Somewhere out there there's a parallel universe where Disney kept paper fastpasses and in that universe, subsequentially there is a Jaalin who was able to do a money spread with said fastpasses and l'm ngl l'm mad envious of that version of me.

themeparksociety.etsy.com/listing/1873... There are exactly three of these bottles left-- last chance to fill 'er up!

Nah cuz let's keep it a band My boy Dusty going to be there? Is my boy Dusty Crophopper finna be there?? Cuz if we doing this that's really do this man, if we doing this let's really do it. If Dusty ain't there yeah boy don't want it.

Naw naw naw fuck the river discourse can we talk about how Piston Peak isn't from the cars movies but from the Planes movies. This shit is so hilariously disrespectful. Disneyland gets the iconic Radiator springs and they gave WDW the Planes location. That's diabolically hilarious

You kno I didn't want to be a hater but I'm half a drink into the Luna bar I'm going to keep it a band with y'all about 30% of the reason I don't want to watch the live stream is cause of Patrick Dougal. If I wanted to hear an annoying twink talk about theme parks I would just tune into Mickey views

Those watching the live stream is it worth watching or can I skip most of it til the end with the fireworks

One thing that irks me with the Abu Dhabi discourse is lots of y'all engage in tiki culture and some even go to Aulani in Hawaii. Both things are seen as egregious in terms of exploitation of a colonized nation. I'm not saying you can't be mad at this park just keep the same energy all around

Jokes aside I probably will never go to the Abu Dhabi Disney park for the same reason I'm probably never gonna go to Hawaii let alone Aulani. I find it morally dubious to visit such places given and until something changes I'm good missing out.

Y'all think soon as the deal was signed Iger and D'Amaro blasted "Arab Money" by Busta Rhymes in the limo on the way back to their hotel.

Aye yo screw IAAPA. Who tryna go to Popeye's Con???

One thing that's really funny about both monsters and ministry of magic is that in both rides you can pinpoint exactly where they ran outta money. Especially with Ministry. 😂

Hey @schiff.senate.gov & @padilla.senate.gov — this is in your jurisdiction.

Round 3

A lovely MIB fan tribute posted yesterday by @storybookamusement.bsky.social 👾💚

I've already been twice I ain't fooling up with this line. I'ma just hang back and pick the scraps.

Nintendo is charging $70 to $90 for Switch 2 games. These mfs finna mess round and bring back Blockbuster, GameFly, and Redbox. Cuz there ain't no way ain't no way we all going to be able to afford multiple games.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 1,1946

Now you mfs who were complaining online about it's release better go watch this. The only way we get more Looney Tune joints like this and The Day the Earth Blew Up is if we support it financially

Barney is an ally.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 23,1960

So I was able to go to Epic Universe and before I say my thoughts, this park is not 100% done yet and they are still putting the finishing touches. I also was not able to do everything. Now if you are expecting this to be a DisneySea level park or revolutionary, temper your expectations. Instead...

HI, THERE, OL, CHAP

More of this, please. A LOT more of this, please.

There's a few but they are also so intrinsically tied to their land that you would have to write not just about that attraction but also the entire land as well.

I think black folks (men AND women) need to get a lot more comfortable with guns. In the short term.

And again WE AINT GOING BACK we meant that part. On big sandals 🩴 period.

Pocket Princesses 410: Hot Tub! 🎨

I need somebody to come out with a Black & Mild scented candle.

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The intro 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

DO YOU LOVE ME E&J

REST IN PEACE TO BREONNA TAYLOR (June 5, 1993 – March 13, 2020)

NEW VIDEO! Epic Universe single day tickets are for sale as Team Member Previews continue. Plus, news and construction update from all areas of the park, which grand opens on May 22nd. Video Version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMlM... Article Version: orlandoparkstop.com/news/theme-p...

Y'all, Universal made themselves a Duffy. Going ride to ride made sense. Going land to land made sense. But teddy bear to teddy bear??? This is like when Disney made Lafou's Brew to counter butterbeer.

Don't be a jerk. You never know who is listening!

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God this nigga get on my nerves nearly every time he opens his mouth.

Y'all going to hate me but I'm really rocking with this. Not enough to see it opening day though I will be at Epic

KEEP VEGETABLES IN YA LIFE FUCK NIGGA

White people using AAVE….i hope that trend die and never comes back…calling it TikTok slang is nasty work…

This is exactly how I look at someone when they mention Pokémon and I’m about to trap them in an unskippable dialogue cutscene

Nobody: Southwest announcing no more free checked bags: