help im not good with text posts ummm aaaahh,,, meow,,

not joking btw

okay, i cant have gluten, i get that. but why do i get a light similar lingering pain when i eat too much spice or *specifically mint* ice cream. this is tiring i cant predict anything

we ran this picture through the make shit up machine and you'll never guess what happened

According to payment processors, purchasing fictional sexy art is grossly immoral. Betting on school children getting blown up is fine though.

FUCK THE UNITED STATES AND FUCK ISRAEL

I know that I sound like a broken record but I think once this society was ok with accepting mass covid deaths just to be able to eat at Applebees then all bets were off.

She is the Sun and i am Her daughter She is the moon and i am Her lover

me when the memes i steal get reposted by mentha and 4lung but the amazing quotes i steal from my smelly wife (who i love) get 1 like 😔

woaaa i haven't seen the sky being blue since 2025 :O

social medias were not meant for u to post on more than twice a day

waggy faggy,,,

I AM SCREAMING LMAO

Arquebusier with squire

We cannot and should not let generative AI take away these tiny, insignificant, but probably fun as hell jobs from artists

the microsoft man will never get into a scandal that sticks because they'd have to call it Billgate, and well that's just silly

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

On ne facture pas un dessin. On facture un dessin+du temps+l'amortissement du matos+la part des impôts. Si tu factures un dessin à 15€ en te disant "c'est juste un dessin", tu vas pleurer quand il faudra racheter un stylo à 10 balles et un stock d'encre à 20 balles.

even external webcams aren't safe D:

dont call yourself a landlord if u cant earth bend

boredom sketches of an unscrupulous mercenary

landsknecht siblings (one brother, one sister. i wont tell you which! but probably not hard to guess)

we left this for discord what were we doing

some of u on here

✏️

the doctors say if i make a good post the bomb implanted in my chest will detonate. thats why im like this

fjskjf nooo it's too small for you

Really into people walking on bollards with a consistent forward speed atm

Une copine m envoie ça 🤣

Subbing for Taco Bell Originally printed in Big Nose Rag, Issue #1

Me and my lop eared mama.. 😔💔

2026 basically

I PUT IT UP THERE ON PURPOSE AND STILL fjskgnodng

im rambling but im truly excited for fluxer, the federation isnt there yet but when it is it would simply be the perfect discord alternative for me. i think yall should really give it a try, and good luck to the dev. like genuinely there's some incredible stuff in there

@fluxer.app is such a weird look, i understand that the fine prints are basically as good as it gets for a discord alternative, but if you make your app's UI a nearly one to one discord clone with the same bs subcription model locking customization options, most people aren't going to switch

Sera and Linus

big yellow space woman

weh

Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower

how do i tell her,

discord situation sucks they started working with an epsteiner who's obsessed with letting ai control drone strikes and putting cameras everywhere to arrest for "pre-crime" all my life is there im either losing everyone or going to jail, and my best friend doesnt even want to install another app

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

i can’t stop laughing

FRUTIGER METROOOO made this yesterday