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da joker

missed murder

Just remembered I can draw whatever I want

À peine le patronat agricole de la CR débarqué à Paris, des député·es LFI viennent saluer les "camarades paysans" Résultat : devant les caméras, iels se font tej comme des merdes et les cadres du syndicat lâchent des horreurs fascistes sans que ça moufte Et maintenant tout le monde fait les choqués

Also need to say that I love Bluesky so much! Seeing all the comments over my posts and your humor always makes my day, I love that connection a lot, way better in my opinion than the likes numbers. I prefer to have 40+ comments for at least 200 likes than 50k+ likes and 2 comments (aka twit)

putain la team il vient de m'arriver une dinguerie au restaurant j'ouvre la chambre froide devinez ce que je vois ????? un serveur une serveuse EN TRAIN DE BAISER j'en reviens pas

evil car things again (✿◠‿◠)

i kinda hate that most of the time i open a link from discord, cant tell if im on blue social media (evil) or blue social media (a little less evil)

why are you being mean to me! my torment nexus is localized entirely within my computer and fits perfectly within my workflow. i only trust like 60% of its input, half of which i leave untouched. why am i even being put in this whole torment nexus discourse anyway! im one of the good ones

awawa #sizesky

why are you being mean to me! my torment nexus is localized entirely within my computer and fits perfectly within my workflow. i only trust like 60% of its input, half of which i leave untouched. why am i even being put in this whole torment nexus discourse anyway! im one of the good ones

The world's richest man runs a subscription-based automated service that removes clothing from photographs of children.

okay we're COOKING on this 'tainted by ai' list now

*Musique pas mal en fond (en vrai leur sample son OK* MAIS CROIS EN TOI MON AMI CROIS EN TOI LA REPUBLIQUE CA SERA TOI ET MOI ON VA MONTER JUSQU'À LA LUNE ET UNE FOIS LÀ HAUT ON ÉCRIRA NOS NOMS SUR LES DUNES LE PS EST PAS MORT C'EST PAS VRAI C'EST PAS VRAI IL EST LÀ POUR TOUJOURS C'EST UN FAIT !

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Deep Breaths 🫧

Trans people making fucked up kink art

2026 is 35% complete.

Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?

bro did you seriously just germinate

ミスしてました、直しました

A Dutch worker went viral after explaining to their American boss that they have a life outside work.

OH I FOUND WHY it's a power saving feature??? and it fails to actually turn the fast wifi on when needed

my phone or router almos always say the wifi speed is now 0.02gb/s instead of 1gb/s and i donno what do about it :<

its not the new years for it for a few hours yet,,, but it made a drawing for the new years ^v^

I made a Pong mod that makes the paddle slightly curvier #paddles

i love that cars just let u take bits off n bring them home :D

me every single day

Deltarune if Tony Fox knew what he was doing

was bored so i cut this off i dont think it was useful anyway

puppy bathroom lovers

Interdire grok et Twitter n'est pas suffisant. Interdisons plutôt les hommes par principe de précaution.

it’s so over chat

i saw tails extremely wrong for a sec

watching movies with me means getting to a shot like this and hearing me cum on the other side of the discord call

I’m so furious that legal NSFW art and artists are being slowly gentrified off the internet while billionaires make CSAM-generating robots with impunity

i grwew up into a little girl with a wonderful family. i think she would be proud (gomen, it seems the too many words comics kid has struck again)

why do i scroll the evil anti everything public toxic social media of hell instead of the beautiful amazing happy cute funny mastodon instance 2000 :<

i know what you're secretly wondering. it's "do bugs have fun?" and the answer is yes