Have you ever seen such a beautiful sight

when u steal a meme from knockout and it becomes your most interacted with post of all time lmao

android's little "a thing has changed/updated" notification dot led me down a trail in the notes app that shows all the screen off memos and idk what I expected

#art #werewolf

hello

the stickeringening its happeningening (it happenedinginged) reup because picked a picture I deleted but android decided no u didn't tastefully sparse

speaking of stickers I never posted mine from #MFF2025, though they're all mixed now but this is most of what I have that isn't in storage

did I buy this *solely* to turn its label into a sticker? no (yes)

its fumken wamdy

I also thrifted these lights last year and I very much enjoyed them but they are also in storage

man I made an entire christmas tape and it's trapped in storage along with EVERYTHING ELSE I OWN at any rate here's 24 seconds of christmas on tape wowee pardon the ass quality bluesky was mad about the high quality one so yall get crunch instead

youtu.be/3zQ53oXITyk I found this last year and I still think it slaps

fun words that I enjoy: penal tutelage clatterfart

youtu.be/tapCjTA2E9Q I can't wait till we have a house and I can be an insufferably festive asshole for an entire two weeks who buys a REAL TREE get your plastic triangle OUTTA HERE

A shikishi from ゴーストフードさん( @ghostfood.bsky.social )！　Shiro and Kuro 🥹thank you so much!!

winter is a great season to appreciate your local tits ❄️🪵

blyesky excitedly telling me I can invite the number to check my account balance to open an account who wants to make a bot thats like "you have 8¢" twice a day

almost made a grievous error last night

mr happy drool has no idea he's getting it everywhere

hungry for lunch and by lunch I mean nap in my car

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

presented without context

pouting because I won't get out of bed to let him out for the 92836255248th time

who

radical sticker spotted in Bristol 🩷🏴 @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social

had a dream where the severity of my scoliosis was diagnosed as 'spaghetti'

the number one visitor to the I am actively pooping museum is my fiance and I think he should receive a certificate of "I am sorry you got traumatized but you did this to yourself" or something bean is a close 2nd

this came up tonight and I forgot I did it and it actually completely and totally stopped one weird trick to tell every credit card company to FUCK OFF FOREVER with the offers requires 1 stamp of your chosen flavor www.optoutprescreen.com/selection

edamame for dinner beans dinner not mr bitey but the green ones

that one time somebody called out mcmaster for not providing cad files for the candy they sell

Both my fiancé and I had our knives taken from a bag originally packed to be checked, but ultimately wasn't. It was just some dumpy Husky, but she was a trooper, RIP. and I feel NAKED WITHOUT IT

phone calls only

one of the first times I scrutinized foreigner's 'urgent' (knowing the title of the song mind you) I asked a buddy if they were saying 'virgin' and he just looks at me like

Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.

@amras.me im preparing for the next underbear

wait a minute I quoted the wrong part of another quote earlier lmao oops

ope

Technically 57 years, but I think Fallingwater is worth bending the rules a bit.

does anybody know who this goober is? their (I assume) aviators somehow ended up in my luggage and are now in Massachusetts #mff2025 #furfest

returning from mff to take an ACTUAL shower with ACTUAL pressure, marvelous

finally in bed after con and its hyatt "pillows" I am checking out of reality later nerds

he doesn't really know what to do now that we're back