Juneteenth becoming a national holiday the worst thing to happen to Texas since Abbott got elected

We need to discuss how niggas play Monopoly.

Uno really brings out the worst in Black people 😭

Lamar beating the brakes off a&m in baseball. My goodness

ICE agent accused of shooting man and filing false report arrested in Texas

It's genuinely funny a 74 year old senator got played by the most obvious conman ever and is now posting passive aggressively like a pre-teen who hasn't learned subtlety yet.

🤣🤣🤣 You're being NASTY to the new fans lol

I don’t mind being annoying about this. If you are a graphic designer, researcher, coder, social media person who cares about ending mass surveillance please connect with me. We need help ♥️♥️

I REALLY have to stop getting so mad when ppl say Texas isn't the south. I have got to calm down, but this shit getting outta hand. I saw some idiot say SOUTH CAROLINA not the south. Your public schools systems need funding!!!

I hate these new Google icons. I thought there was some type of nuclear accident in my area when the new drive symbol showed up at the top of my screen.

The protesters spoke directly to the mayor before being escorted out by security. bit.ly/4dCIRZj

I heard one of the higher-ups at the National Trust for Historic Preservation speak yesterday. If I was her, I woulda walked up to the mic and start screaming like Stephen A. That's [one of many reasons] why I don't have that kind of job.

They were crying bc a Negro put up a Basketball hoop, now it's crickets. I hate it here.

This nigga is insane lol

TEXANS: HEB has 25% off all beauty products through next Tuesday. That includes not only makeup, but body washes, lotions, scrubs AND sunscreen. You know summer is coming. Don’t be funky on purpose. Be fresh for you and for those around you

I'm trying to enjoy my freedom but I feel like I got hit with the Stone Cold Stunner.

May not over and we already hit 90 degrees

I gotta go get my cbd cigarettes tonight. Lol

I would be remiss not to point out that "Tricking Milli Vanilli into performing a concert for a dictator" is LITERALLY a storyline from the 1990s 'Super Mario Bros 3' cartoon 🙃

Literally like this.

Gas and oil giant ExxonMobil will likely move its legal home from New Jersey to Texas after shareholders approved a proposal to do so, according to a preliminary count.

A Texas Supreme Court order takes effect May 28 that allows state health officials to again treat manufactured Delta-8 THC as a Schedule I controlled substance, a legal category that includes peyote and Ecstasy.

I can't sleep, and I can't tell if it's bc I'm mad, or my body is set to summer vacation mode.

I finally found a supercut of the Black man from Dexter. I've never seen the show, but the memes of him are so funny that I started looking for this exact edit. Lol

lol this is an almost bar for bar plot point in #Succession.

I get that he's a Houstonian, but Chavez wasn't, and DELORES HUERTA IS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE.

I just wanna remind you, if you are caring for someone with dementia, ask their doctor if they can have THC products. It helps, especially if it's early on.

Former Houston City Council member Letitia Plummer upset Annise Parker 51% to 49% to win the Democratic nomination for Harris County judge Tuesday, according to unofficial results. www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/hou...

I keep saying what happens in Texas will happen to the rest of you, and people keep looking at me like I've grown a second head.

New from @samrussek.bsky.social: Texas’ mid-decade redistricting had pitted a veteran of the Congressional Black Caucus (Green) against one of its newest members (Menefee), endorsed by one of its most popular (Crockett).

I need Rep. Talarico to tell us about what he's going to do. We know what Ken Paxton is going to do.

Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America.  He embodies the broken system we’re running against. It’s time to come together: The People vs. Ken Paxton

WASHINGTON (AP) — Rep. Christian Menefee wins Democratic primary for 18th House District in Texas, defeating Rep. Al Green

"If you've ever been involved with a Libra man, you may be entitled to compensation."

There's a MJ impersonator going viral for performing at a strip club in Charlotte. If they make him a regular, or he goes on a strip club tour, I will be going.

Lovecraft Country only needed to be one season.

I saw some Gen-Z kids talking about a small penis panic, and they basically said something in the water is making their penises smaller. All I could think was, "Isn't this the plot of Black Dynamite?"

“In a survey on penis size conducted in February, 67 percent of respondents admitted to lying about their size. Notably, Gen Z reported the lowest confidence in their penises.”

Massachusetts is now the first state to certify a rideshare driver union after granting Lyft and Uber drivers' collective bargaining rights. This is the largest new private-sector union in over 85 years. 70,000 workers are now represented by the App Drivers Union.

So happy for NYC

BP, which has its North American headquarters in Houston, has ousted its chairman over what it called serious concerns related to “important governance standards, oversight and conduct.”

Niece: WHY IS EVERYTHING MADE IN CHINA?! Me: RICHARD NIXON Mama: *hangs up phone*

I need to see Is God Is and I Love Boosters immediately!

My head always looks square when my hair is blown out

More than one in four detained immigrants in the U.S. are held in Texas. See where on our interactive map.

The Revenge of Abe Lincoln and The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West

I did my nails for the first time in weeks. I need to take these hoes off immediately lol. Omg it looks like the first time I did them, and I chose such an unforgiving color.