Subs five minutes late…. Again #lufc

This fella is a billionaire and he can’t figure out how to get makeup that matches his skin tone.

The lie makes him sound very pathetic and weak so the truth must be pretty bad!

Assuming this oil was heading somewhere you’re also now fucking with someone’s supply. Doesn’t seem wise, even if you’re trying to start a war with one country, hard not to think you’re also poking others pulling shit like this. What a dangerous time

Holy shit got a ticket for tomorrow. Living a charmed life. Just need a result like Wednesday, please #lufc

Since I can’t sleep after all that, have to say I’m massively unconvinced by Perri. Really feel that he has to do better on their goal tonight - getting beat at the near post when he had an age to get over there. And his distribution, which is supposed to be his bread and butter, is not great! #lufc

Got a ticket for Wednesday. Let’s gooooooo #lufc

Who’s gonna be the first one on here to call for aaronson to be subbed on 😂 #lufc

Saw this for sale at B&M in case anyone’s in need of some holiday fun

Trying to tell Farke to make some fucking subs #lufc

Ao Tanaka appreciation post #lufc

It would be funny if lives and like actual global stability weren’t at stake

Northern Market and English Teacher at O2 tonight. Then a hungover watch of #lufc tomorrow

I’ve felt positively pre-match for all the shit results so far this season, and today I feel very negative about our chances tomorrow so surely a big win incoming 🤷‍♂️ #lufc

This is why footballers should stick to football and let us professional tv watchers do what we do best #lufc

The only Trump I stan is Judd. What a shot that was

NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected. And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.* Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:

One the issues I have with programs like #bbcqt (and others) is that ridiculous claims rarely get fact checked live on TV. So we take to social media to do that - but how does that impact the people who watched it live, saw what Kruger said, and now believe it as gospel? Unhelpful format tbh

Zack Polanski on President Trump, "It's difficult to call him anything other than a fool" "This is sociopathic behaviour" "He is toxic, misogynistic, racist" "I'm not a fan of Trump" Christiane Amanpour, "It's pretty clear"

Canceling people is good and necessary, actually.

Just an informal poll on instagram, but I did honestly think it would be more out than that, just 66% out to 34% in with ~3,600 votes #lufc

Well, that’s heartwarming

New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009

Imagine your luck having a medical emergency and the doctor in the room is fucking Dr. Oz

Did you know it’s cheaper for a single ride on the New York City subway (£2.20) than it is for a single ride on a West Yorkshire bus (£2.50). And I bet the New York City subway is more reliable. @mayorofwy.bsky.social why are we putting up with substandard service at exorbitant rates?

Taps my sign: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/there-is-n...

Tom Daley just posted this on TikTok #CelebrityTraitors

Sounds like I need to take a trip to Cyprus

Milei looks like all the cast of Are You Being Served in one

Alan Carr. Cmon. He’s gonna be useless, right? 😂😂 #traitors

Hate that Archie plays for such an unlikeable team #lufc

Fun half of football, that. Shit, inconsistent bollocks from the referee, but a lot of very strong positive play from Leeds. That Rodon header early should have gone in. The spurs goal a bit unlucky with the deflection. Once again answering the question, can we compete, with a resounding YES #lufc

Got a ticket for tomorrow LFG. And I get to hear these big announcements in person 👍😂 #lufc

The absolute weirdest fucking people

There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.

I love my dad too much too much to speak about this publicly. I’d have been in real trouble musically if it wasn’t for my older sister

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

Just talked with my wife, we are cancelling our Disney+ subscription. If you have one, I encourage you to do the same.

We’re gonna end up with Ben Shapiro hosting the tonight show at this rate

We should all watch the movie Sneakers today in honour

Political violence is evil, killing people is evil, a country with more guns in it than people is broken, and what the government is saying about political violence right now being a primarily leftwing phenomenon is factually, statistically untrue. They are using this moment to rewrite history.

Everybody gamely says “Vance hosted Kirk’s podcast” instead of “the regime officially turned the major channel into state-controlled media just as it began its violent crackdown on any opposition or dissident messages.”

JD Vance: “Charlie Kirk never said Black women do not have brain processing power to be taken seriously. He never uttered those words.” Charlie Kirk: “Joy Reid, Michelle Obama, Ketanji Brown Jackson — you do not have the brain processing power to otherwise be taken seriously.”

Maybe Farke should try this with Bijol #lufc

“How you died does not redeem how you lived” is a great line

If you’re a Brit and you still have one foot in twitter, why the fuck are you giving that guy any traffic to help him in his mission to overthrow our government. Starmer is shit but come the fuck on

Offside FC #lufc

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE MAGIC OF ELLAND ROAD 😂 The passion, the accents, the sh*thousery. It's why Indiana Pacers PG (and Leeds United part-owner) TJ McConnell loves his club 💙💛