblin tinkerer:
29 days ago
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Asriel
about 1 month ago
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furry hater
about 1 month ago
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i fucking love when vrchat worlds have these troll physics tubes
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about 1 month ago
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Claire
about 1 month ago
To delete your TikTok account without agreeing to the new TOS: 1) put your phone in airplane mode 2) open TikTok and go to your profile 3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account 4) turn airplane mode off 5) delete your account Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this
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got reminded of my favorite line in the entirety of netflix castlevania
about 1 month ago
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i know half life alyx is like recent and high tech and on their newest engine and everything but it's fucked up that a half life game isn't $5
about 1 month ago
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MinnMax
about 1 month ago
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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I love old songs about video games that let you piece together the songwriter's personal collection from the lyrics. They always drop a bunch of real shit and then one or two games you've never heard of in your life. Some motherfucker from eiffel 65 had a bunch of gems and also an fmv x files game
about 1 month ago
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