the secret sauce all along

damn

Oh hell yes. Justice for Julio.

Democrats love to believe if they'd just said 1 thing differently, they'd have won over MAGA voters. Voters lie about their motives - even to themselves. You can tip-toe around them until your toenails break & they'll still vote Republican. (attn Amy Klobuchar)

100% of scrotum reupholsters should be covered, for the good of the nation

Grown-ass man barking for commentary

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

This is about UK politics but hits home about US politics too. It reminds me: 1. European countries (and Canada) aren't perfect and Americans need to stop idealizing them. All countries have problems. 2. So many voters are idiots and placating them is a waste of campaign resources.

Not Hantavirus could mean like Ebola

WWII Veteran On Field Not Planned https://theonion.com/wwii-veteran-standing-on-field-not-planned/

Hooray for Maggie!

Deep in the heart of Texas.

The worst people in politics who are political but they think they're apolitical.

My heart can't take this

UMD 3 UMASS 0

Lmao I'm going to San Antonio tomorrow

okay that's enough from me

tragic

13 different goal scorers?

power play

mix in a save

Someone needs to attend one of these games with a "UMD 3 UMASS 0" sign.

I feel like their arena being named Ball Arena whilst St. Paul's Ball plant is closed is actually violence

lmao tied the Kings's total goals in one game

time to break the streak, because why not?

what did i SAY

eeeeeeeeeeee

so this insane level of crowd noise vs actual broadcasting is on purpose

what the hell is this game

COMIN'

Embarrassing AF.

I don't want to hear these broadcasters, but barely hearing them over the in-arena entertainment is actually more irritating.

Saint Anthony Preaches to the Fish, Girolamo Tessari, 16th c, 📸 by @lindseywasson

Cannot believe Saint Paul PD is ticketing people parking for Cinco de Mayo.

A memorial for those we've lost to state violence #maydaystrong

legend

I think letting SNAP recipients have hot rotisserie chicken is good, actually.

yesssssssssssssssssssssssss wahmbulance needed in Dallas

fart noises

That's nonsense

I expect all bands to say FUCK ICE when they perform and when they don't I am betrayed.

night of the long island iced teas

The old familiar sting.

By god, that's @bruceciskie.bsky.social's music!

idk i feel like these guys would drink from the same water bottle as a teammate with ebola

this is why I don't go to Wild playoff games

As I said

suck my dick benn