Selena Gomez Oreos are a SNACK who knew?

Fresh cut and trying on the fit for MAL. Can’t wait!

Ringing in January with good vibes and an annual rewatch of Lord of the Rings

Big day for arm lifts!

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Today we trot and strut!

Tragic beard accident. Send help.

Recovery from surgery complete! Back in the water babbbbyyyy

Cyclops had X-Ray vision right?

This magnet spoke to me on a spiritual level.

Enough of capitalism hellscape it's time to wolf out to the moonlight ❗❗

New collar hype is real.

@theneoncaster.bsky.social Hi, just wanted to ask if you designed "Gameshow Archipelago" for Slugblaster? Because it's incredible and the vibes are immaculate. The stagehands and the Megacrystals sell it so quickly and my group absolutely loved it.

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Guess I was someone’s favorite chew toy this weekend. #woof

Pittsburgh and I agree that yellow is the best.

Our otters are remembering Hulk Hogan by taking steroids, shredding their tiny t-shirts, and trash talking the beavers.

Is it really a pit stop without a selfie?

70 laps, wish there was a towel boy to dry me off…

Who knew a gardening pump was a thing!

I’m on the cover of @metroweekly.bsky.social this week with a piece about Brokeback Mountain’s profound personal and political importance. 20 years after its initial release, the film still reminds us why we refuse to live in loneliness, and why we fight. Read my piece and the whole issue here:

We interrupt our regularly scheduled himbo content for a special panda meal break

Looking for a sign to get a permanent tattoo. 🐙⭐😱📖 #flexfriday

PSA for everyone going to protests

Summer vibes stay hydrated folks.

My ride or die road dog.

Happy Pride Month y’all! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Feeling the pump today.

Finished my first painting in a long time!

First The Woods campground trip of the year complete and I already wanna go back!

There’s nothing makes me happier than realizing the big beautiful tits I’ve been absentmindedly rubbing and massaging for the last ten minutes are my own

If you know me IRL you know it's true.

Foraged for berries, met a leopard snail, a red frog and a young buck. Sometimes it’s worth getting caught in the rain.

Visiting the goodest boy in NYC!

On Wednesdays we don’t wear shirts.

Morning stretches with the doggos.

Felt fancy for the theater.

Will you be my starter Pokémon?

Serving dandelion hair in the locker room.

Bucket List Items today — First half marathon ✅ Kissed a boy at my old high school ✅

Goodbye Florence, SC! Thanks for a great week of beautiful weather.

Final push on training for a half marathon on Sunday!

Hot people ride trains!!! 📢

I once dreamed of an ocean filled with orange soda… but then I realized, it was just a Fanta Sea.

When a Covid baby turns 13 do they become a quaranteen? *millennials groaning*

Well hellooooooo! Happy Friday pups and himbos.

At the gym, we stim on a whim.

How does a sweaty pup get clean? He towels off of course 😉

We serving knit shirt spring before kinda swole summer.