I don’t know how much more of this shit I can take.

This Ashling the Pilgrim Hellboy alter deck looks so good.

Colonel Kurtz in a clip-on tie.

This. For so many years, Trump was the sort of shorthand for vulgar satire of American business incompetence. A cultural punchline. I can’t watch The Apprentice and not see it as a satire, too. Will the fake business genius fire Meatloaf because he failed to sell as many t-shirts as Gary Busey?

In honor, I’m gonna get my haircut correct, like Anthony Mason.

The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao

New draft of my Agnes Martin basic Island cards. #mtgalters #agnesmartin

guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.

Tried to make a Speedball, New Warrior Pauper EDH deck. moxfield.com/decks/oSDqoL...

Agnes Martin, basic lands. #mtg #mtgproxies

I am, apparently, back on the Narrative Magazine mailing list.

Maybe borderless is better?

Silas and Tymna, Egon Schiele edition?

Got this #1 DAD visor from my kid for my birthday. Feels pretty good.

It's been a little while. But, here: A new post on A Sympathetic Destroyer. Have some stories! matthewjsimmons.substack.com/p/stories-fr...

It's been a little while. But, here: A new post on A Sympathetic Destroyer. Have some stories! matthewjsimmons.substack.com/p/stories-fr...

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

Listen to Laurie Speigel when you are sad.

I’m tired

Today I teach myself to play @alfredvalley.bsky.social’s BRUTE FORT. Components made with printer, a small paper cutter, a corner cutter for little rounded corners on the cards, an old deck of Bee playing cards for heft, and some penny sleeves.

Do we have new pirate stations in Seattle? Just found someone playing Negativland on the upper part of the FM dial.

I imagine the Times would try to suggest that this is not that big a deal, but it’s precisely these little details that low information Trump voters cling to when discussing their justifications. They still mention Biden falling off his bike once as some sort of gotcha about his competence.

Made the kiddo a big ol’ Sunken Citadel for their birthday, and we hung it on their wall. #mtg

Proxied a Forgetful Fish deck. #dandan

What a buncha fucking dumbasses.

There's no conspiracy theory he won't exploit to try to distract us from the fact that he's a pedophile.

Randomly got fed some sort of “Weird Books” Instagram Reel, and was pleased to see two favorites included. @ambersparks.bsky.social & @thelincoln.bsky.social!

I have a digital copy of this and enjoy the design and ideas in it quite a bit.

Beloved local dad, Matthew Simmons.

That 3 Feet High and Rising playmat is amazing.

I'm reposting this because CUBE OF BEES. I mean, c'mon! #pedh commander possibilities? Does the cube, Looney Tunes-like, turn itself into a giant hammer when it attacks?

Bought myself six Strixhaven singles so far, five of which were @tolariancommunitycollege.com suggestions, and the other of which is a CUBE OF BEES.

Thank you, Tom Waits.

This was not a mistake and he didn’t catch himself and make a correction mid-sentence. He was dog whistling to the Nazi wing of the MAGA voting base. He can barely keep himself from smiling after he says it.

Hail!

Why the fuck did they tell Tim Walz to stop calling them weird? They are so God damned weird.

Austin Walker is one of the coolest people in games and I felt so joyful getting to listen to this interview, where he dug into one of my games and put it in dialogue with one of his own. ✨

What is a deck? Is it simply a pile of Magic: The Gathering cards or can it be so much more? @kenlikescarbs.bsky.social investigates (inside of himself). www.cascadecascade.com/what-can-a-d...

If I pretend to turn down money from a high profile educational institution, do you think Peter Thiel will send me a pile of cash?

I keep getting clips of those two liberals talking to their fussy, conservative parents, and watching the father’s precipitous fall into baffling incoherence is starting to feel like elder abuse.

Bad time to be that comedian who did a pretty funny defense of Guy Fieri.

Am I too old to get a @mogwai.scot tattoo?

If, instead of the saxophone, music in the 80s had featured more trumpet, the era would've been remembered as brash instead of sleazy.

DCC funnel going pretty well so far.

Wild little find at the Bellevue Half Price Books—it’s @jonathantweet.bsky.social’s ON THE EDGE.

Hey, let’s share “to be read” piles! Here’s mine!

Reminder; we all have 8 days left to buy our Gorilla suits! Don't wait 'til the last minute!!

I just backed Realis on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...

A Lost Ent on the Secluded Steppe. #mygalters