just a few of the many distressed acerba noises youtube.com/shorts/kuqMg...

I could totally see myself coyly bathing in a stream all maiden-like, I think I would excel at that kind of whimsy

Moonscorched Tony Hawk be like “ahhhh my skateboard is my penis”

Rollin up to the classroom like “yo who up shittin from they butt” becoming the most popular substitute teacher in K-5th

Who up getting kin assigned the most dogshit ass of characters

Lip tutorial youtube.com/shorts/xuS2y...

Fear the Old Blood 🩸🧠👁️

Baby I wish I could fuckin take my brain off to the sky and make uhh I wanna go out of my body I wanna sit in work chair and hang out in a sauna with my soul

Back muscles so tense I could cracks nuts with my shoulder blades hey Siri is this anything Siri: Showing search results for most dogshit hang glider accidents 2023 AI is the future?? Nuh uh..

In the Taco Bell drive thru, getting hit with the "On the Baja Blast, do you want soda?" from the drive thru attendant and wondering what dark pact I would be making if I said no

Almost crashing my car on the highway because I thought of the word “Bungy Gorb” and had to write it down in my phone before I forgot

hello, please consider commissioning me! trying to make ends meet while my roommate searches for a job. keep me, my trans partners, and my cat housed - and get cool art!! starting as low as 5 usd, please rt if you cant support

Neil Druckman on his legendary creation: Blue Joel "Blue Joel was right. If I were in Blue Joel's situation, I probably would've done what he did. "I'd like to think I wouldn't. That's the interesting push and pull of the morality of it." www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vCl...

lesbiab water kiss

Kintsugi 💛

Happy pride folks I'm still fleshing out the entries, but here's a list of over 200 retro games (pre-2010) which were made by trans people or which had trans people on the dev team. We have always been here. dotmaetrix.neocities.org/classictrans...

Azealia Binks hold on officer im trying something

I would probably make a fairly sexy Gruntilda if I had to be honest with yall

Why can’t I have a normal ear worm why does it have to be the sound of a fucking Soviet M62 Locomotive horn at like 300% volume

my goat is sweaty

dropping a ICKY how to dress properly as a trans woman video into the scene kid discord and watching everyone wither away into dust

me: boy I can't wait to get away from my brutal gig designing video game textures by spending the day at the antiques fair The devious Material Preview Orb:

I think my penis is haunted. It has a mind of its own. It controls me. I am no longer of free will. I am at the will of my freed willy. It's horrible. I must find a way to break this cock curse.

asmr girl who keeps you chained in her basement to test new tingles on

I’ve had enough of woke ugly men in our games, so I’ve improved Geralt

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プリンセス・バブルガム / Princess Bubblegum🍭

Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline

food: me mom’s sloppy joes or a Steak n Shake chili Mac 🤤 drink: limon pepino Gatorade baby color: either toxic green or amber orange anime: Evangelion and FLCL season: fall 🍂 tagging: @horthallus.bsky.social @stumpiroth.bsky.social @infl8ablecat.bsky.social @freyacat.bsky.social

[SoCal boomer looking at the total devastation of a tropical hurricane]: “we *needed* this, we need the rain.” 😌